Mayyyyyyne, I’ve been thinking about how to play this one for a long time, so I’ve finally decided to take it to the people. So you know I do jokes and stuff right? You know I in the Google kang, and I can find damn near anything on the internet right? You know that I’m one that enforces the rules for Us and tells Them how to get their act together right? Well not the internets are striking back. About a year ago I was dropping some UvT Vision on a Slave Girl Leia picture from some Star Wars convention somewhere.
This was the result:
Well…”Hail Naw” up there saw it and hollered back at ya boy in the comments. Check it:
Leia: Ouch! Rude! I am not that ugly!
Brock: are you in the picture? Which one?
Leia: Yes I am. The one you marked as Hail Naw. By the way that picture is in the 2008 Oct Issue of Hustler.
And she hit me with this:
To which your boy has to confess, if this evidence was presented at the time of implementation of UvT Vision, she would have made the cut. I might have even been tempted to drop into a deeper analysis of those hips.
Brock: Hey, bad angle. When I’m wrong, I’m wrong.
I even found some more slave Leia, I guess the girl has a point, but I’ll turn the final verdict over to Us…
But wait! There’s more. Now I don’t know if she read through the site a little bit, but she seems to know that your boy likes to consider other angles before making a final decision on such things. Now, I’m not going to say this is an angle 2….but, well I’ll let you take a look.
Leia: OH and you are right that picture you have is a very bad angle. Maybe this one is a bit better?
HAAAAAAA! She really tried to put it on me on that one. I’m gonna call that angle 2.8. I’m just smh on that one though. Of course, this picture and the magic of the internets let me get to a few more pics. She apparently likes to get dressed up a lot. She’s a hardcore Cosplayer so she’s got plenty of outfits.
and this…
So, Us Versus Them, I can’t do it myself, Leia here wants a recount, what do you think? Is she one of Us? Where does she fall on the binary scale? I have a feeling this is going to turn at least one of you cats on. Ian likes hair, Okolepuka likes em thick, JMack likes em fit, G the Intern likes, and I quote, “vampire goth chicks” and Itzdatdude likes everything else. I know I’ve got a taker up in here somewhere.
Princess Leia strikes Back, is she with the Force or on the Darkside?
-Brock
i’d hit hit, might even take her to denny’s too. get her a grand slam.
I’d rather hit off a droid
well that was before I saw the ALL the pics, now that I’ve seen the purple hair booty shot I might reconsider….but, yeah nah….the Force is not strong with this one
That is a strong 1. I would bang her until she started speaking whatever the hell language those little sandpeople speak.
That post actually holds a special place in my heart because it was the VERY FIRST UvT Post that I EVER read. Lake (moment of silence……………………) and I go way back and he shot me the link.. I then consumed all of UvT that I could for about 2 weeks straight cuz I felt like Antwonne Fischer. I’d found my true family and I hungered for more history. Plus I was dyin laffin every night to boot.
Brock, some people are national, some international, but you my friend have officially gone GALACTIC with this one. The fact that Leia saw herself on this blog out of all of the millions of blogs in the universe says a lot for the movement that is UvT.
To Leia, I must agree…that was a bad angle and in all fairness, that post was created before the UvT binary scale was founded by the Honorable Ian M. Summers. That definition put all things in perspective. You would definitely get it lovely whether you were dressed as Leia, a vampire, an Avatar, Yo gabba Gabba, it wouldn’t matter. Now at second glance at that first pic, I WOULD be afraid of the tall chick on the end…that chick looks like a cross between Chewbacca, Princess Leia and Howard Stern. She does have a little hint of an onion but I can’t confirm given that angle 1.5. I’m afraid to say whether it looks good or not cuz she kinda has that whole Gaga androgyny thing goin as well.
rhinoplasty then holla
Got to pop her wit da light saber!!! Chain her up next to me like Jobba!!
i very rarely comment but i had to speak on this ii still am not convinced she should be an us yeah she might be a 1 on somebodys binary scale but to others not so much i think the fact that any angle made her get a hell naw means she is not with the force and the angle 2.8 is ok but we have all seen better
Well, I guess I’mma have to go in on this one…..
First, @ Ronald
A strong 1? ummmm C’MON MAN! What are you banging that makes this a SKRONG 1?
