This is the craziest story ever.  I was in the drug store the other day behind some chick who was about to stop smoking the next day.  How did I know?  Because she was giving everyone waaaaay too much information.  What did she do to prepare herself?  Buy a pack of Camel Lights, because she was quitting.  I don’t know if she usually smokes unfiltered and wanted to ease into it, but it sure sounded like she wasn’t quite sure she was going to make it.  She dove right into the realm of “whoa, nobody asked you that” by telling the clerk that she wasn’t going to smoke the whole pack because she was quitting the last day.  She then asked him to keep the receipt and tear it up for her.  She clearly didn’t want the evidence.

Sheeeeit.  You’re playing yourself.  Even Jan Brady didn’t get it.

Hey, a little advice.  If you want the clerk to help you out how about this?  Instead of asking him to keep the receipt, how about you ask him to keep the rest of the cigarettes?

You weren’t exactly leaving those behind huh?  You’re ready to quit, but not that ready.  Let’s see, it is now five days later, and I’m going to predict that she is polished the rest of that pack off before the weekend was over.

-Brock