The Paps caught up with Steve Phillips’ slumpbuster, Brooke Hundley, on Friday when word came out that SHE dropped her Restraining Order against Steve P.

I guess her attorney advised her that she wouldn’t be able to sack ESPN dack or take her “rightful place” as a Real Housewife of the MLB with a TRO in force.

Remember when I asked the question, “what will she look like when she let’s herself go?” Well, we’re getting there:

Dude, you’re 22, in the prime of your aesthetic life.  How you gonna run the gold diggin’ home wrecker game without a shred of gear, dollop of make-up or any form of physical fitness whatsoever?

Jeez.  What in the hell was this broad thinking here?  This whole episode kind of reminds me of the time Canibus tried to come at LL Cool J.  Sure, it made sense at first, but after he MURDERED Canibus and quite literally DEADED his career, LL made a great point at the end (3:50 mark) of “Back Where I Belong”…

“You know what I’m saying, you should have known when you did it, you probably did it to get some fame or something…but…is this really what you wanted?  (cue maniacal laughter)”

Jeez.  I mean, did this mastodon really think she was going to suck and cut her way into the roll of a ballplayer’s wifey status? Especially looking like this?

Damn.  It almost goes without saying, but I’ll still say it:

- Lake