Cowboys Stadium Gets Christened
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, October 1st, 2009

You gotta love Jerry Jones.  He does it really big.

New Cowboys Stadium II

He spent 1.2 billi on a new stadium.  He has a massive video board, cheerleaders dancing in suspended cages, four trillion people inside, a big ol hole so you can see gawd hisself through the top, and what do the people of Dallas do to repay him?

cowboybang

Bang out on the floor of the bathroom.

First of all…I know it is a brand new stadium, but this is the second game in the stadium.  This isn’t a preview, so someone has probably dropped a deuce in that stall.  Second, yuck.  Mens bathrooms are the most disgusting place on earth.  Especially in sports stadiums.  If you are gonna bang in a bathroom, I’m thinking you might want to keep it on your feet.  That is not the place you want to break out the ground game.

You can peep out the NSFW video here. (the video is NSFW, but the site is safe, so you can click through)

Old school fans too, dude is rocking the Mike Irvin jersey.  And Mike likes it too.

El Capitan Entertainment Center

How bout dem Cowboys?

-Brock

Again, that’s nasty.

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2 Responses to “Cowboys Stadium Gets Christened”

  1. chico says:

    Yo, that’s nasty. And no, I don’t care how much you want it at that very moment, or how brand new and great the stadium is, it could be the men’s bathroom stall in heaven for all I care, the answer is no. Now a certain other community needs your help deciding whether this is what we all know it is:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/30/vagina-exposed-on-so-you_n_304592.html

    Potentially NSFW, maybe?

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