Michael Phelps and Milorad Cavic had the battle of the swimsuits this weekend and it was great.  I’ve never heard swimmers talk junk before, but Cavic was laying down some epic trash talk.  Cavic said he had the superior suit, said he would get Phelps one so he could have a chance of winning the race, talked about Phelps’ momma, and what did Phelps do?  Phelps got into the pool, broke the world record and whooped that ass.  Talk about Man Up.

And apparently wore a condom on his head, or is Jewish or something.  Either way, it was hot.  The real problem is the suits.  They now allow suits that are basically flotation devices so the swimmer is really cutting through the water at this point.  The problem is all the records are being broken and when the suits are banned and it takes the human race 20 years to catch back up.  So what happens if you don’t have one of these suits?

You’re ass out.

-Brock