Comments on: Steve Phillips and the Slumpbuster from Hell

By: Ian M. Summers

Ian M. Summers — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:46:28 +0000

P.S. I just realized the potential brilliance of the spoken phrase “filthy yatch” as a parting shot (said aloud with a semi-disgusted, dismissive tone, it just sounds and feels right). I have tucked this gem away in my back pocket, to be slipped into my rhetoric at an appropriate time. It is like a stuck landing waiting to happen. Thanks for that, sincerely.

By: bystander

bystander — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:47:34 +0000

I am no longer down with OPP. Not like this.

By: Bill Parcels 2

Bill Parcels 2 — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:05:31 +0000

TO THE LIONS INDEED!!!! Dirty yatch!!! Yooooooooooooooo Lake and Brock, this shit is a masterpiece. Archive this joint. LOOOOOL.. I cannot believe dude ruined his entire life and rep over this beast. Agreed, where do the lies, tits, stomach and under waist fat end and where does the truth begin!!!!!!!!!!!? Fuck. I’m sick just reading this….. And did yall hear that 911 call his wife had to place because she was scared of this ho? Lord.

By: JMACK

JMACK — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:32:52 +0000

lol

“check the phone records,” “inner thigh mole,” and “I know what each of your four kids are doing this weekend…”

when will jumpoffs learn to PYP (Play your part)? geez

By: OSU Will

OSU Will — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:54:26 +0000

@Lake & Brock: Probably one of the best/ funniest posts I’ve ever read on this joint! lol you broke this shit down to the very essence – im talking hadron colliding atom smashing, black hole creating essence! let this forever be the LOWEST point of slumbusting humanly possible – at least on the pro-sports level. Sweet Lahd above, WHY? Why?? I cannot get past the ‘WHY’! Lake, I can only imagine how you had to hold back your BILE while the interns submitted pic after pic (after pic!) of this ABSOLUTE SHE-BEAST of a woman!! i myself almost lost my lunch. and dammit, I had a great lunch today!

@commentaries: HA!!!

@datdude: really dawg? really?

By: G the Intern

G the Intern — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:07:50 +0000

LOL @ datdude

Great post as usual Lake. I think everyone has been on point with their comments. I will say there may be a bit of a wrinkle in the marital slumpbusting definition that must be expanded a bit. My question is, how does your wife’s appearance factor into the definition? U gave a great case with John Edwards. My heart goes out to Elizabeth Edwards. I wouldn’t wish terminal cancer on anyone but she is TURRIBLE!! She had potential back in the day when they first met,

http://mhpbooks.com/mobylives/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/edwards.jpg

but in recent history??

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/abc_ann_elizabeth_edwards_080915_mn.jpg

Ole girl just didn’t age well at all! I don’t care if you’re lookin at pre-chemo or post-chemo Elizabeth, I can’t turn her the right way to make her look good. He should have invested HEAVILY in Oil of O’lay, looked at Elizabeth’s mama more closely, or gone to Hampton U to find a wife cuz this is an annulment worthy bait and switch if you ask me. John’s jump off was a lot better lookin than Elizabeth and if she was pullin out all the stops in the bedroom, as home wreckers usually do, that’s just icing on the cake.

I agree with Brock, cheating on your wife is the absolute worst…there’s no suitable excuse for that, but if the slumpbuster is more attractive than your wife, is she truly a slump buster by definition or are u just living in the slums??

By: Ian M. Summers

Ian M. Summers — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:45:24 +0000

@ Rosy

Yeah, there’s always room for adjectives, but someone’s a 0 or a 1 (no -1’s). Also a “negative zero” is exactly the same value mathematically as a zero….jussayin’

By: datdude

datdude — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:27:54 +0000

I can’t even front, back in my hoe days, i hit worse. On dat note, i’m gonna go take a shower.

By: Rosy_F

Rosy_F — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:05:33 +0000

@Lake great post but I have to take issue with you not spending enough time giving Steve Phillips the high heat. Steve forgot who he was and that as a “sports celeb” could aim higher. Yes this woman is lo and crazy (leave his kids out of this..wtf) and 22; he should have anticipated this a bit better and watched what he promised her in the heat of the moment. However crazy she, he may have asked for it this ain’t his first time around the block. He like Don Draper let this one get to close to home and it’s gonna get ugly.

@Brock your progression into the 7th ring was hilarious. I gotta say you really stuck the landing and went Psych 101 on that “At least if a girl is pretty, or rich, or smart, a pro, it will tap into some insecurity or some area of lacking where a woman will be mad at you, but also a little mad at herself.”

@Ian I knew that the binary had room for adjectives i.e zero’s zero and negative zero : )

p.s. that slumpbuster definition is sexist…

By: Ian M. Summers

Ian M. Summers — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:07:38 +0000

That chick is not the slumpbuster, she’s the slump. She’s a real zero’s zero (i.e. someone so ugly even other zeros aren’t down to smash).

Steve…..what happened….?