Damn, just damn.

Yeah, that’s a dude back there.  What has the black man come to?  My President is Black, that dude is too, but I’ll be got damn if he ain’t wearing boots…  I’m pretty sure that when they say “I Rock Skinny’s”, that this is not what they are talking about.
Come On Bruh!
Shame on [...]

Not much to talk about here.  This jackass did what most racist cops know better than doing:  Made public his racist views in a blast email to his boys in the fuzz and military.

Dude called Gates a “banana eating jungle monkey” and claimed that he would have pepper sprayed Gates had he been in that [...]

I’ve stayed most quiet about the Gates incident, not because I don’t have an opinion.  I do, Officer Crowley definitely acted stupidly, that’s a given.

Any clown with a internet connection can look up “Disorderly Conduct” and see that it’s reserved for PUBLIC conduct, not conduct in one’s own home.  Moreover, the mere fact that the [...]

I just realized that anyone who came to the site this morning just got a screen full of unexpected arse as soon as the site opened.  I try not to do that to you…
So now I present…SHAQ vs. The Big Show!

Not too great, not funny, but fast.
-Brock
By the way Assology 104 is right down there.  [...]

I haven’t hit the faithful readers of Us Versus Them with a good Assology post in a long time, so this is long overdue.  Sometimes a tail is just unexplainable.  Sure, I usually focus on the spectacular tail, but there is so much variety out there that you really see something and you just don’t [...]

I know all you real thugs need to keep it real in these streets.  When you’re leading the thug life, you can’t turn it off for anyone.

Yeah, all that is great until you actually get popped and you need to go in front of that judge, then it is time to clean it up.  All [...]

You ever try to compete so hard you just end up playing yourself.  Come to find out that the person you are competing with is barely even paying attention to you and the whole competition was just in your mind?

Yeah, I feel like Pepsi knows what I’m talking about.
-Brock

Check out this picture of a few guys from the Lost cast.

WTF?  Damn that guy is freaky.  I guess the photographer didn’t say “everybody smile!”  Or maybe he did.  That freaks me out.
-Brock

If you have to have a shady past, there is really only one profession to choose.  Criminal?  Nah, that background check it going to pop you.  Sex change, someone if gonna check the neck eventually.  Nah, the best shady profession ever is porn star.

Think about it.  It is like having a veil of protection.  Who [...]

Dear Brett, we don’t care. At least now you can stop throwing interceptions. You were overrated your entire career and I’ll just be glad I don’t have to hear your name anymore.

Watch out for them ho*es trying to get their upgrade once you stopped playing. Otherwise, enjoy.

- Lake

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  Jesus.  This is kind of low, but worth your 1:35 worth.

That trapped in the closet makes it much better.  No kudos, though, for Ashy Larry to rock that Chappelle Show poster in the back to remind everyone that he really WAS a working comedian.
- Lake
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The one thing I missed on the Stephon Marbury thing [...]

Rickey Henderson was inducted into the baseball hall of fame last weekend.  I’m not going to lie, Rickey was a great player.

He’s got over 3,000 hits, he holds the stolen base record.  I think if someone let him play right now he would, and of course, he rocked the jheri curl.

But the best part about [...]

Lake has been on a full out attack on the Gay Face.  Here is my question, when do people whip out the situational gay face?  Like Kevin from Big Brother 11.  Most of the time dude just looks normal.

Okay, no grown man should ever tuck his arms into his shirt, but you get my point.  [...]

Again, not sure what separates these great commercial concepts from the terrible ones, but it’s pretty clear we’ve got some talent out there.  This string Rollover Minutes Mom commercials is great.  Here’s the current one:

Dude, that ice grill moms puts on ole dude and the look on his face is priceless.  Somebody needs to put [...]

Damn, there’s something about the sensitive thug taking his shirts off.  I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but it’s never a good thing.  I know money and fame isn’t everything.  I get that it doesn’t guarantee happiness.  But, Stephon Marbury, can I simply ask that you not cat up and then broadcast it for [...]

Last week there was a mini witch hunt when some coach in the SEC had the balls and audacity to declare that defending champ Tim Tebow was not the #1 QB in the SEC and the country.

The kid picked up the Heisman in 2007 (and will probably get another one this year if the Gators [...]

Let me tell you, my boy EminEd put me onto this joint on Friday and I almost posted it immediately.  I’m not sure what Mr. Carter has in store for his next album, but if Death of the Autotune and this joint are any indication it’s going to be a monster.  I put this joker [...]

This commercial is terrible, but haven’t you ever wondered?  Sheeeit, I was always told that mess came of Koreans..  Yuck.

And yes that commercial is awful, but so too is the whole weave-olution.  Please stop. Thx.
- Lake
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Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s racist.  Buffoonery at the very least.  I guarantee there was a discussion over the use [...]

THIS CAT KANYE WEST IS MURDERING THE RAP GAME RIGHT NOW!!!!

I was on the phone with my mans and them, JP, a big time litigator in Manhattan.  The cat has roughly the same ear for music I do, save for his Harvard learned classic rock credentials (but I’ll let that slide for now).  Anyway, I [...]

One of the truly classic movies.   If you haven’t seen this, just stop talking to me, period.  Here’s the beginning when they shot that cat for his loose lip:
“I feel sorry for your mother”…  Wrong move.

And what about when Chauncy was hitting up A Wax for some food:
“Yo Wax, hook me up with some links [...]

I know these famous chicks like to stay out on the edge, but there is a trend brewing tha just clocked its first casualty.  Remember a few months ago when Cassie pulled this stunt?

Wait, not that stunt.  Although I’m sure all of you remember that one.  If not, you can peep it here.
I’m talking about [...]

I’m going to let Michael Jackson rest in peace.  People are still talking about how he died, whether he has an illicit love child, if he had a nose, all of that.  I’m not talking about any of that, I’m talking about Joe Jackson.

Nice ascot Joe.  Anyway, for some reason, Joe is on an interview [...]

The Amazon Kindle sounded like a good idea.  Like the iPod of books. being able to carry your entire music collection is great, so being able to carry your entire book collection should be equally awesome, right?

Not quite the same as the music collection since you probably read a few books at a time tops, [...]

UvT nation.  I actually thing this whole Erin Andrews thing is pretty terrible.  For her I mean.  It’s bad enough that some clown would violate her with this peep hole espionage foolishness.

But then to put it on the web?  That’s just an ass whoopin type offense if I’ve ever heard it.  With that said….

The only [...]

I had never heard of the UFL before last week.  Then I end up hearing about it from all the idiots that don’t think Mike Vick is going to have a job in the NFL come the final cut date of September 1.

Even Donovan McNabb knows Mike Vick is going to be slinging the rock [...]