@ Leia
If you read my last post on the dream broads you don’t have a great face/J’s/tail now with all the costumes you might pass the attitude test and be up for some wyle shit so you are on the boardline. But in all honesty like sweetsexy (gurl that likes them gurls?) said, if any angle gets you a HAIL NAW really works against you. I mean sure, a relook can possibly get you a passing grade but none of these pics are cutting it. Take pic 3…. those eyes baby, they look blew to me. Umm as in one blew this way, one blew that way. And the money shot you submitted looks like it could be something, but there is not enough evidence. You need to man up, get a solid tong shot with a complete angle 2, no trickery. Cause right now, I just ain’t feeling it.
Damn…dat first pic had babygurl looking all horse’d out. Its bad dat I’m not 100% convinced its even the same female in the other pics, but if she wants to claim da hail naw pic, I guess let her do her. In my hoe days I would have hit, but back then I hit some livestock-esque broads that would make even Tiger Woods look at me like “C’mon son”.
Well since ole gurl wants to be re-evaluated let me proceed to grant her wish. I’m going in like a unlicensed gyno wit a jheri curl and gold fronts.
Second and third pic:
Overall she got a nice skin tone and some respectable places to get dolloped. The face looking right, proactivated and such. She got a dirty librarian (sans glasses) look to her thats appealing, like she’d put her media center on you while ur fucking wit periodicals. The J’s look like they would be just right and da outfit makes her look she packing heat betwixt the thighs. So she gets a 1.
Fourth and fifth pic:
Ass game is aight and for some reason the purple hair is doing it for me. Face looks even better in the fifth pic, where she looks like a futuristic ninja hoe. The legs are real nice, toned and ready for sexin…. i like dat. Da way she standing makes me think she’s kinda porno flexible, so dats a 1.
Fifth pic
Its a 1 cuz dis pic makes my dick curious, and like dat damn monkey, curiosity fucks wit its head.
Overall she can get it. She ain’t primary girl level or sidepiece rank, but she definitely takes da ” semi- cute gurl you hit but don’t really care to remember” status.
ask her if she can hook us up with some flicks of “The Baddest One”
you know, as part of the control group
id hit just cause shed dress up so that would be different and cool i guess
@Brock
You got any plans to saber down Princess Leia if enough of Us tell you that that force is with her?
I mean you two are communicating and she sending you ass shots wit angle 2.8s n shit, lol.
* replace “that that” wit “dat da”
boring grammar mistake replaced wit a fly grammar mistake, dats how I does it, lol.
haha Brock this is the greatest evolution of UVT mayne…Can we roll back and get Allison Stokke to comment on her UVT Vision eval?
Mr. Summers let us know that if we’d smash UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE then it’s a 1…..so she can get it based on that last Leia pic on her knees. The binary scale really lets you know how low our standard is btw
@ Brock
“Ian likes hair”? Just to clarify the record on this, I like everything (including hair). Well, I just lied, almost everything. Grown ass women dressing up like comic book characters is not that awesome. That having been said I am a slave to my penis and he ain’t that picky. So whatever, she is a 1. An attention/approval starved 1.
to quote mr. puderschmidt from Family Guy: ‘i didn’t realize that “Skywalker” was a jewish name’ …. no hate, i’d hit it
@Brock
thought I’d drop this miss bay booty on ya
http://www.kmel.com/pages/dynamiclead.html?feed=271468&article=6821773
She’s a “1″ on the binary scale. I’d hit it, but she’s not trophy material…
mayne, not feeling it at the end…that dusted and disgusted look with all the dust…..im feeling the hips a little, but that ass shot is strictly some lens photomagic…..
what bout the kinda asian looking one in the group pic? im feeling that the most….holla
She should have stopped at blue booty pic #1. She got the thumbs up till that point. Blue booty pic#2 seems to suggest that she has a bit of a bootydo (when the stomach sticks out further than the booty do). And until I read the post again, I thought the third pic was Marilyn Manson dressed in a skin suit made from a collage of cheap “I hope nobody realizes I bought this fake painting from Target” target fake paintings while standing in front of Jay-Z’s old building in Marcy projects post the apocalypes.
Don’t be afraid to admit when you’re wrong…I like that quality in you Brock.
Binary Scale…definitely a 1
Sorry tho, that tail is full of trickery. She got the “zoom in on the booty so it look extra big” kinda thing goin on…it lacks the “tuck” factor. And what the hell is up with that white-face makeup mixed with the “I just fell out of a bad anime” outfit. That ish is turrible!
