I thought everyone knew pimpin ain’t easy, but apparently Tiger didn’t get the message. I know this has been beaten into the ground, but it really does just keep getting better….errrrrr…worse.
The craziest thing about this whole story is that the Tiger Woods side chick saga was some old tabloid, no one actually believes it is true, no one is paying attention to it underground story that dropped a full on week before Thanksgiving. Then the early reports of the accident really screwed Tiger. Early on it was breaking news on ESPN, talking about he was in serious condition, he was in the hospital, he was found drifting in and out of consciousness with blood in his mouth and in a single car wreck at 2:30 in the morning.
Then Tiger didn’t want to talk about it, so everyone got ravenous about the issue. They put it together with the affair news from the week before although side chick one Rachel Uchitel was ready to deny, deny, deny. So he would have been straight. The only problem? Wifey was already on alert and she had found the REAL, primary side chick. So what does Tiger do? He tries to call the side chick and get her to take her name off of the voicemail in the now infamous “HUGE” call. Do you know when that call was made? Do you know when he made that call? HOURS BEFORE THE INCIDENT! WHEN HE WAS ALREADY CAUGHT! Naaaaaaah, player. I understand that you were trying to stop the bleeding, but if you place that call and don’t get ol girl, you don’t leave a voice mail! Damn homey, now people are remixing the joint.
Let me tell you something about side chick mentality. That babe does NOT care about your wife or your marriage okay? Not a damn. In fact, they WANT to blow your spot, life, family, situation to smithereens. The side chick doesn’t want to be the side chick. She wants to go the the Espy’s. She wants to catch some camera time as you walk down the 18th in your red shirt, she likes private jets and living with a billionaire. They know they are in the game for about as long as you enjoy hitting it, and they might get a few nice meals and a few pieces of jewelry, but they all believe that if it wasn’t for your wife, life would be better. She is the LAST chick you can trust in this situation.
Damn homey, I hope that “prenuptual negotiation” is going well.
How did you feel when you came up with this brilliant plan?
And how do you feel now?
Yeah homey. Pimpin ain’t easy.
-Brock
The pics at the end kilt i It’s funny that lil wayne had a line about tiger woods in the no ceiling mixtape. walk around like i’m thirty feet tall/tiger wood all these hoes tryna birdie these balls
This dude needs a life coach. He’s really puttin his foot in it. I just dont understand why you “renegotiate” your prenup!! I understand tryna stop her from being so pissed off. I also understand you wanting her back and loving her and all that. But this isn’t the engagement leading to the marriage. Elin shouldn’t need more money to buy her love. They’ve been married a few years and have two kids so that should be built in. Her “renegotiation” of the prenup shows real gold digger tendancies if it just entitles her to more money. Maybe u put in a fidelity clause that nullifies the first agreement, but damn if u ned to increase the dollars awarded ot shorten the time they have to stick together.
This is the one situation where it is not cheaper to keep her. I guess he feels his endorsement stacks would be cut if he left, but seriously, after a year or two it would go back to normal.
@ G:
You’re right the renegotiation reads like golddigger tendencies, but Amerikka will NEVER see it that way because how dare he, the cauBLAsian, cheat on HER, uber-blonde euro trash?
Brock you hit it perfectly. Tiger should pay you $1 million just to read your comment to him. Will you marry me? I promise I will stick to the original pre-nup, no matter what you do
I knew it that there was something wrong with the renegotiation. I wasn’t quite sure what, but I knew it didn’t feel right. At least Kobe’s wife stuck only accept the ring. Damn, Tiger, what were you thinking?! Oh wait, he was NOT thinking.
And another one bites da dust, LMAO. His money bout to become endangered. When she through, they might have to use wats left of him for chinese medicine….some of u will get dat.
I suggest an explanatioin, not an excuse, an explanation for why Tiger is doing what he is doing. Here is a guy who basically has lived his dad’s Master Plan since he was born. (Hell he was on the Mike Douglas show when he was three years old showing his golf skiills). We all rebel. We all make stupid decisions, most of us do it in some way involving a college campus, spring break, a frat house, a drinking binge. But Tiger, he never really did that. He was the center of attention and the money maker earlly on. That does two things. It never lets you really rebel and it stunts your growth. I think that Tiger is going through a teenage rebellion thing now. And without his dad as his anchor, he is really lost. I mean to risk everything like he has, either indicates total narcissim, immaturity, unstable mental health or a combination of all three. Something we would expect to see from a 17 year old. I think that is exactly where he is mentally. No one tells him no and if they do, he just does what he wants and no one protests because they all want a seat on the gravy train.
LOL.