Like I told you guys back on the MOTY comments, Slick is for the people. And while Brock (and sometimes Lake) are bringing the high heat here at UvT, we know that this world we’ve created for ourselves would be nothing without the teeming masses that quietly grumble every time Megan Fox’s name comes up, [...]
You know we bring the jokes, we bring the politics, and we make sure we call out all of Them, but as the resident assologist you know we also have to bring the ladies. So you know we’ve got to have an award for UvT Quality chick of the Year. In my mind there is [...]
We’re going to keep rolling with the UvT best of 2009 awards. It’s not Monday, but it is time for the Man Up of the Year. This year, the person who needs to Man Up above all others is Richard Heene, the dad of the balloon boy.
First of all, this dude looks like an asshole. [...]
I’m not an animal person, so I rarely like seeing a dog chase its tail, or a gerbil caught in a bottle, or a dog wearing people clothes, but this stupid animal video was paired with the perfect music and it became gold.
Somehow the dog still ended up in people clothes, but those jabs the [...]
Three things get counted when assessing the UvT man of the year: your stacks, your lady, and your swagger.
People don’t really understand what it is like to be a Black man. I don’t go around looking for problems but sometimes things happen that just aren’t right. You don’t want to think it is racist, but you just wonder. Like when you type “why do black people” into Google, it returns the most common [...]
You know I’m down with the UFC and most things violent, but sometimes things can go too far. Arm wrasslin was cool for a total of about five minutes. Four minutes were when Over the Top with Sylvester Stallone came out. The last minute was when you heard about the arm wrestler with one big [...]
It is the Christmas season, so we continue to get in the spirit here at Us Versus Them. You know we never let anything slide here at Us Versus Them so the big man himself is about to catch the Man Up Monday treatment because some things have got to change.
First of all, stop sneaking [...]
From the Us Versus Them department of Randomness I present the Shocker Winter Glove.
The Shocker presents an interesting UvT conundrum. On one hand, if you don’t know what the Shocker is, you probably are not one of Us. On the other hand if you actually ever perform the shocker other than by mistake, or, if [...]
Jack Bauer might be the baddest guy out there, but here at Christmas time, he’s finally run into a force he can’t crack.
Jack got broken down there. By the way, if you ever run into Jack Bauer and he says “You’ll be safe with me, I just need to go back to CTU/FBI HQ/The White [...]
I guess sports fans are great places to look for the worst rappers alive, because we’ve got another nominee. First of all, a name like “supwitchugirl” lets you know these dudes are clowning as do the intro, peep it out. I smell roooo-seeeeeessss.
They needed a tighter LaGarette Blount take about knocking yo ass out, but [...]
I don’t know if you are up on Jersey Shore yet, but it is definitely UvT quality entertainment.
Gel hair, fist pumpin, a dude with a Cadillac tattoo, The Situation, and chicks who aren’t that hot who think they are really, really hot. This is high quality info. I’m sure Lake will be giving a full [...]
This is pretty scary.
I’m not telling him to his face though. He might want to ask Santa for a baseball cap, I’m just sayin.
-Brock
I don’t know what kind of conversations go on in the T family, but they seem to have a challenge understanding where they fit in the world. Sure, Ice T had a good gimmick back in the day.
You gotta respect a permed out, West Coast gangster rapper who starred in New Jack City. But Ice [...]
The boys here at UvT HQ love a good bet. We talk a lot of shit and there is no better way to square someone up than to put some money or some ridiculousness on the line. The bet du jour lately has been the ridiculous steak dinner. I’m talking apps, dranks, sides, dessert, all [...]
I usually don’t do this but uhhhhh, I think these speak for themselves…
Damn.
-Brock
The movie Avatar is coming out this weekend and it is a breakthrough in 3D technology. The Dallas Cowboys broke out the 3D scoreboard at the game this weekend. But they are already moving on to the next level of technology. You might not be up on that 4D yet but it really brings things [...]
I know the GOP has sophisticated strategies, a solid worldview, and are an important part of the balance of the political structure in America, but sometimes they are just too simple. Let’s take Michael Steele, the head of the GOP for example. In recent history, the Republican party has not been very welcoming to Black [...]
Allen Iverson still thinks he’s got it. He is demanding to start, he retired when he thought he could not start. Then he went to Philly, and is trying to bring it back like it is 2000. Unfortunately…it is not.
I guess Rodney Stuckey wanted to let him know why he started over AI last year. [...]
Tiger Woods has gone and done it now. Tiger Woods has announced his “indefinite leave” from golf. I don’t know if I would have left the game. I thought that was the only way he was going to shut everyone up. I’m talking playing the majors and whatever tourney comes two weeks before that. No [...]
When I saw this video, I had to assume that it was going to be the worst rap ever. I mean check out that preview. White dude, Iowa Hawkeyes themed rap. Standing on an overpass and at some unidentified warehouse making it rain. Can’t get worse. Check it out.
But it isn’t actually that bad. I [...]
I know some of you are still dropping Deuces in the office. I dropped the rules of the game last year:
http://uvtblog.com/2008/12/public-poopers-what-the-hell-are-you-thinking/
Respect the 7 Crap Commandments and we won’t have any problems.
-Brock
We’ve found one of Them people…imagine this. You are a high school janitor. There is a school talent show going on in the auditorium so you decide to use the time to make some rounds and straighten some things up in the halls while no one is there. As you walk down the halls you [...]
I’m clearly in the wrong business because if this is what is passing as a clever new product idea than Lake and I need to get to production of those Ho Brand Condoms. Check out the Handjob.
From the name to the product design to the acting to all the double entendres in that commercial, that [...]
As cats grow up there is one dilemma that crops up more often than it should. It seems like a simple question with a simple answer, but dudes always want to push the envelope when they shouldn’t.
Can you wife up a chick if she smashed the homey? Also known as, can you date/wife a woman [...]
