American Idol Adam Lambert is Gay…STOP It’s the M*thaF&$%in REMIX!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, October 30th, 2009

Now see?  24 Hours ago, Adam Lambert from American Idol dropped his new album cover (which I thought was keeping it a little too real) and now this.  So Adam Lambert is in Details Magazine, which I’m pretty damn sure is a gay mag, gone closet gay mag (their claim is that any mans magazine [...]

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Arnold Schwartzenegger is Gangsta
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been Governor of California for almost eight years now, and I have to admit I still don’t get it.  Sure, I like the Predator too, but I never trusted Arnold as a straight up dude.  I feel like Arnold was the original facebook fail politician.  Seriously, how are we supposed to negotiate [...]

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American Idol Adam Lambert Is Who We Thought He Was
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, October 29th, 2009

I only like American Idol for the jokes, the scandals and the people who can’t actually sing.  But we did talk about the worst kept secret in American Idol history (besides the fact that Paula is crazy), that Adam Lambert like the boys.  People wanted to deny it all the way until he started showing [...]

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Spiritual Pimpin’: Deepak Chopra
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Deepak Chopra is a spiritual leader, an author, a leader…an enlightened man who encourages everyone to find a way to be the best of themselves.

But he still knows UvT Quality when he sees it.
Deepak getting it in!
-Brock

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Hot Fire: Lil Wayne, No Ceilings Mixtape
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

I know some of UvT Nation, ie. cats from the Midwest (really Will, Bone?) and “The Bay” (Shouts to Too Short) don’t really like Wayne.  But trust, the silent majority of UvT loves Lil Weezy.

And as I said yesterday, his impending incarceration will only inure to the benefit of his fans in the form of [...]

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This Might Be the Last Time Christina Milian is Fine…Ever
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Christina Milian is married and knocked up.  I’ve been in denial since it went down.  I ran “dip it low” on repeat for a few days, I watched “Bring It On: Seriously, they are still making Bring it On movies” on bootleg, and I reminisced about the good ol times and the perfect dimensions of [...]

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Optical Illusions: UvT Style
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Us Versus Them isn’t all about sports, ladies, politics and tail pieces.  Sometimes we like to make you think.  So here are a few optical illusions to keep all of our loyal readers on their toes.

Always a classic.  Do you see an old woman or a young maiden?

How does someone even paint that?  Do they [...]

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Damn Homey: Lil Wayne Going to Jail
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Maaaayne, this aint right. I know it’s been all over the news, but I’m personally pretty concerned for my man Weezy’s jail stretch.

First off, Wayne’s got all the swagger in the world.  And  he did tell Katie Couric, “I’mma gangsta Miss Katie“.. AHHHNT (On account of the dreds, I’ll give him the Jamaican ahnt [...]


Classic Material: Doc Holiday from Tombstone
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

It’s been a while since I posted a Classic Material.  But I’ve been on a bit of a movie bender of late, so here we go.  First my favorite line from the movie:

And then a general montage of hilarity, shat-talkery and ass tappities, all things I respect very much.  Enjoy:

Almost too good.  Val Kilmer never [...]

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FIRED: Steve Phillips and Brook Hundley Update
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Well, the word finally came down.  After failing to report this scandal on their network, thereby totally compromising any shred of journalistic integrity they still had, ESPN said the following to both Steve Phillips AND his hoe:

Lol.  Sorry if that joint snuck up on you.  You’ll learn you can’t trust ANY of my sound clips.  [...]

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Man Up Monday: Washed Up Running Backs
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, October 26th, 2009

I had the NFL Sunday ticket fired up in the Man Cave on Sunday when I saw a sad, sad sight.  I was watching the Chargers game and they showed a clip of Ladainian Tomlinson from last week when they were on the goal line and he wasn’t chosen to run the ball in.  I [...]

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Steve Phillips Hizzie Update
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 26th, 2009

The Paps caught up with Steve Phillips’ slumpbuster, Brooke Hundley, on Friday when word came out that SHE dropped her Restraining Order against Steve P.

I guess her attorney advised her that she wouldn’t be able to sack ESPN dack or take her “rightful place” as a Real Housewife of the MLB with a TRO in [...]

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Don’t start none, won’t be none
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 26th, 2009

This video pretty clearly articulates my life philosophy.  Enjoy.

