Damn. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse than J Loft, So Cold in the D girl or even Bill Cosby’s holy rappers. Here, skraight from the Sudan is “Bangs” a cat that might literally be the worst musician alive.
This cat is the perfectly awful love child of globalization, the internets and trash hip hop (read T Pain). I’ve appended the lyrics below for your review… Ridiculous.
Let me get this straight, we’ve got genocide in Darfur, but this cat has time and energy to put in golds, rap in front of caddies and drop wack arse lyrics like it’s all good?
Yeah your boy bangs
And this track is dedicated to all the ladies out there that like to go to the movies
Especially you girl.
Let me take you to the movies, shorty
I’m sure later on you will be my baby.
Let’s just sit down be by my side.
I got the popcorn I know what else you like.
Hey shorty, you really looking nice
Let me take you to da the movies cause I know you like.
You got nothing to worry about
Hold the popcorn and the drink
Let me pay the money so we can get in.
Now hold my hand
and take a step to the door
Don’t fall
Lets sit on those two chairs alone
Watching a movie
So we can see whats going on.
If you like to watch you can lean on my chest
Take a rest do you r best.
Baby Girl
(Yehaw!)
Chorus
I hope you enjoyed the movie Cause I did too
Anytime you wanna go again, Just holla at me
Baby girl we can make it to be better than before
Anything you want me to do, I can do it for sure.
You can be my Cinderella
When it rains, you can stand under my umbrella
I know it make us feel better
I’m not like other boys
I’m a different guy
coming from the sky
I never lie
Just let me know if you wanna go somewhere
Yeah Boy!
Chorus
Hey shorty where you at where you going can I see you later
Cause I can see you busy right now meet me at the shop at 4 o’clock don’t forget and don’t be late
I can tell you what we do when you come back
I still remember what you told me take me to the movies Friday night,
that’s right what time it is now half past three my girl be back in about half an hour
let me go and take shower dress
good put some perfume so I can smell good
(Talks in baller voice)
Yea girl you can go to the movie any time you like
but guess who you gonna call your baby boy bangs
cause he still got chance you know I mean
(Yehaw!)
yeah yeah that’s right roll um
Sings softly
Let’s just sit down be by my side.
I got the popcorn I know what else you like.
Hmm, while the flow is a little lacking, it’s nice to see a rap song where women aren’t called everything but a child of God. Guess throwing positivity at women only adds to a songs wackness nowadays. SMH
Maybe the focus on the movies is because there isn’t much to do there? I mean, do you see cats in the Sudan being able to swing by Rosa’s Mexicano, then to Dave and Busters?
…as Johnny Mac would say “You cannot be serious!” LOL! And for the record I’ve spent quite a bit of time in Africa, and there’s talent there, but this kid ain’t it.
Man, I somehow ran across this a few weeks ago. I think it was somehow connected to J Loft (I’m not kidding). Its like six degrees of separation with turrible rappers.
I might be risking my hip hop credibility on this one but I think it’s a BANGER. Put Gucci Man(e) on it and press that joint up! LOL!!
Maaaaan this is classic. Can’t be he hit us with the Jadakiss (ahaaa).
Maybe it just me…Maybe im just a little wild…
But I love seeing AFRICANS acting like stereotypical modern rapper-esq African Americans.
that dude is ballin and you can tell because of all the stacks and cars and nice travel locations in the background.
Leave Bangs alone, he’s really trying hard! Have any of you been to the SUDAN???? I haven’t either but from what I hear it’s a tough place to get a rap career off the ground.
Hes actually from Melbourne, Australia. Which makes it even worse
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/969745/unlikely-rap-hit-bangs-back-for-sex
I bet Lil Wayne can make that shit sound hot tho! aint that right Lake
AoC WaTs Craccin Yo Ma Nigga BanGs Is The TruTh PUt a Lil Gucci On the TraCk n That a B On hot 97 In the Nex Week Real TaLk Im From Ny N Im feeLin That TraCk Shit Like dhat Dont b Ma CuP Of Tea
Dats A Smoove Nigga thO
Much Respect 2 BanG G’s Up
“Let’s juss sit down b by my side I got the PopCOrn I Noe Wat Else U Like ” Now thats Tough
Bangs is awesome… Africans are taking over.. watch another video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XceybvePJM
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Im a tough music critic. I’ve listen to most old school rap, tupac, wu tang, nas, rakim, like real lyricists. and i listen to weezy gucci and the new people. and i’m gonna tell u this. Bangs knows music. his lyrics arent the most complicated but the melodys and beats are great and some of the messages he puts out is alot realer than songs like “turnt up” and “stanky Leg”. Bangs is the truth and i hope his career blow up somehow
id rather listen to the worst will smith track ever made for 6 hrs straight in a locked room.