Let’s talk about the “sport” of NASCAR.  I’ve never gone 200 miles an hour, but I’ve floored it a few times and I have to imagine that you have to stay pretty focused to go 80 MPH faster than I was going with 40 other cars 6 inches from your bumper on a track that is tilted at 40 degrees.

So we finally know that they are real athletes, because someone finally failed a drug test.  Yeah, it must be a real athletic competition because someone got popped for the roids, right?

Yeah, actually that would be better than what actually happened.  Jeremy Mayfield just got popped for Meth.  AGAIN.  That is right, meth.  That straight cook it in the bathtub of your trailer, made from rat poison and bleach, dirty ass street drug, turn you from this to that Meth.

If you haven’t figured it out yet, this dude was basically committing DUI whenever he went to his JOB.  Here is the worst part.  Not only did he get popped and suspended a few months ago.  He sued to get put back on the track (which a judge granted him).  This dude just failed ANOTHER TEST.  For meth AGAIN!  You would think the dude would upgrade the game once he got caught the first time.  I don’t know what NASCAR drivers get paid, but the cars cost a few million so you figure the guy could get some weed or a few ounces of the booger sugar.

Damn.  Dude really looks like he’s on that stuff too.  Are his eyes dilated?  If this dude is in NASCAR going 200 mph, how many of these assholes drive past me on the street every day?  I don’t live in West Virginia or anything, but there still have to be a few meth heads on the streets on the average day.

That ain’t right.  You are wild for being drunk at a desk job.  This dude was f’d up at a job where he was driving someone else’s multi-million dollar car.  That basically makes Jeremy Mayfield an asshole.  He’s definitely NOT one of Us, he’s one of Them.

-Brock