Maybe not WAG, but she is his baby momma and now I know how she got the job. Her Name is Royce Reed.
Aw man, she was a Magic dancer too? This is the worst baby mama story ever. Everyone knows you can’t look at your own dancers, that is the #1 rule.
But no, Dwight didn’t heed that warning. His kid is cute though. Mom has him up in that #12 jersey and if I know baby momma’s she probably named him Dwight Jr. just to remind Dwight Howard Sr. that “Have a baby by me baby, be a millionaire” isn’t just a song. But you may ask what this lady might have done to catch Dwight’s eye. Well we found out at a Ludacris event down in Miami during the Superbowl festivities last week, she’s the girl in the black.
I love how women willing to shake dance at a pool and strippers love to cheer each other on in these situations. It is also amazing how quickly those 8 years of Jazz, Tap and Ballet your parents paid for when you were 7 turns into dropping it like it is hot and stripper moves once some bass drops. She didn’t really answer the question though…How Low Can She Go?
Oh no, she’s a professional, I know she can get lower than that.
There we go, that’s more like it. I like how there are women standing in the background like “aw hail no”. They don’t know that this is the classy version of the shake dance contest. You offer up $500 in a club with the same rules and all of a sudden the subtitle to the contest becomes “skin it to win it” and everyone starts getting naked.
By the way, since when did we go back to Black people being the only ones with a Baby’s mama? Two weeks ago, John Edwards came out and declared that he had an affair and now everyone is talking about his “love child”. Is a baby’s mama a woman you thought you were going to be with and a love child with a woman when you are married about shouldn’t be messing around? Can you have a love child from your baby’s mama? I know we never want to call a kid a bastard, which is a legit term that just sounds dirty because of how it gets used, but “love child”? That implies that there was love involved, not that the woman was some side chick. Your real kids that you claim and have with your wife are the love children…but then I guess “need some tail child” just doesn’t have the same ring.
-Brock
how he going to call that a TIE?
luda = pus pus
Ms. Howard ain’t playing, she got low, then got lower, then almost got pregnant by the pool floor… dats my kinda gurl, a little stank, but still clean overall. Sweetheart got me liking the way she move, so i can’t even hate on Dwight, cuz a female dat can ride da beat like dat might could have dis big boi considering. Babygirl wit da fro could get a sidepiece worth of dick too, she was a little stiff, but I could work wit dat, help her to loosen up, lol.
“need some tail child”… hilarious. I’m stealin that…
Aw man, tell me that wudn’t a leopard skin top on that piece on the right? Ol Bertie cut his teef on beef like that. My Mexican homey Sergio could take care o’ that along wit a nice cortadito. Dwight shoulda come up on that party and dropped a triple double dollop all up in that piece and gotten him a gang of kids goin on wit all dem hoes. I guess he don’t like to shoot the three much off court either.
Lol at “I’ll give them two tickets each to the CLIPPERS game”
HAA! Howard’s chik- what she lacks in tittay and bootay, she makes up for in total EFFORT.
I like how she hopped back in to ‘out-stank’ Afro-Chik! That is classic
personally I’m takin Afro-Chik – i like my women a lil more thick and ‘tribal’ looking.
Somewhere in the world, a single tear ran down her father’s cheek. LOL Just sad…….
No words for Royce Reed. Clearly someone does not know about walking softly and retaining a good attorney. You don’t get a dude back by acting loose in front of uurybody in sports and music. You get him back by documenting all the times he failed to pay child support, failed to honor the visitation schedule, and you pay, er, convince some random skanks/beckies to post his bad behavior all over mainstream websites. Shouldn’t be too hard because fools will be fools.
@ OSU Will:
Tribal? Really? #racefail
Homie said tribal, now Be On It is on it, nice OSU Will, lol. I can’t even front though, sometimes i like my females to have a little national geographic swag, so i feel you.
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@Be: took you long enough…lol
Gettin the strait dope from Be makes all us bruhs so much smarter. As the original gangsta said:
“Now the reason the enlightened prince and the wise general conquer the enemy whenever they move and their achievements surpass those of ordinary men is foreknowledge.”
-Sun Tzu
@OSU will
Are you a Cowboy, Buckeye, or Beaver?
@Bertie – Buckeye all the way. Columbus, Ohio born and bred, chillin in Austin TX now.
yeh me and Sweater Vest…we good peoples
theys another buckeye floating around here this blog somewhere…I forgot her name tho.