The animal battle royale is just like the NCAA tournament.  We’ve gotten through the prelims, we’ve got the competitors seeded, and we thought it we would get to the sweet 16 before any major competitors fell off.  In the Africa region we had what should have been a cakewalk.  Weighing in at 20 grams, and [...]

This Come On Bruh! might be both the best and worst one yet.  This might shut down Come on Bruh for all time.  The penultimate Come on Bruh.  It doesn’t get worse than this.  It starts with a wedding…Let’s meet the groomsmen, shall we?

Looks like a respectable bunch.  A few unexpected perms and ponytails, but [...]

So I’m that real forward thinking cat.  And it’s like my girl Jabberz of DC says, “the blog is an unmitigated success,” well yes it is. 

 
 
 
 
So I try to tell Brock and my boy UvIT, “we gotta cross markets sons.”  I mean, we gotta really do this so we can wear the crown out here in [...]

The Kanye West, “Imma let you finish” explosion a few weeks ago was great.  It came on hard…and seems to have left as soon as it started.  But I had a few favorites out there.

Damn, I don’t care how badly I need to get home, driving through on that left side over there is not [...]

A few weeks ago, Kevin Federline beached himself at a pool when he was visiting his ex-wife Britney Spears.  I mean he was the most notorious male Gold Digger of all time, he was able to pull custody of the kids and patrimony.  He is also some sort of a magician as he has found [...]

You know we’ve been on Brady Quinn watch ever since Lake and I watched all his hopes and dreams get crushed in the NFL draft as he slipped from a top prospect to the 22nd pick in the 2007 draft.

I don’t hate the kid, I’m just tired of everyone acting like he is better than [...]

In yet another instance of “is that yo chick?” meets stupid tats, it appears Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson are splitsville.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Hey, it’s not like that’s a surprise or anything, my Gobner, David Paterson, can see these cats weren’t exactly the best match.

Anyway, while that relationship is long and gone, Jermaine’s stupidity is alive and well.  [...]

Kids are really creative, especially 12 year old boys.  You might think you can send your 5 year old into your fenced in backyard and everything will be all good.  Meanwhile your devious ass older son cooks up this brilliant form of entertainment.

You know a kid thinks he’s gone too far when he sets his [...]

The Us Versus Them scales of 1-10 are well documented.  But whenever we talk about a lady, the comments section blows up.  The Megan Fox post earlier this week set off a straight up firestorm.  In the debate, there was one clear voice of reason.  While everyone else was debating Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayak, Jessica [...]

I don’t know exactly how you get people to do stupid things on video.  People who upload turrible videos of themselves when they could have easily just erased the most embarassing moment of their lives instead of uploading it to the internets for everyone to see.  Like this.

Or this:

But I assume these people were told [...]

Somebody turn off Marbuy’s youtube, ustream, myspace and fb accounts!  Man, I hate to watch a cat just go crazy right in front of my eyes, but Stephon Marbury is JUST NOW catching up to Jay Z for that “don’t confuse me with Marbury out this b*tch, run up on me at the light, you [...]

So what do you get when you take that turrible Chris Brown interview on Larry King and mix it up with the Run This Town video?

Affion Crockett is a little over the top, but this joint is actually pretty good.  That Rihanna accent at the end is killing me, as is the Chris Brown dance.

Fashion Weeks doesn’t provide nearly as many WTF? moments as ComicCon week, but every once in a while it will give you a gem.  Sure, there are crazy ass fashions that can always be entertaining, but we keep it simple here at UvT.  We’re just gonna go with skinny chicks falling down.  Come for the [...]

Nothing in this world is better than seeing a cat really get screamed on.  I happen to love it and I really do love doing it as well.  Anyway, this Samuel Kinison was a master at it.  Back to School was great in general, but this is my favorite part:

“While p*ssies like you!!”
Damn Sam..
- Lake

…and before you answer the question, please note that a basketball team is designed to win basketball games.

Hey, not to blatantly play the race card (well, I didn’t, our recruiting has) but basketball is a game that is literally dominated by African Americans.  So you would think an elite college basketball team would have, oh [...]

So I’m a dude who follows the J-game pretty closely. (read: very closely). You know, typical stuff like keeping a list in my head of the top players in the game. Hall of famers, 40-somethings, rookies, so forth. So when I heard that Susan Sarandon’s daughter was bout to pop up in a few skripping [...]

Unbelievable.  Look at this motherf*cker doing his best Carlton Banks meets ignorant country hick.

I’m sorry, but sometimes you just need a good ass whoopin.. And by the way, Mr. Llyod Marcus, don’t think we didn’t notice that:

A$$hole.

Now sit your five dollar ass down before I make change (New Jack City references, so necessary).
- Lake

Paris Hilton was getting her frappuchino on in LA today, and everything seemed to be going fine.

(Side note: How do these skinny chicks bang out these coffee drinks.  That thing has whipped cream on it.  It’s gotta be checking in at 1200 calories)
Anyway, as I said, everything was going just fine until she tried to [...]

Well, it looks like someone finally told Lamar Odom that all this time he’s been banging out Khloe Kardashian, NOT Kim….

I mean, what in the hell is wrong with these NBA cats?  It’s one thing to go ahead and date this broad.  I mean, she is Kim’s sister.

Her pops did get OJ off:

But that’s where [...]

I know I’ve been off the radar of late, so if I bring up some old shat don’t get on me too bad.  But I’ve been bumping around the web and I ran across these wild pics of Pink in Seattle:

The problem is, I can’t tell if these shots are good or terrible.  On the [...]

Now she might not be UvT Quality, and I have never watched a single moment of Gossip Girl in my life, but I was flipping through the channels last night during a Sunday Night Football timeout and I had a “who the hell is that?” moment.  That was when I saw this:

Look she didn’t have [...]

If you were on the Twitter feed, (and if not, why not?) you know your boy Brock was in Vegas this weekend and yes I was at the fight.

This was billed as Number 1 vs. Numero Uno, but uhhhhh, I didn’t see it.  Floyd dominated Marquez from beginning to the end.  As long as Floyd [...]

New York City had a local news broadcast on Wednesday and everything was going smoothly…until the weather report.  Peep this.

It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast…Keep fucking that chicken?  What does that even mean?  Is that some sort of new saying about persistence?  Toughness?  Tenderizing Chicken?  Ernie Anastos slipped it right out [...]

So yeah, that means I’m gonna be tweeting a lot more than I will be writing.  If Brock stays in control this weekend, I’m gonna feel like this.

If Brick comes back (He was last spotted after a Gin Bender in Miami) then I might feel like this.

Hoping for the former, probably heading for the latter.
Oh, [...]

Barack Obama finally lets us know why everyone thinks he has so much charisma.

I think he actually said, “I find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing” during the healthcare speech.
Mash up of this with the Star Wars kid in 5…4…3…2…1…
-Brock