Remember those Olympic swimsuits that were so controversial because the technology was so good that every damn record in swimming went down?

Yeah, I could never really figure out whether or not I thought they were sexy though.  I like tight, but they were a little too tight. I guess the whole point was to pack it all in so the ladies could cut through the water faster.

But it sure doesn’t do much for the figure.  I’ve always had the theory that black people don’t swim because we aren’t the most…ummmmm…aerodynamic people in the world.  I heard that it took about 20 minutes to get into one of these things, and figured there had to be a lot of tucking going on back there but now we finally know what happens when someone tries to tuck it in a little too tight.

Haaaaaaa.  Ol girl went ass out for real.  I guess she tried to aim for something a size down, because this was not ready to handle the ass piece.  You want to know the crazy thing?  She was disqualified when the ass piece came out.  Did they forget that just a year ago, people would be more naked than wearing a full body suit?

Seriously.  Is there a rule about just the arse hole being out that disqualifies you?  What is the detail of the rule that keeps her out of the competition?  If the male racers can come out in a banana hammock, why can’t the ladies rock the arse out?  Damn. I don’t know how she busted out of that swimsuit either.  She might have the world’s strongest fail tail right there.  That swimsuit shouldn’t have had any pressure at all.

-Brock