Dear Chuck:

All I can say is I told you so.  I said it way back, but here are the posts.
I guess cats won’t be reordering those copies of Chuck’s book about how great he was at Notre Dame.

That’s the “New Gold Standard?”  Ohh, I see.

And don’t look now, but Brady Quinn sucks too.

Yeah, I know [...]

Damn Homey, You used to be the Maaaaaaan Homey.  What happened to you?

Tiger Woods caught a little bit more than a holiday turkey hangover on Thanksgiving when he crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant at the bottom of his driveway early Friday morning.  Tiger has been giving everyone, including police the silent treatment [...]

I remember back in college myself and my peoples had a few rules to keep everyone in line and on task.  The rules weren’t/aren’t (they’re still in effect) all that PC and they definitely aren’t progressive, but hey, they at least kept everyone honest.
Rule No. 1 – “No Gay Sh!t” -

If you read the site, [...]

One of the truly classic comedians that left this earth too soon.  If you aren’t familiar with Robin Harris, please listen to this joint.  Dude is almost as funny as me (ahnt).

The man that’s sittin’ next to the man, that’s sittin’ next to that man, that’s sittin’ next to the GOT DAMN man.

Everyone always wants to talk about the worlds dumbest criminals so you need to give a shoutout when a criminal outsmarts the cops.

Now I don’t know if that is going to get him off, but without the demand note, they may not be able to prove that he made the demand.  I hope he chewed [...]

Now normally I don’t hit you with a mid-day update, but this is too good to wait.  Who comes up with this stuff, who signed off on this, and can I have a job.

At first only the clapping sounds were unexpected, but then the full on ass-clappities just blew me away. Some CGI dude was [...]

I’m not going to lie, Katie Couric is the only reason the Today show was remotely bearable back in the day.  I’m usually a Sportscenter guy in the morning anyway, but sometimes you need the news.  Local news is all murders, accidents, local scandal and weather, so I need a little national perspective every once [...]

Now see, you try to do something for the people, and some big celebrity comes along and jacks your style.  Lake and I have been working on the 100% guaranteed Ho Brand Condoms for years and finally hit the streets two months ago.  You know we stay between you and those hos.  We had the nilla please [...]

So I called Brock last night around 8 pm, as I typically do, to tell him what I typically say:  “What you writing tomorrow…me?  I aint writing.”
And he’s a fairly cool dude, so he just said, “true.”  But after I ran them streets last night, came home at 6:45 am (for real) and saw my [...]

There has always been a code of the streets.  The mob has their own codes about how they should work.  Gangs keep it real and never sell each other out.

But at some point Stop Snitching got twisted, someone made it mean something that is isn’t, criminals have expanded the original intent of Stop Snitching to [...]

Just because Us Versus Them has only been around for 2 1/2 years doesn’t mean that we need to only talk about ladies who have been around for the last two years.  For all the love we give, Kim Kardashian, Christina Milian, Rihanna and Rosa Acosta, they aren’t the only bad chicks that ever existed.  [...]

Preface:
Best.  Sex.  Tape.  EVA!!!!
Let me just say as a starter, this is a MUST SEE Sex Tape because both these babes really….I mean REALLY know how to handle themselves.  Holy smokes.  They look alike but believe me, there is a ring leader and her name is Anya Ayoung Chee aka Miss Trinidad & Tobago!!!!  But [...]

I know there is a Lady Gaga controversy over whether or not she has an extra….uh Fail Tail in the front, so to speak.  You know you are dealing with a crazy chick when she’s willing to rock a FUPA on purpose.  Now I don’t know if Gaga can sing “Have a Baby By Me [...]

This video does a pretty good job catching most of the hot lines from the wire.

Snoop shows up at about 5 minutes.  My favorite scene with Marlo is at 8:51.  They did miss the under-appreciated “You good to go” from Chris too.
They are going to make me go back and watch it all again.  I [...]

I have a number of female friends. And they’re always saying the same thing, “Lake, why don’t you bring any of your single friends around?”

Well, my single guy friends are single for a reason. And what I mean by that is that either your don’t want him (or really all his shenanigans) or [...]

CNN has this joint called iReport where they let people submit their own videos and make their own news.  It is pretty much garbage.  If there is one thing I don’t want to hear it is the opinion of a bunch of people who think they have something to say while they aren’t talking about [...]

The Erin Andrews keyhole tape was crazy, at first I thought she pulled a Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian and “leaked” it herself.  Not only because it made her about ten times more famous than she was before it went down, but also because she was chillin buck naked getting her iron on, looking sexy as hell.

I [...]

Hey, I’m a wrasling fan from way back.  I remember getting up on the top bunk, throwing up them fingers and rocking that Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka finishing move on many a neighbor.

But you always had to wonder, is this real?

Ok, so I knew it was all fake.  But the blood?  What about that?  I know, [...]

Asking this question feels a little bit like asking “who is the tallest midget?”, but I’m down to ask the question anyway.  My Nicki Minaj post set of a little mini controversy in the comments section yesterday, and I honestly can’t think of anywhere else I’ve seen anyone ask this question, so I’ll ask it.
Who [...]

Sometimes naming a lady UvT Quality is a question.  Something I really need to think about.  That is not the case here.  Rosa Acosta is certified bad.

She is like a sexier Cassie to me.  Pretty face, bad body, Rosa Acosta has it all.  This is the mildest picture in this collection too…so…you’ve been warned, scroll [...]

Man, people have been begging Lake and I to take a look at Nicki Minaj.  G the Intern hit us up everyday for about a week.  Running up in the spot like “y’all see this?”, “is she bad?”, “can she rap?”, “did you see angle 2″?  Well damn G, I guess after all the hard [...]

Is it ok to wear white after Labor Day?

How about now?  thx
- Lake

The NFL is either feast or famine.  Going into Sunday there were two undefeated teams, there were a good handful of teams doing well, and there were a bunch of teams that really suck.  The Lions are horrendous.  The Rams are a joke.  The Bucs suck in their own special way.  But no one pulls [...]

Sometimes I see something that makes me want to introduce my peoples in the UvT Nation to my world.  But first, a story:
Brock and I are at a wedding for a close mutual friend.  So it’s the start of the reception and everyone was just milling around and the band starts playing.  So we’re sitting [...]

LOL.  It turns out the “worst mistake of my life” was made at least 8 times by the former Miss California, Carrie Prejean.

Yep, the beacon of hope for all us sinners, Miss California, fake tits and all, turned religious author and role model to promise ring rockin’ mic checkers everywhere is really getting her shat [...]