If Superheroes Were Real
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Sure superheroes can save the world, but what do they do with their powers the rest of the time?

Artist Dulce Pinzon, figures it out.  She went undercover and caught them in their natural habitat.

hulkdelivery

Damn, I feel like the Hulk has lost a step.  Why would he be mad about unloading a truck, and shouldn’t he just pick up the whole truck and shake it empty?

humantorchchef

I always wondered how they make those pans flame up…now I know.

flashrace

Now see, that just isn’t fair.

spidermanwash

I don’t know why Spidey wore his loose suit to his second job, but it looks like he finally understands his great responsibility.  He’s really putting that great power to use.

supermandelivery

I’m sure that pizza is getting there in 30 minutes or less, but that is the most un-super Superman ever.  That dude looks hilarious.

Check out more of her work, including a hilarious Aquaman (I thought the fish were his friends?) HERE.

-Brock



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One Response to “If Superheroes Were Real”

  1. datdude says:

    Da only super power i want in my life right now is da ability make my girl be quiet when i politely ask her too shut da fuck up. Ohh, n a super power to survive stab wounds, cuz she’s Puerto Rican, so there is a chance she may cut me.

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