Someone Needs to Monitor Mike Tyson
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Mike Tyson has been having a resurgence lately.  He was good in the Hangover, the Tyson biopic was good and he’s even starting to slim down on Dancing with the Stars in Italy.

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Now see, 5 years ago we would have thought Tyson had just knocked this woman out.  He looks like he is losing weight too.  I do appreciate that he is just wearing a man suit with disco inferno collars as opposed to the more aggressive, “classic” dancing gear.  You know Tyson still likes to get to the ladies though.

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Tyson is still a freak too!  I know this is just mid-flip, but I feel like he slapped that ass on the way through.  Here is my concern, for a guy who we know likes to talk about eating children…

Shouldn’t we be looking into his own children?

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I mean if he’s into eating kids, this young lady might be a prime candidate.  Her eyes are just screaming “help me!”

I kid, I kid, she’s a cute little girl.

-Brock

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8 Responses to “Someone Needs to Monitor Mike Tyson”

  1. Root says:

    Dude, I love your site. You guys always make me laugh but Mike Tyson’s daughter just died. Not sure if it’s the same one in the picture but either way, doesn’t really seem appropriate.

  2. I see Mike’s style is still impetuous….

  3. Brock Hardon says:

    Not the same daughter. Brock loves da kids.

  4. Craigman says:

    Brock,

    I say this with much love, but, get it together. I’m about 99% sure that is a pic of Tyson’s little daughter that died last May. Come on Bruhk. Don’t feel bad. Honest mistake.

    Sincerely,

    Craig

  5. Craigman says:

    Dude it is. Her name’s Exodus. Did some mad Googlin.

    But, fuck it.
    “Now see, 5 years ago we would have thought Tyson had just knocked this woman out.”

    HA!

  6. ASL says:

    Actually, Brock is right. The child in the picture is his daughter with his current wife, her name is Milan (if you click the picture it says it) The daughter who died was aroung the same age tho…

  7. Itzdatdude says:

    Mike Tyson is my hero. Any dude that can get a face tat and still look about as crazy as they were before, is aight wit me. Mike got ole girl in da 2nd picture in some kinda dry, fornicating flip position, she might just eat his “babies” b4 the competition is over, lol. I see u Mike, my hero.

  8. OSU Will says:

    I was kinda hoping for a zoom-in on that THIGH being flipped over

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