Best Dance Ever? Hit It To The Beat
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

I remember when you could just do whatever dance you wanted when some music came on.  Now everything has to come with instructions.  Soulja Boy tells you when to Superman that ho.  That turrible Cupid Shuffle walks you through the whole damn song with specific moves.  But they finally got it right.  Check out “Hit it to the Beat”.

Seriously?  That is what is supposed to go down to this song?  I mean, that is pretty much what I was going for on every song in high school, but I was trying to make it work on some Snoop and Biggie, not some song that is basically demanding that you bang on every bass drop.  And these chicks are down.  Even the nice girls.

They bend right on over and get it in.  But of course for every great dance that comes along, some fool has to mess it up by trying to do it “with technique“.

I actually don’t know what would have been more disturbing.  What actually happened, or if he actually bent his twin sister over and started to hit it to the beat.  That might have been waaaay too much.

That joint might be the winter soundtrack in the office.  At least during intern interviews.

-Brock

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6 Responses to “Best Dance Ever? Hit It To The Beat”

  1. Itzdatdude says:

    This gets my vote, dis club song leaves no room for error, simple and dirty, what more you want. Also da females in first two videos….let me leave it at dat, lol, i don’t know if they over 18.

  2. Hopboy says:

    They would not approve of this in Wisconsin.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0126102dance1.html

  3. JMACK says:

    this is approved worldwide

    http://vimeo.com/6036644

  4. Brock Hardon says:

    JMACK. I’m scared by everything in that video.

  5. Itzdatdude,

    Unfortunately, the girls in the first two videos are definitely underage – no older than 17 at the most.

    Trust me on this one – I used to work for the NYC Board of Education, so I have a very sensitive jail bait detector reflex [the giggling is ALWAYS the dead giveaway - only underage girls giggle like that]

    So I’ll hold all my comments until 2012, and, if you were thinking what I was thinking (and I’m pretty sure you were) I’d advise you do the same.

  6. Itzdatdude says:

    Good lookin out greg. Lol. 2012 it is.

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