I talked about the American Apparel contest a few weeks ago and the time for submissions is over. Of course if there are any women who feel the need to enter a best bottom contest, please feel free to let me know. But here is the winner for the internet voting.
Dammit, I can’t argue with that. This young lady calls herself “bang bang” and the name must refer to each of those cheeks. That tail game is a beast if this is not retouched. Goodness that is fabulous and the people have spoken.
While the rest of the contest pretty rapidly deteriorated into “skin it to win it” as fast as a wet t-shirt contest in Cancun, there were some other mostly covered bad ones in there. If you want to see the full results, you can check it out here. But here is another one in the top 5.
Once again, Dov Charney is in fact a genius. I think I know what the “winners” get.
They get to meet the boss.
-Brock










Sweetheart got a nice little backyard to picnic and frolick about in, but damn, thats all they had. If I was still single I would have tried to call up one of my jumps to submit a pic and she might have won if dis was da best. Ahh well, no hate though, cuz honey-dip right here is all good wit me, she got dat apple shape and dats just as important as size. I still wish brand was called South American Apparel though, then we might have seen some real bountiful assets.
YIPES!
The winner is ON POINT. Thats an ass for dat azz
Lahd knows I spent ‘ample’ time perusing the many, many contestants….sheeit, I even submitted a frendz ‘assets’ – she obviously did not win. But we had a hell-ified photoshoot!
@Will
U submitted a friends assets and had a good “photoshoot”, dats a good look. I guess great minds think alike, lol. I wanted to do dat shit too but like i stated, my girl wasn’t having it even though she could have won and she would not let me hit up an old jump, but it would have been crazy though if I did, shit would have looked like…ass, ass, ass, Gotdamn who is dat!!, lol. I don’t think American apparel makes jeans for a Gotdamn who is dat!! sized ass anyways, so its all good.
Can’t believe this wasn’t voted higher:
http://i.americanapparel.net/storefront/UGCStyle/BestBottom2010/View.asp?e=4726
@byrdgang – there were quite a few ‘Can’t believe this wasn’t voted higher’ asses on that site.
@Dude – Ay bruh, I keeps them frendz that do them type thangs lol. she actually had lot of fun with it! If i can find her direct link on the site i have no prob putting my handi-work on blast