Now see? 24 Hours ago, Adam Lambert from American Idol dropped his new album cover (which I thought was keeping it a little too real) and now this. So Adam Lambert is in Details Magazine, which I’m pretty damn sure is a gay mag, gone closet gay mag (their claim is that any mans magazine [...]
Arnold Schwarzenegger has been Governor of California for almost eight years now, and I have to admit I still don’t get it. Sure, I like the Predator too, but I never trusted Arnold as a straight up dude. I feel like Arnold was the original facebook fail politician. Seriously, how are we supposed to negotiate [...]
I only like American Idol for the jokes, the scandals and the people who can’t actually sing. But we did talk about the worst kept secret in American Idol history (besides the fact that Paula is crazy), that Adam Lambert like the boys. People wanted to deny it all the way until he started showing [...]
Deepak Chopra is a spiritual leader, an author, a leader…an enlightened man who encourages everyone to find a way to be the best of themselves.
But he still knows UvT Quality when he sees it.
Deepak getting it in!
-Brock
I know some of UvT Nation, ie. cats from the Midwest (really Will, Bone?) and “The Bay” (Shouts to Too Short) don’t really like Wayne. But trust, the silent majority of UvT loves Lil Weezy.
And as I said yesterday, his impending incarceration will only inure to the benefit of his fans in the form of [...]
Christina Milian is married and knocked up. I’ve been in denial since it went down. I ran “dip it low” on repeat for a few days, I watched “Bring It On: Seriously, they are still making Bring it On movies” on bootleg, and I reminisced about the good ol times and the perfect dimensions of [...]
Us Versus Them isn’t all about sports, ladies, politics and tail pieces. Sometimes we like to make you think. So here are a few optical illusions to keep all of our loyal readers on their toes.
Always a classic. Do you see an old woman or a young maiden?
How does someone even paint that? Do they [...]
Maaaayne, this aint right. I know it’s been all over the news, but I’m personally pretty concerned for my man Weezy’s jail stretch.
First off, Wayne’s got all the swagger in the world. And he did tell Katie Couric, “I’mma gangsta Miss Katie“.. AHHHNT (On account of the dreds, I’ll give him the Jamaican ahnt [...]
It’s been a while since I posted a Classic Material. But I’ve been on a bit of a movie bender of late, so here we go. First my favorite line from the movie:
And then a general montage of hilarity, shat-talkery and ass tappities, all things I respect very much. Enjoy:
Almost too good. Val Kilmer never [...]
Well, the word finally came down. After failing to report this scandal on their network, thereby totally compromising any shred of journalistic integrity they still had, ESPN said the following to both Steve Phillips AND his hoe:
Lol. Sorry if that joint snuck up on you. You’ll learn you can’t trust ANY of my sound clips. [...]
I had the NFL Sunday ticket fired up in the Man Cave on Sunday when I saw a sad, sad sight. I was watching the Chargers game and they showed a clip of Ladainian Tomlinson from last week when they were on the goal line and he wasn’t chosen to run the ball in. I [...]
The Paps caught up with Steve Phillips’ slumpbuster, Brooke Hundley, on Friday when word came out that SHE dropped her Restraining Order against Steve P.
I guess her attorney advised her that she wouldn’t be able to sack ESPN dack or take her “rightful place” as a Real Housewife of the MLB with a TRO in [...]
This video pretty clearly articulates my life philosophy. Enjoy.
Lake tested, Marlo Stanfield approved.
- Lake
Somebody call my boy “P-Can” from that wild commercial, because Pam Anderson is on some silly MTV Cribs shat.
She just told a reporter that her beach side crib is already over a million dollars over budget. And I can see why, she also said that she’s lining her pool in platinum tiles.
Which is already crazy. [...]
After the debate last week about the new Miss Hampton University, field correspondent Add Bacon vowed to let us see what Hampton was working with. Well the early results are in, and looks like Homecoming is in full effect.
Damn, this was the first shot and the iPhone was a second too late. She’s got the [...]
Come on meng. Why would Magic Johnson come out with a book complaining about Zeke’s allegations that he was gay?
Need I remind Johnson that:
1. He used to kiss Zeke before every game
2. He is, in fact, HIV positive (hey, check them statistics)
3. He rocked the tightest nut huggers this side of John Stockton
4. That he’s [...]
Damn homey! Yall heard what I had to say about Steve Phillips turrible arse slumpbustin’ hizzoe yesterday.
Haaaa….even Lord Vadar can’t believe Steve Phillips was taggin this yatch. And if you think that’s bizzare (and it is), peep the nutso 911 recording Steve’s WIFE made to the fuzz:
Damn. That aint right. And this is how she [...]
Sure superheroes can save the world, but what do they do with their powers the rest of the time?
Artist Dulce Pinzon, figures it out. She went undercover and caught them in their natural habitat.
Damn, I feel like the Hulk has lost a step. Why would he be mad about unloading a truck, and shouldn’t he [...]
Rihanna is dropping a new album in November, and she’s already dropped the cover for her first single…Russian Roulette.
I said whaaaaa? Damn Rihanna, I guess once you are buck naked on the internets you might as well embrace it huh?
Now here’s the question. Is Rihanna a wild S&M freak before? Or is this a result [...]
It’s gotta suck when you pull this one on national TV.
I actually think that is probably a sincere mistake, but Jesse just patiently waited for his turn and tucked her on in. I have to admit though it was probably easier to tell them apart when Al was a little, how do you say?…rounder.
Here’s a [...]
Yall know what a Slumpbuster is, right?
slumpbuster
n. an unattractive woman sought by a man for sexual relations in order to improve his sports-playing abilities or his involuntarily inactive sex life. Subjects: English, Sex & Sexuality, Sports & Recreation, Derogatory, Slang
True.. That’s a slumpbuster. But so is THIS:
Seriously…And I’m not joking. This “woman” looks like a [...]
Yesterday, we thought for sure we had anointed the Worst Rapper Alive (well, except for So Cold in the D) that awful cat J Loft. But wait a second. Bill Cosby, yes, THAT Bill Cosby, is out here in the streets.
And he believes he can put out a rap group..
Right, I feel the [...]
Has anyone been fine for as long as Halle Berry? I can’t remember a time in my life when Halle Berry was not the baddest chick on earth. Jungle Fever came out in 1991. She was even fine as a crackhead back in the day. I was just a youngin, but I knew a good [...]
So I see this lady that enjoys cooking shows. I know, I know, “Lake needs to man up”… look, Lake needs peace and justification for my continuous purchase of UFC 100+ every month. Anyway, so I peep Top Chef. And undoubtedly, I noticed Padma Lakshmi.
The first thing I noticed, honestly, was how she really drops [...]
Some people go all out for their craft. Lil Wayne has a studio on his tour bus so he can just record songs all the time. Michael Phelps consumes 10,000 calories a day so he can train hard. Meet Matthias Schlitte, he is a German arm wrestler and he’s taken training for the sport to [...]
