After last season I was hoping Michigan Football would be able to make a triumphant return this year…or at least a respectable showing so they can stop losing to bum teams outside of the Big 10. This is the second year of the spread offense, Rich Rodriguez has a great track record, they have a [...]

Or this might happen.  Check the names over there on the right.

Classy move from the IT proficient asshole.  “MY BITCHES HOUSE” might be the hottest wireless access point name out right now.  I’m gonna change the wireless access points in the office when I get there tomorrow morning.  Any suggestions?
-Brock

Dude, there are no words.

Damn.  I mean, I know cats love a good joke, but that cat really put that grown man strength on her.  I guess she shoulda come when he first called her.  Yikes.
- Lake
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I guess that video was payback for this…

Ol girl is thick though.

In an ironic twist, big mama attacks a news crew with a HOE, as they seek and interview with a 15 year old working at a skrip club!

Perfect.

I know I’m going to hell, but something about the grandma of a hoe, hitting a dude with a hoe is funny to me.   As is this next [...]

I’ve always heard cats come with that “pause” rhetoric, but it never really registered.  I never really knew what they meant.  So I was on this big email string and finally someone said something/made an observation that really needed that “Pause” after it.  Well, actually, it was the new Duke Football Team poster.

See, to me, [...]

This joint is sick.

I don’t know who has the hottest verse, but Em’s flow at the end is bananas.  Don’t say we don’t keep you up on the hot shits.
-Brock
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Damn, the man got a hold of it and took it down in “this country” somebody must have missed a sample clearance.  Lucky for you I [...]

Now see, I glorify the tail and someone had to go on ahead and take it too far.  They have taken my beloved tail crease and defiled it.

Whoever invented this thought it was such a good idea that they both wanted to get it out into the public and said that there was a “patent [...]

Brock Hardon is the internets.  That is how I get up on the Shake Weight, the KFC Double Up, and all other kinds of wildness.  I grab every wild joint I find thinking I’ll be able to drop it somewhere eventually, but sometimes that just never comes.  So I’ve got to just drop it all [...]

It’s kind of hard for me to admit this dude is a hype cat in the music biz.  First off at his core dude is cornball city.  I mean, he really should have ended up dreaming about functions and code over at MIT with all the rest of the nerds rather than taking up residence [...]

So I was talking to my friend DC Jabber how my life changed the day Rihanna revealed her true self and got all NSFW with it. I mean, since then, every time I see the chick, clothed mind you, I get a little bit dizzy.  And of course it’s all positive.  So when I showed [...]

Yo, I was going to comment on how terrible Heidi Montag is, but Anderson Cooper said it all.   I mean, he really got after this broad. I didn’t know the semi soft, semi suspect Andy had this kid of pepper sauce in his repertoire. Tell us how you really feel Coop!
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Lake couldn’t believe it when KFC rolled out the Kentucky Grilled Chicken a few months ago.  They were about twenty years late in realizing that that fried chicken heat was more than the American public was ready for.  Do they think Boston Market just came out?  Not only do they fry it Original recipe, but [...]

Today is National Go Topless Day, with marches all across the land (pics of NYC march, NSFW)…

This is something we can all get behind.

Who exactly decides when “National Free Yo’ Titties Day” Is?  And you know somewhere, somehow, some guy is going to F tonight, based on the fact that it’s Free Yo’ J Day.  [...]

Things have changed.  Society has loosened up, the internets have brought some things to bear that people aren’t used to seeing.  Like 60 years ago, this was sexy as sexy can get.

Did you see that ankle?  Those shoulders?  Well, here is how they do it now.

That’s right, water splashing, J’s out, mouth open, and ready.  [...]

I love the imagination here.

I think I’m going with Raphael as those thighs are right…although Leonardo’s body back there is right, she’s got a little butter on her face though. Who you got?

That’s right, I said it.  I know you never thought it would happen, but your boy needs to man up.  At least I can step up and admit it, but I’m here to tell you, you probably need to man up too.  Here’s why, I thought I was in shape.  I mean, by any measure [...]

I’ve been pretty busy.  Almost too busy to post.  But you best believe I saw these shots of the Ladies of Rocafella Records.  I mean, my word.  First let’s start with the Godfather of the whole damn thing, Jay Z.

I mean, plenty of cats call this dude Joseph Camel and for good reason.  He aint [...]

Hey, not sure what these cats are doing today, but back in the day this was real cutting edge sh*t.  Funny how music comes full circle because this joint sounds a lot likt some of that silly skinny jeans music they’ve got coming out of Chi and Cali..  I never liked conscious rap, but dope [...]

I guess the Tranny is just an accepted part of pop culture now.  I can’t lie, I can’t get used to it.  I guess I’m officially getting old. I must be, because I was accosted by this joint live on tv and just could not believe my eyes.  I guess gay cats are really joining [...]

It’s well documented that I think Mr. Bolt is fortified with 100% pure synthetic juice.

But now we find out that there are people at the World Championships that are taking this “Performance Enhancement” to the next level.  And by the next level, I mean they really are taking to the realm of these ladies.

Ha as [...]

I understand that some inventions just aren’t going to make a lot of sense.  I also understand that there are things just for the ladies that I don’t understand.  I also understand that guys only think about sex all the time.  Sometimes all of those things come together in odd ways, but that still doesn’t [...]

Usain Bolt set a world record and almost lapped his competition yesterday in the 200 meters.    This cat is running away from world class runners, beating them by 5 yards or so, like they’re kids on the school yard or something.

I know, I know, that’s what happens when you drink your mango shake without [...]

I’m happy these cats came out with a hype video, I’m just not sure this Mad Max thing hasn’t already been done.

Or if it’s worth all the jack they had to drop on this. Oh well, tell me what you guys think. I still think Mr. Z is pretty much overshadowed by Kanye [...]

As a black man and one of the opinionated assholes that run this fine institution called Us Versus Them, I like to do a little public service from time to time.  While my day job is to separate Us from Them and let you know acceptable behavior, sometimes I feel compelled to convert some of [...]

Sure the kid is a clown, and he dances like this:

But anyone who can hold a cell phone and two Bud Light’s in one hand is good with me.

Respek.
-Brock