Come on meng.  Why would Magic Johnson come out with a book complaining about Zeke’s allegations that he was gay?

Need I remind Johnson that:

1.  He used to kiss Zeke before every game

2.  He is, in fact, HIV positive (hey, check them statistics)

3.  He rocked the tightest nut huggers this side of John Stockton

4.  That he’s a grown ass man that people call “Magic”

5.  That his wife, miraculously, did NOT contract HIV….hmmmm

I mean, I’m not saying, but I’m just saying.  And Isiah aint much better.  Again, any man that sexually harasses this wilderbeast

is on Eric Estrada watch for me.

Look, talking about is Isiah more gay than “Magic” is like debating who’s the tallest midget on a basketball team.  For me, both these dudes are suspect.  Which is fine.  I mean, both were pretty much out of the spotlight.  So what are we to think about this moment of “honesty” from Mr. Johnson?  What, Magic thinks he’s gonna trick ole Lake with some sort of double think, Dow Low Brother, now you see me now you don’t, jedi mind trick?

Ohhhh, I get it.  If you bring up the fact that people said you were gay, raise that issue again, and really put it out there for folks to discuss, then that proves that you never really swung from the ladies tees, right?  Like all of a sudden you’re certified not gay…right?

WRONG!

- Lake

—————————-UPDATE——————————-

Wait, Isiah was calling Magic gay?  That’s hilarious.  So Zeke, if you thought Magic was gay, and Magic was mad at you for calling him gay and he thought you were gay, sho started the pre-game kiss ritual?

I know, I know, hard question.