The economy is tough and I’d feel like a real jerk if you got fired for reading your favorite site first thing in the morning.  So instead of hitting you with the winner of the “Worlds best bottom” contest which appears right below this post, I’m going to give you all some adorable puppies.

I wish [...]

I talked about the American Apparel contest a few weeks ago and the time for submissions is over.  Of course if there are any women who feel the need to enter a best bottom contest, please feel free to let me know.  But here is the winner for the internet voting.

Dammit, I can’t argue with [...]

Looking back, this week has been mostly about sex and advertising.  This is a little bit of both.  Condom ads seem to be wide open territory, and this is no exception.  Check these ads from Durex, and don’t miss the words on the figures.

They would have stuck the landing on that one if they also [...]

If You like PTI as much as I do, you might notice that Tony Kornheiser is not there this week.  No, he isn’t taking one of his ridiculously long vacations where Mike Wilbon makes fun of him everyday, he’s taking that forced vacation because he made the wrong joke at the wrong time against one [...]

There aren’t too many commercials that catch me off guard but this one kills me every time.

Hello ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man…Now, back to me…
I’m on a horse.
-Brock

Kilary Duff has been dating Mike Comrie of the Edmonton Oilers for a little while now and they really have a special relationship.

You can also tell that they like to keep it classy because Mikey Boy will grab dat azz while he looks straight into the paparazzi camera.

Well Mike is looted down, and just proposed [...]

The Winter Olympics keep getting worse.  First of all, female bobsledders aren’t as hot as you think they might be.   Unless this happens:

Here is the other crazy thing about the Winter Olympics.  You can win a gold medal for snowboarding in a halfpipe.  Skateboarding isn’t in the summer games, why is the snowboard half pipe [...]

This isn’t quite stupid criminals, but it is damn close.  Check out this gut trying to rob a 7-11 outside of Boston.

I know what you are thinking, the robber needs to Man Up for getting rushed out of the store by the old woman.  But I actually think this special Man Up goes out to [...]

I covered this a bit when Snooki got cold cocked back in that bar on Jersey Shore, but you have to love people, especially women, who really believe that no one is going to hit them no matter what they say.  Snooki learned that one the hard way.

Damn, that still isn’t right. But it ended [...]

This might be the Come on Bruh to end all Come on Bruhs right here.  I started come on bruh just to provide examples of brothers who had lost their way, who have become one of “them”, just to let people know what NOT to do.  This one is great because it taps into two [...]

One of my boys once told me that he liked to date Indian girls.  When I asked him why, he said it was because they “look just like hot light skinned black girls.  Brown skin, long straight hair, European features, they already have the total package everyone works so hard to find.”
I laughed, and disagreed, [...]

Scottie Pippen has six rings in the hopper, he was named one of the 50 greatest players of all time.  Some argue that Scottie would not have been in the top 50 if it wasn’t for Michael Jordan…but there are others who say that MJ might not have been the same without Pippen.  He was [...]

I’m beginning to lose patience with Kim K and these off key outfits she’s rocking.  Just so everyone knows, we here at UvT are NOT fooled.  We know that cover-up aint no fashion statement.  Hells, no.  It’s covering up the price of maintaining a hydro gel free arse piece!

Hey Be On It, you think Kim’s [...]

There are only a few chicks a UvT that cause more controversy than Dawn Richard from Danity Kane, Dirty Money and Making the Band.  We’ve covered the pros…we’ve covered the cons.  I think she’s sexy.  I think Lake fell in love when he saw this:

Yet there are still haters ladies of UvT who say this [...]

All of the Olympic events need their own Man Up, but the Winter Olympics need their own special edition.  I actually feel bad about this one too, these people are the best in the world at what they do.  They work their entire lives and devote everything to making it work for one race every [...]

I hear there are some new controllers out that are pretty awesome.

Does anyone have the code to unlock the secret cave?
-Brock

I know I run this every year, but this is one of my favorites.  For all the new people, this is a true Us Versus Them classic.
Players…you’ve got about 48hours to get your game tight, because the time is now.

Loyal Ladies of Us Versus Them, I need you to step away for a moment. Your [...]

Lake Arlington was the 2Pac, Prince, Biggie and Lil Wayne of blogging.  I just unearthed his lost posts from our archives.  Fully finished, never released old joints in the archives.  Here’s one on Manny Pacquiao.  Enjoy.
Look, I know dude is the biggest boxer, politician, star and yes, recording artist in all of the Philippines, but [...]

Look you know Rihanna can’t dance.  We even wrote a whole post about it back in the day.  She knows her limitations though, and so she made up for it in pure buck nakedness and effort and still took UvT lady of the year.  Well she’s got a new video out and she might not [...]

The great thing about charity is everyone can find a way to help out.  Every little bit counts.  With the tragedy in Haiti, lots of people are finding creative ways to raise money.  The Huffington Post is reporting that Marilyn’s on Monroe in Ohio is doing a “Lap Dances for Haiti” promotion on Saturday.

Now don’t [...]

Ut Oh, John Mayer is in trouble.  This time he isn’t breaking the heart of Jennifer Anniston or Jessica Simpson.  This time he’s doing an interview for Playboy and got a little loose.  You see, John Mayer is actually a pretty funny guy.  Unfortunately, when everyone thinks of John Mayer, they think of this guy.

Actually, [...]

While I love the Duke – Carolina game, I’m not particularly hype for this game.  I feel like with the personnel we have, instead of a hype, fight it out game, it is going to be a glorified version of this:

Also, Duke is in a “can’t win” situation.  If we win, Carolina is having a [...]

The site has been jacked for the last few days, but it looks like UvIT has it under control.  I’m going to be kicking it around and testing it today and should be back to it tomorrow.
-Brock

Maybe not WAG, but she is his baby momma and now I know how she got the job.  Her Name is Royce Reed.

Aw man, she was a Magic dancer too?  This is the worst baby mama story ever.  Everyone knows you can’t look at your own dancers, that is the #1 rule.

But no, Dwight didn’t [...]

Okay, maybe not, but they sure did make a hot video which may or may not have been ripped by Pepsi’s new “Refresh Everything” Campaign.

That is awesome.  In case you are wondering where the title came from, it is from a speech by Packer great Reggie White back in the day.

He also got off these [...]