Jul
16
This is good for our nation as a whole. It proves that there actually is a benefit to steroid enhanced chicken, but dammit, something about this just aint right. Not at all:
Maaaaaaaaayne, I would say that I feel sorry for her Daddy, but obviously that cat isn’t a fixture in her daily life because there is NO WAY I’D EVA let me child dance like this, much less post it up on youtube. Dammit, one small step for the evolution of white babes, one giant step backwards for her pops and all those cats in Texas that really want to leave the United States. I can hear them now, “First Bear-rock Obama, now this.”
- Lake
That little girl is actually from France. Here’s the link for the original music video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSjjqhQ_99g
whats this world coming to when you got 10 yr old girls all around the world dancing like this
whats this world coming to when you got 10 yr old girls all around the world dancing like this Shut up. In 15 years my ten year old is going to be getting loose while your kid is sitting on the wall with his pants pulled up to his naval. That will be your legacy.
This new wave of videos featuring white kids killing it is just the more evidence that God is gradually evening the playing field for all ethnicities, in all arenas of life. It’s like divine affirmative action on the dance floor.
God (while scanning his to-do list): Okay Jesus, Obama’s in and that’s going good so far. What’s next?
Jesus (looks up from MTV):I know we just gave them asses, but the nilletes are still looking kinda….stiff.
God (looks at TV, pauses): You’re right.
At that moment, somewhere in France little Becky’s radio starts blasting some crazy ass dancehall song.
@ Ian:
So, you’re thinking that with all the injustice in the world, and the ridiculous amount of racial/ethnic hatred and inequality going on, God’s first concern was handing nillas arses and then dancing skills? GTFOH!
Whoa, Be. Whoa. Let’s take a breath. I don’t know what order God is tackling all the racial injustices of the world in, but if you reread my post you clearly see that it was Jesus’ idea anyway (and we all know his priorities are fucked).
I think God was just warming up. If you’re going to be remedying the worlds race/ethnicity-specific problems, you don’t start your day with Darfur, ya know? Besides, we supposedly have free will, right? So he can’t stop us from doing hateful shit to each other.
If it makes you feel any better, I still can’t jump for shit (I tried after I saw the video).
You’re all getting it wrong.
Seriously. Racial conflict starts because white folk are jealous.
This will fix EVERYTHING.
wow… someone missed the sarcasm
Man you guys got it all wrong. She was just tryin to Jerk…