The Blue Booty pic is full of trickery. Just check the standing Ninja Girl (Kitana MK2?) pic. Peep the heel to booty ratio. With heels like that that ass should be phenomenal yet it’s only passable. Still tho, she’s a 1.
Hmm, not sure if i commented here before, but I felt the need to:
1) Show my respect to Brock for getting some bird on the internet, who he has never had any contact with past a HAIL NAW, to be sending him pictures a la that angle 2.8 (even if your girl is obviously a bit nuts). Brock has reached levels of holistic playa-ism
2) point out that If she’d stayed in the Leia costume she would have been a 1. maybe its the chain she’s got, but she looks simultaneously naughty and intriguingly innocent. However, once your hitting someone with purple hair, a blue leotard and a fake sword (i ain’t even gonna comment on that last pic. . .) you may as well just have a wank over a Final Fantasty manual or something.
She knows her audience though, and she definitely redeemed herself from her former HAIL NAW status
“heel to booty ratio”? Ha! Is there a degree of expected pump-fluffery for every additional inch of heel? Great. I need a bunch of no heel vs. with heel pics to test this theory.
‘Heel to booty ratio’!! Yo – im using that joint!!
I likes.
And uhmm…ionkow about the rest of yall, but OSU Will is DEF down with the role-playing! any chick that wants to Ef whilst in costume??sign me up. Tell her bring her Psylocke-dressing azz on over to Big Willy lol
is it time for another dissertation on the booty? Well no, just a small lesson in the female art of illusion. This quote is taken from quite possibly the baddest white woman on the planet, Heidi Klum
“In addition to making women taller, high heels force the back to arch, pushing the bosom forward and the buttocks rearward, thus accentuating the female form.”
I wish all to take particular notice of the mention of the “back arch”. A phenomenon well known and documented by UvT scholars. Without going into the mechanics of the back arch or how to create one (I’ll leave that to your own, personal investigations), it stands to reason that the more heel, the more arch and by linear interpolation, the more booty pop. Women have known this for eons.
Why has it taken so long for men to realize it? Well if we’re still around when the heels come off:
1. You’re prolly carrying your girl on your back.
2. You’re drunk as hell too.
3. You don’t give damn cuz you’re about to go captain caveman on it.
But i digress. To sum up, booty pop or B=2∏a
where a = p (the distance from the lower back to the peak of the ass) + t (the amount of tuck)
we’ll discuss how to measure tuck later. The real point is heels augment both factors, t and d therefore increasing B! The math is indisputable.
1st post i read on this site where the comments made me laugh harder then the actual post. that being said.
I cant make a decision on where ol girl falls on the scale. I mean id let her bop me off but i dont think id hit. there needs to be a bj exception to the . otherwise i gotta give her a .5 i guess.
best i can do.
shouts to Mr Jezus for that “blew eyes” comment. lol. im adding that to my lexicon.
there needs to be an exception to the rule*
I didn’t realize this was going to turn into what it did. I was really just talking more to Brock and just having a bad day and thinking wow that kind of hurt to see myself labeled with something so mean. But I know I’m only cute and I have a man that sees me as a 10 and that’s all that matters!
Per request from Mr. Jezus
http://www.shuttergirls.com/members/galleries/image.php?page=36&directory=jasmine/091022&title=Jasmine:%20%20Siren
Not to judge just stepping up to a request and showing no tricky of any kind just me.
FYI UvT…DMC is Princess Leia. Welcome her to the party.
My force shall be strong inside this one……
@DMC
Wilkommen. I grant you a solid 1. In general, I gos to give dem props jist for being a good sport and donning the princess leia gear. I mean, we wuz all rockin lil chubs when she wuz in dat outfit chained to jaba da hut. I mean, she wuz lookin so good, I’d a taken Jaba’s sloppy seconds, and that is ruhlly sayin sumpin.
@ Brock
Player.
earlier post
Per request from Mr. Jezus
http://www.shuttergirls.com/members/galleries/image.php?page=36&directory=jasmine/091022&title=Jasmine:%20%20Siren
Not to judge just stepping up to a request and showing no tricky of any kind just me.
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I realize this link won’t work for you guys. So Brock I e-mailed the picture to the e-mail in the contacts.
B Rock
I need to see this pic
@ DMC
Way to step up and go for yours.
I will pass final judgement when I see the pic from the link you posted