My open admiration for Dov Charney is well chronicled.  The man is a genius.  Not only has he figured out how to convince people to like his slightly expensive, old school gear.  He’s also doing it with fair wages and American made.  His real genius though?  Is not giving a damn along the way.  As [...]

Now I believe that children are the future…but there is still no explanation for this:

Sheed has that, “this is some bullsh*t right here” look on his face.  Even the little girl with the side pony tail can’t believe her eyes.  Someone tricked these cats on this one.
-Brock

I’m just saying, they might be the same chick.  Apparently Katy Perry was the one on American Idol last night.

And Zooey Deschanel has been in every movie I’ve watched in the last week ((500) Days of summer and Yes Man if you care).

Dark hair, big eyes and big…uhhhh…eyes.  They might rip the time space continuum [...]

I remember when you could just do whatever dance you wanted when some music came on.  Now everything has to come with instructions.  Soulja Boy tells you when to Superman that ho.  That turrible Cupid Shuffle walks you through the whole damn song with specific moves.  But they finally got it right.  Check out “Hit [...]

I don’t know what changed, but ever since Thanksgiving 2009, the creeping on your wife game has been turrible.  Look, I know Eliot Spitzer went down hard.

But he was an elected official who got caught with a hooker….errrrr…..call girl….errrrrr….escort who flipped and turned in State’s evidence on his arse when he though he had a [...]

Longtime Us Versus Them readers know that I am a rational person.  I analyze, maybe even tend to over analyze almost everything.  I take pride in it.  In fact, I think it is what makes me one of Us.  The reason I am here at UvT to remind the world what separates Us from Them.  [...]

So sometimes you can tell who is going to win a major sporting event by the energy and momentum behind the program.  The squad gets good karma, people find interesting ways to support and you can tell who has right on their side.
For instance.  The Vikings have so much great support, the great one, the [...]

There are only four teams left in the NFL.  Peyton and the Colts.  Old man Favre and the Vikings.  The high flying Saints.  And the shit talking, nothing to lose Jets.

How do you not love this guy?  Rex Ryan is one of those old school football coaches that just wears the same gear every week [...]

People overuse lawyers and someone finally decided to make fun of it.

That lone tear like Denzel in Glory is epic.
-Brock

Warren Sapp must be down with UvT, because he definitely likes the Dos Beckys.

Unfortunately this version of Dos Beckys may actually add up to 4.  Yeesh.  Step yo game up Sapp!
-Brock

I used to have a bunch of shitty jobs, so I used to think I was also some sort of narcoleptic, sleep deprived zombie who couldn’t keep my eyes open through an entire workday.  Then I realized that you don’t actually get sleepy at work when you like your job.  If you fall asleep, in [...]

I was watching the Real World DC (I know, I know) and saw the saddest case of being one of Them ever.  It was so sad I felt like I had so start a foundation, raise money, shine a light on the important issue, start a text messaging campaign, something.  It was horrible.  I was [...]

I’m not gonna lie, my powers of assology sometimes surprise even me.  For instance, I was surfing the net a few days ago when I came across a picture that was literally this size.

Thought #1: Damn, that chick is thick.
Thought #2: That has to be Beyonce.  No one else has legs like that.  I was [...]

Lawyers are generally smart people.  The law is generally set up to help people, but sometimes the law goes too far.  As technology marches forward, there are iPods in schools to download podcasts and seminars.  There are laptops and live internet connections in every classroom so students can research topics and access the files they [...]

That is great.  The only thing better would have been a Stone Cold Stunner.
-Brock

You don’t have any real friends if they let you do this.

Damn Birdman, you thought that was a good look, huh?  How long before you fill the whole thing in like a tattoo lineup?
-Brock

Lane Kiffin is trying to make a run a the prize for the biggest asshole in football.  Bill Belachick thinks this guy is an asshole.  Bobby Petrino thinks he’s not following through on his commitments.  Urban Meyer is wondering why he was talking so much shit in the SEC before he made a run for [...]

Now we all know that Blago is crazy. From the Donald Trump hair impersonation.

To the wild selling the Senate seats out of the back of his trunk Hustle Man moves and the man who gave you this.Now he’s done up and done it. Peep this yall.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/01/11/ex-governor-blagojevich-im-blacker-than-barack-obama/
Really?! Did this man really go to a shoe-shining [...]

The great thing about the inevitable is that it is guaranteed to happen eventually.  Yesterday, just a few days after earning only 22% of Hall of Fame votes, Mark McGwire decided it was time to finally come clean on using steroids.

I remember when McGwire was playing and thinking the dudes forearms looked like most peoples [...]

Now see, this is why I’ve almost completely abandoned boxing.  I understand that it might be a good thing for every fighter to be able to call their own shots.  I understand that the fighters need to negotiate terms to protect themselves,  I understand there are about 30 different weight classes in boxing, but I [...]

It was a special edition.  Custom made.
Oh, wait, I found it.

Dammit, I need to learn not to leave those things laying around.
-Brock

On Monday, Gilbert Arenas was simply an idiot for packing gun in his locker and pulling a gun on a brother named Javaris.  Today, he is an idiot who really doesn’t get it who got indefinitely suspended from his job.  Why did David Stern go all Roger Goodell on Pacman Jones on Gilbert Arenas?  Because [...]

I know cats have been bummed that Lakey the Blogging Kang has been out of commission.  Trust that it’s for good reason.

Nah, but on the real.  I’ve been doing some wild stuff of late and I haven’t really known how to tell yall, the Nation of “Us” what the deal is.  First, I gotta give [...]

Tiger Woods had a single car accident on Thanksgiving morning and his life hasn’t been the same since.  Do you remember when you first heard about it?  When everyone thought Tiger was unconscious and bleeding from his mouth?  When we didn’t know how bad the accident was or if he would ever be able to [...]

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-Brock
———UPDATE———
Damn, I think I did it already.  I’m the m’nf’n man.