You know I’m setting up the Animal Battle Royale. Still working on getting a Bengal Tiger and find the world’s baddest mongoose and we’ll be about ready to go. All I’d need is a half water cage arena and someone to tell me how to make a shark fight a bull and I’d be ready to go. Cat vs. Dog is gonna be more competitive than you think.
But I found a site called “Japanese Bug Fights” that is at least handling it for the insect kingdom. It even has rules like fight club.
Rule #1: You do not talk about Bug Fights
Nah I’m just playing, Rule #1 is two bugs to a fight. That means that ants get one ant, not the whole crew.
Rule #2 Bug fights go on as long as they have to.
Rule #3 No outside weapons in bug fights. Don’t know what that would be, but I guess the dung beetle has got to leave his ball of shit at home.
Peep Tarantula vs. Scorpion.
Damn, I didn’t even know who won that one, but I guess the tarantula got stung and stopped moving. I guess tarantulas really are harmless. The giant scorpion met his match with this rhino beetle or whatever this thing is. These two are scrapping.
I think that is an upset. Here’s a preview of horse vs. dog. Don’t miss it.
Apparently the key to beating the scorpion is an exoskeleton they can’t sting through?
And the baddest Mongoose in the world is Ricki Ticki Tavi, without a doubt (sorry if you already knew that and just couldn’t find him).
I’m glad I’m not the only one who can reference Ricki Ticki Tavi in conversation.