This is the stuff that my nightmares are made of.  Somewhere between the fact that I’ll never drop a public deuce and being concerned with making sure I don’t die doing something stupid is this story.  Janifer Bliss was dropping a deuce in a hotel bathroom in Tampa, Florida when the chick in the toilet next to her was apparently playing with a gun that went off and shot Janifer.  First of all, Janifer’s parents are complete assholes for spelling her name that way.  Second of all, getting shot on the toilet has to be one of the worst ways to go out.  Especially by a random bullet.  I mean, you are shitty and half butt naked when they find you.  That ain’t what ya want.

What do you do when you get shot in the leg with your draws around your ankles?  Do you jump up and try to duck walk up out of there before you catch one in the head?  How do you make the decision between checking your leg and wiping your ass?  If you don’t wipe your ass, when do you finally go back to finish the job?  This one is all bad.

-Brock