Lake tested, Marlo Stanfield approved.
- Lake


Pam Anderson is ballin’ out of control
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 26th, 2009

Somebody call my boy “P-Can” from that wild commercial, because Pam Anderson is on some silly MTV Cribs shat.

She just told a reporter that her beach side crib is already over a million dollars over budget.  And I can see why, she also said that she’s lining her pool in platinum tiles.

Which is already crazy.  [...]

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UvT Weekend Edition: Heat From the Hampton Streets
Posted by Brock Hardon | Saturday, October 24th, 2009

After the debate last week about the new Miss Hampton University, field correspondent Add Bacon vowed to let us see what Hampton was working with.   Well the early results are in, and looks like Homecoming is in full effect.

Damn, this was the first shot and the iPhone was a second too late.  She’s got the [...]

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Magic vs. Isiah, No Homo?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Come on meng.  Why would Magic Johnson come out with a book complaining about Zeke’s allegations that he was gay?

Need I remind Johnson that:
1.  He used to kiss Zeke before every game
2.  He is, in fact, HIV positive (hey, check them statistics)
3.  He rocked the tightest nut huggers this side of John Stockton
4.  That he’s [...]

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Steve Phillips and the Slumpbuster from Hell, Part 2
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Damn homey!  Yall heard what I had to say about Steve Phillips turrible arse slumpbustin’ hizzoe yesterday.

Haaaa….even Lord Vadar can’t believe Steve Phillips was taggin this yatch.   And if you think that’s bizzare (and it is), peep the nutso 911 recording Steve’s WIFE made to the fuzz:

Damn.  That aint right.  And this is how she [...]

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If Superheroes Were Real
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Sure superheroes can save the world, but what do they do with their powers the rest of the time?
Artist Dulce Pinzon, figures it out.  She went undercover and caught them in their natural habitat.

Damn, I feel like the Hulk has lost a step.  Why would he be mad about unloading a truck, and shouldn’t he [...]


New Rihanna: She’s a Freak
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Rihanna is dropping a new album in November, and she’s already dropped the cover for her first single…Russian Roulette.

I said whaaaaa?   Damn Rihanna, I guess once you are buck naked on the internets you might as well embrace it huh?
Now here’s the question.  Is Rihanna a wild S&M freak before?  Or is this a result [...]

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All Black Reverends Look Alike…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, October 23rd, 2009

It’s gotta suck when you pull this one on national TV.

I actually think that is probably a sincere mistake, but Jesse just patiently waited for his turn and tucked her on in.  I have to admit though it was probably easier to tell them apart when Al was a little, how do you say?…rounder.

Here’s a [...]

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Steve Phillips and the Slumpbuster from Hell
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Yall know what a Slumpbuster is, right?

slumpbuster

n. an unattractive woman sought by a man for sexual relations in order to improve his sports-playing abilities or his involuntarily inactive sex life. Subjects: English, Sex & Sexuality, Sports & Recreation, Derogatory, Slang

True..  That’s a slumpbuster.  But so is THIS:

Seriously…And I’m not joking.  This “woman” looks like a [...]

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Bill Cosby: Worst Rap Producer Alive?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Yesterday, we thought for sure we had anointed the Worst Rapper Alive (well, except for So Cold in the D) that awful cat J Loft. But wait a second. Bill Cosby, yes, THAT Bill Cosby, is out here in the streets.

And he believes he can put out a rap group..

Right, I feel the [...]


UvT Quality Hall of Fame: Halle Berry
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Has anyone been fine for as long as Halle Berry?  I can’t remember a time in my life when Halle Berry was not the baddest chick on earth.  Jungle Fever came out in 1991.  She was even fine as a crackhead back in the day.  I was just a youngin, but I knew a good [...]

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UvT Quality: Top Chef’s Padma Lakshmi
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

So I see this lady that enjoys cooking shows.  I know, I know, “Lake needs to man up”… look, Lake needs peace and justification for my continuous purchase of UFC 100+ every month.  Anyway, so I peep Top Chef.  And undoubtedly, I noticed Padma Lakshmi.

The first thing I noticed, honestly, was how she really drops [...]


Man Trains Just One Arm For Arm Wrestling…Or So He Says
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

Some people go all out for their craft.  Lil Wayne has a studio on his tour bus so he can just record songs all the time.  Michael Phelps consumes 10,000 calories a day so he can train hard.  Meet Matthias Schlitte, he is a German arm wrestler and he’s taken training for the sport to [...]

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