Man Up Monday: Toyota
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, February 1st, 2010

Toyota finally was where they wanted to be.  The Big 3 have been struggling for years, and Toyota was finally the #1 car manufacturer.

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But now they are doing it wrong.  Now I’ve heard of vehicle recalls, but this one pretty much sounds like the worst ever.  Sure, recall a bad transmission that might shut the car off unexpectedly, recall vehicles with bad seat belts that may not completely do their job in case you are in an accident.  But this recall is for the craziest problem ever.  The gas pedal gets stuck when you accelerate?  Oh hail naw.

Meanwhile, Toyota hasn’t really stepped up to fix the problem.  They are sending the new parts to factories to fix the new cars first as opposed to the cars that people actually already bought.  Who came up with that plan?  Let’s try to sell new cars to people who aren’t going to trust them anyway, and burn bridges with the people who actually trusted Toyota and bought their cars.  Balloon Boy’s dad thinks that plan sucks.

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Do you know how hard it is not to drive in front of a damn Toyota?  Those things are everywhere.  Got me out here swerving like and asshole trying to make sure I don’t get rear ended.

Toyota, Man Up!  It might be a decade before you get another shot.

-Brock

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2 Responses to “Man Up Monday: Toyota”

  1. Itzdatdude says:

    Toyota wants to have the fastest cars on da road, lol. Their new slogan should be, “Speed right through life, Toyota, Oh, what a feeling!”. I read that when asked about the gas pedal recall, Mr Akio Toyoda, the CEO of Toyota, said to recall deez nuts. At least that’s what my Japanese to English dicktionary told me. I get Japan Times delivered to my home by rickshaw.

    I am currently doing all black female gravatars for black history month…you’re welcome.

  2. Bertie Brown says:

    Itzdat, you’re too much, man. You just got me gettin my laugh choke game on in front of my bidness partners. Keep up the good work, my friend.

    Brock, thanks for kickin things off e’y day, too. You been shouldering the load nice.

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