Erykah Badu Is Back: And Her Back is Back too!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

People on Twitter and hitting me on the email have been positively clamoring over the new Erykah Badu “Window Seat” video.  I was wondering why, and then I heard she got buck naked in it.

so you know I had to watch…

I don’t know about you, but I felt a little cheated by the blurryness.  Does [...]

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Brandy: I Think I Still Wanna Be Down
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned here at least once that my boy Lake has a slightly unhealthy Brandy obsession.  He is still waiting for her to make an appearance in Kang Magazine or make a late Playboy run like Stacey Dash where she gets completely buck naked, but until then we will have to settle [...]

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V on ABC is Jacking Our Style
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

Now see, I know Us Versus Them is a movement, but now we’re just getting swagger jacked.  I think G the Intern is the only person I know that actually watches this show.

That is just a blatant jack right there.  For some old remake alien show where the aliens haven’t even showed up yet.  I [...]

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The Sky Is Blue…And Ricky Martin is Gay
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

Ricky Martin finally made that leap, he finally did what everyone knew he would do one day.  No, he didn’t release “Livin’ La Vida Loca Otra Vez”, he came out of the closet.

And he didn’t simply do it by wearing that jacket in public.  Ricky was finally willing to make his announcement because he felt [...]

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Man Up Monday: Brock’s Choice
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 29th, 2010

First of All, I’m going to start by telling all the haters to Man Up.  Duke is back in the Final Four.

So break out the conspiracy theories about the easy bracket, add a layer of “who the NCAA wants to win”, and rub it down with some Coach K is in the with refs, and [...]

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Samurai Baseball
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 29th, 2010

I think if this was how they actually played baseball, I could catch a few games.  I’m pretty sure Samurai and Katana swords are always badass.

baseball samurai
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He had that joint in the sheath too.  Impressive.
-Brock

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Princess Leia Strikes Back!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, March 26th, 2010

Mayyyyyyne, I’ve been thinking about how to play this one for a long time, so I’ve finally decided to take it to the people.  So you know I do jokes and stuff right?  You know I in the Google kang, and I can find damn near anything on the internet right?  You know that I’m [...]

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Old School UFC
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, March 25th, 2010

The UFC has the first really good card in a while coming up this weekend.  There are finally some belts on the line, and the match-ups are actually really interesting.

They actually have done a good job making it seem like Dan Hardy is going to match up well with Georges St. Pierre, but he’s really [...]

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You Will Never Defeat My Magazine Style!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, March 25th, 2010

I don’t know if I like this so much because this dude is a smoothed out Blackenese dude, or because he thought it was a good idea to show how a tightly rolled magazine can be a deadly weapon.  He hits all the classic old school Kung Fu stereotypes in two minutes.  The plot is [...]

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The People of UvT: Their Version of Perfection
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

Last week I posted a picture of Rosa Acosta and declared her the baddest chick out.  Us Versus Them nation agreed but wanted to make sure their voices were heard.  So they dropped their ideal ladies (and men) in the comments section.  Here is what the Us Versus Them loyalists had to say…
G the intern:
Christina [...]

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Lost Lake Files: Damn homey, in high school you was the man homey….
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010

….what the f*ck happened to you?!
————–Update—————
More Lost Lake Files.  I have to assume he would have finished this off a little different and I don’t know why he went so hard on Diddy up front, because “he’s got his billions up“, but he’s not here, so maybe we will never know…
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Just sittin here, minding my [...]


Man Up Monday: College Basketball
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 22nd, 2010

I don’t even know what to say.  I guess this is why they call it March Madness, but I don’t remember a tournament this exciting in a long, long time.  I wasn’t one of those people glued to the TV from Thursday at noon to Sunday night, but I saw plenty.  I think Cole Aldrich [...]

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This is How You Make An Entrance
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 22nd, 2010

You’ve got to love people who keep it smooth no matter where they are or what they do.  This dude keeps it pimpin.

