Us Versus Them has a real problem. Lake and I are both completely addicted to reality TV. Anyone else looking forward to “Real Chance of Love 2″? Just me? Okay fine. Well, then you have to put up with both of us talking about Big Brother 11 for the rest of the summer. We’ll keep it UvT style though. So here are the ladies of Big Brother 11. The best part about Big Brother is that the stuff that goes on during the CBS show is not ever close to the real show. They are showing stuff last night that happened like 4 days ago. Plus they never show the good stuff. Last season Ollie had a showmance…but they didn’t show that he was bangin’ ol girl out like nobodies business. Dingo over at Hamster Watch is the best in the business. Dude works hard every season of Big Brother.
First let’s go with Jordan. She is our fake Britney of the crew, foot fetishist, will probably have a showmance with Jeff…oh and she just got some fresh new fake J’s a few weeks ago. Literally less than a month ago for her TV debut.
So she’s still trying to get used to em. They haven’t dropped into place yet and she’s probably trying to figure out if they feel real. She can’t tell, so why not get a second opinion?
Gotta love the chick that lets other people feel her J’s. Not a full free grab since she’s guiding it in the whole way, but it is hilarious how chicks treat their fake J’s like they don’t really belong to them. Third opinion?
Right, let the ladies cop a feel too. Hey Jordan, when you get kicked out of the house and need someone to check the tail game, holla at your boy Brock.
It looks like you’re workin with something. You look like you might need a full assology exam. Then there is the quiet might be fine chick that I don’t really have a good feel for. She rocks the loose clothes, is a tae kwon do fighter. I don’t have a clean look at it yet.
She’s got all the tools though. If I know Big Brother they will drop her into some honey, or baby oil, or grease, or underwater, or in that red jumpsuit sometime in the next two weeks so we will see what the word is.
Then there is Lydia:
Tattoo chick might have a decent body under there. She wasn’t really going to be a part of this conversation until I also saw this:
She rolled up to the HOH and gave Jesse the first sexytime action of the season. Jesse? This really is like High School. The “Offbeat” chick just freaked down the Captain of the Football team to be more popular. AND IT WORKED! Damn, she’ll do anything to stay in the house. This isn’t even a showmance, there will be no questions from Julie about “Is there a relationship building between you and Jesse, because there is literally no other “relationship” contact. Just a bang out at the end of her strategy to get on Jesse’s good side. This is just an extension of her compliment and that back massage for her. She’ll be dropping it like it is hot before week 4. Boys and girls. Her little off air shenanigans just got her pulled off the chopping block, so she knows what works.
Lake already covered the chick with the D’s that decided to throw some E’s on that bitch. I think she’s supposed to be hot, but she really doesn’t pull it all together.
More later.
-Brock
