Comments on: Jessica Simpson May Be a Fail Tail, But She’s Got Other Assets

By: VMINATE06

VMINATE06 — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:35:56 +0000

this is hillarious. Applewhite…stop apologizing. you did the corps a great honor by “cutting” your eyes. In fact, i’d buy you a drink and shake your hand. In my 4 years there i didn’t ever get to see a celeb, especially a hot one. You gotta have your fun when you can. Rah VA Mil

By: Applewhite

Applewhite — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:49:01 +0000

i would like to thank Ian Summers for sideing with me on this one. its true i am the guy who is in the picture that everyones been talking about my whole school knows and everyone has been telling me to comment on here. yall might not belive that its really me but i will certify as a Keydet that its me. for the Record i wasnt looking as Jessicas assets. i was looking at her. and to be honest i havent had one person say that they wouldnt have looked. i have to give props to the photog. good shot man you caught me. and if anybody is offended by this picture i sincerly apologize. i know that i was representing the institute and i “cut” my eyes. my mistake. and this is something im going to have to live with. and to Brock Hardon…i dont have any problems with my sneek a peek skills. i have a wonderful soon to be Fiancé who got a good laugh from this, and thanks for not bashing me too hard.

-Applewhite

By: Bill Parcells

Bill Parcells — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 03:52:53 +0000

Applewhite’s literally on cloud 9. the dude is actually floating if you look at the bottom of the pic. haaa.

By: SackMan78

SackMan78 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:48:25 +0000

Look.. regardless, can you not say if you were front and center you wouldnt be “standing at attention” too?? Cut the dude some slack, we’ve all hit game we’re not necessarily proud of!

By: JHBP3

JHBP3 — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:52:29 +0000

Too good. Applewhite you the man!!!

By: BHJ

BHJ — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:26:40 +0000

We call that “‘front/back’ booty” – Booty-do…as in “her stomach sticks out farther than her booty do” LOL. My brother saw Jessica in person at a Lions game right around the time she was being blamed for Romo’s lack luster performance. He said she was the finest white girl he’s ever seen in person. I did have to gasp (in a good way) at the front shot. Backshot is not XXL worthy though!

By: NH Keydet

NH Keydet — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:36:48 +0000

HAHAHA… don’t worry applewhite you can see Col. B cutting his eyes too.

By: OSU Will

OSU Will — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:26:24 +0000

J.S. got what i call that ‘front/back’ booty – where the ass looks exactly like the stomach…
Kinda like matching luggage.

By: Cali Mike

Cali Mike — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:42:09 +0000

“Unfortunately around here, we’re not J dudes.”

Oh man, that’s a classic right there. Amen

By: Mr. Jezus

Mr. Jezus — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:39:18 +0000

She can fail tail all day man. Hell she might not ever have a juicy single much less the double, but she could get it, over and over and over and well you get the pernt.

Jess is one of the best looking broads out there, from the front at least.