“I like them Ameries, you can have them Omarosas” – Where Da Cash At, Curren$y

You know it’s a damn shame.  When will they learn?  Now I’m all for the strong woman.  But some of these chicks can take that schtick a bit too far.  Take this nutjob Chima Simone in the Big Brother house.

She’s f*cking terrible.  She started out the show as one of the “Brains” in the show’s Clique system.  Now most of us know that academic brain power, something this broad allegedly has, does not necessarily equate to common sense.  But this broad clearly has some screws loose.

1.  Her god awful hair piece

Chima has the least credible weave I’ve seen in a decade of reality tv.

I mean, we all know you can’t go to the hair dresser while in the house.  And we all know that in the real world, a chick like this probably requires more adjustments and tune ups to that crop than a clunker that’s about to be converted to cash.  But must you go with the extra aggressive, 8 pound mop atop your 85 pound body?

Why couldn’t she just go with the highly respectable braids?  At this point, everyone knows it’s weave, but it’s acceptable.  We know you can’t roll full on natural, but you don’t have to come in there looking like a damn joke.

Then again, I guess it could have been worse (not really tho).

2.  She’s “Can’t take rejection girl”

Nothing is worse than the chick who flips out when she’s not getting any love.  In theory, Chima could be attractive, I mean she’s not horrible looking, she’s thin (too thin though) and J’d out.

But she’s gotta know she aint the baddest babe around.

Now she started out super sweet and cool in the house when she wanted a piece of Russell.

Then Russ shows that he’s more about game and less about 85 lb nutjobs and she just flips out, getting all jealous and sh*t.

Remember when she went psycho when Russ was talking to Michele in the house?  First off, Michelle is terrible, so you gotta know he’s talking to her about the game.  You know the reason he’s on the show.  Second, Michelle is MARRIED!!!  Russ aint trying to bang out Michelle ok?

3.  Why do you have to become an embarrassment to both yourself and your family

Like Omarosa before her, these chicks mistake clearly crazy, emotionally unstable girl with empowered “yes I’m a bitch” girl.

There is nothing empowering about being hated for all the RIGHT reasons.  If you can’t get along with anyone because of your issues, that’s not empowerment.  If you flip out because a dude doesn’t want you, that isn’t that he’s a “weak man.”  It’s just that relatively speaking, you’re busted and need to step your game up!

In short, your wackness is not a virtue.

4.  Don’t ever reach “worst ever” jackass status

Chima is now the first big brother contestant to get tapped out of the entire show.

I mean, she went psycho on the producers, throwing her microphone into the water.

And supposedly she told the show’s executive producer, Allison, to “eat a d*ck” and just started wilin out!

Then, likely after realizing that she took sh*t too far, she allegedly demanded to leave the house.  RIGHT.  Oh, I get it.  They didn’t kick you out, YOU decided to leave. Sure thing.  Hey, I know you’re somewhere thinking you’re too good for all this right now.  You think that the producers are too much and that you aren’t going to just “put up with their shit” but you look like the out of control asshole at this point.  I mean, they already had your grandparents on there shaking their heads and all but saying that you were an embarrassment to the family name, now this?

Dammit.  Get a grip.

- Lake