From the Us Versus Them department of Randomness I present the Shocker Winter Glove.
The Shocker presents an interesting UvT conundrum. On one hand, if you don’t know what the Shocker is, you probably are not one of Us. On the other hand if you actually ever perform the shocker other than by mistake, or, if it is a go to in your arsenal, then you are probably NOT one of Us. But that rule is only for guys, if you are a woman and you routinely perform the Shocker, then you are DEFINITELY one of Us and have a lifetime hall pass to UvT HQ…which is basically our version of the Key to the City.
If you don’t know what the Shocker is, google it. But DON’T Google it in image search…or you might get your feelings hurt. It is described as “two in the pink and one in the stink”. If you want to know what goes where, I believe the finger colors and accompanying illustration above should give you a pretty good indicator.
Still in time for stocking stuffers! You can buy them for your Grandma and chuckle your way through the holiday season.
-Brock
And yes, I am categorizing this post under “What Can Brown Do For You”.
——————UPDATE———————
Just realized I said “arsenal”. I’m funny even when I’m not trying to be.
Whew, I’m safe, I’m more of a four in the pink, thumb in the stink kinda guy, i thinks dats just simply called the Nasty, and dat has got to be UVT approved.
Happy Holidays.
@ Itzdatdude — If the thumb gets involved and enters into a hole then it pretty much becomes bowling ball grip action. “The Ten Pin Takedown” if you will…the “Thunder Alley” technique. UVT approved?
WTH? Four in the pink? F@ck no bro, you go do that to some loosey goosey chick. These are hallowed walls that will not be unreasonably distended, not even for child birth.
@Be – you can’t take four in the pink?? don’t ever come this way then
-porn star Will
Datdude do you have little bitch fingers or something? On a serious note, why did you even think to put four in the pink? Really, you’re one step away from moving in at that point.
Then again, the thumb in the stink is just as curious to me. I never got the interest in putting things in a woman’s ass honestly . . . . there’s a vagina right there.
As Nore famously said, “Just gimme some head…”
Less effort, same reward, no stinky digits.
Naw Ian, my fingers ain’t got no bitch in ‘em but they do like to get some bitch on ‘em.