Was that a triple lindy?
-Brock

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Sexting, Sexting…1-2-3
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, March 19th, 2010

Aw man, Tiger can’t catch a break.  He laid low for over three months.  Kept his ass in tail rehab for the entire time, dropped a quick pres conference and thought he was going to come back to the Masters nice and clean.  Not so fast.  One of his chicks was hanging back and waiting [...]

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In news that makes it look like every dude on the planet is cheating on his wife, people are speculating that motorcycle builder and husband of Oscar winner Sandra Bullock has been having an affair.  Now picture the chick he might be cheating with.  Does she look like this?

She likes the tattoos and appears to [...]

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Us Versus Them Tourney Challenge: We Roll Deep!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, March 18th, 2010

We’ve already got 54 teams in.  Ollie Wrist, JMack, G. Tommy, and S. Sterling you all have two entries…that’s cheating.  It will be noted if you are anywhere near the top…You can’t be an official, certified, sh*t talkin’ winner with more than one bracket.
Still time to get in!
ESPN: http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/en/frontpage
Group Name: Us Versus Them
Password: Brock


Video Review: Lady Gaga and Beyonce Telephone
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, March 18th, 2010

Us Versus Them stream of consciousness review of “Telephone”:
Sexy inmates…is this where you get locked up when you get caught by the fashion police?…Is that Chyna with a blonde wig?…did they clean that bar off before she licked it?…That was still kinda sexy…was that p*ssy?…[REWIND]…nah, they blurred it…those glasses are made from lit cigarettes…is that [...]

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Rich and Famous: It’s Not All Good
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

From the outside being rich and famous seems like a great deal.  What’s bad about being rich?  Nothing.  Nothing at all.  Being rich is great.  Not only can you get whatever you want, but you also don’t have to worry about all of life’s bullshit.  Bottom line, being broke is stressful.  Who wants to worry [...]

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UvT Tourney Challenge: Still Time to Get In
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

The Us Versus Them Challenge is already 25 deep, get in now before the late crunch tomorrow morning.  We’ll let you run a victory speech on the front page and you get to talk (more) shit all year in our always active comments section.  Lake said he might even come back to get some.
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don’t be [...]

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Rosa Acosta Impresses and Amazes
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

I’ve got an epic post brewin’ that needs one more chart before I’m done.  Can’t make it happen until the morning, so I’m going to do what I always so in this situation.  Throw up a random bad chick.  What way you can’t really be mad at me, right?  The always pleasing, and runner up [...]

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Heeeeere’s Johnny’s Baby Mama!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

People forget that John Edwards got his sex scandal on before Tiger Woods.  (Is John Edwards also a sex addict?)  Can you imagine if this guy was actually President or if he was in the home stretch to with the office when this came out?  It would have been the wildest story ever.  But instead, [...]

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Crazy Dude Tests Out Waterboarding
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

There is a big debate on whether waterboarding is torture or not.  Some people want to draw the line at exposing someone to actual physical harm or causing them pain.  You know all the classics, beating someone, extreme starvation or disorientation, hacking away at body parts, all of that is on the “no” list.  Proponents [...]

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Us Versus Them Tournament Challenge
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 15th, 2010

The Us Versus Them Tourney Challenge is about to kick off.  I know past winner Rosy F Baby is gonna get in.
ESPN:
Group Name: Us Versus Them
Password: Brock

-Brock


Man Up Monday: The Wonderlic Test
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 15th, 2010

I don’t think there is any event that is more like magic than the NFL Draft.  Sure, you never know what you are going to get in basketball either, but at least the only rounds that really matter are the first two, and there are less than 60 guys to deal with.  There might be [...]

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Manny Pacquaio Makes Jim Lampley Lose His Mind
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 15th, 2010

For those of you who don’t watch a lot of boxing, Jim Lampley on HBO is great.  I’ve met him a few times and he is a really nice guy, and for me a fight isn’t really a fight unless he is on the call.

He is also one of the smartest guys out there.  His [...]

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