I was not a dude who bought in to the Girls Next Door. Sure, Hef is still pimpin’ and you can’t hate on a dude who holds down three young tenders at age 84, but blondes aren’t really my type.
Either way, now that I’ve gone back to look at them, Kendra is actually the baddest one. The chick holding the dog looks like standard issue Playboy chick, the one in the green looks like she was trying to make a Hef into a Husband, but Kendra looks like she has the eye of the tiger over there.
She had an athletic little body on her too. Kendra is like a gang of chicks I went to High School with. Once you see them on Facebook now and realize they are married to a black man, you realize what that little extra twinkle in her eye was. Kendra caught herself Hank Baskett.
That is right, Hank Baskett of Superbowl fumble fame. But the guy knew what he was doing. At first I didn’t get it, at first I wondered if Kendra was just a gold digger, but now I know it is real. First of all, Hank is just an average baller. Kendra probably could have pulled of a top tier guy if she was just gunning for loot. Second Hank knew something the rest of use didn’t…until now.
Check Kendra hanging out with Too Short. Now don’t be distracted by that standard issue white girl walkout she does. Once she starts spitting the lyrics to “Blow the Whistle” you know she means business…then she really lets you know how she gets down. Peep the science she drops at the 41 second mark.
That is an above standard tail shake right there. She’s well practiced. Damn Kendra, I didn’t know what you were working with I guess that baby weight hit you in all the right places.
-Brock
couple thangs couple thangs
First off, I never thought she was that hot, I mean a 1 on body alone, but she would be a lot better if she was a deaf mute.
2nd, she worked really hard on that shake. I remember seeing this broad on some VH1 “celeb” rap show. She put DAYS/MONTHS maybe YEARS into getting this down. But yes, it is pretty nice, ha!
And something tells me she has some spankx or something on under that getup. I saw some fotos of her ass a couple weeks ago in the market and she looked like a chunky midget. I have looked for the link but can’t seem to find it
eye of the tiger nice nice…i normally call those sex tape eyes. Re: Miley Cyrus’ recent album photo for textbook definition. Fuckit, here’s a link: http://bit.ly/9CedIG i give her 60 days after her 18th for that to drop. Coming in 2011.
Anyhow, that was indeed a lot of effort for that booty shake! – but nonetheless sex tape eyes trump the ageing barbie doll and sorority girl gone wild part XXX that hef was messin with, imo.
You damn right she practiced, cuz white gurls always put in dat extra effort to please us. Dats wat we like, so dats what they get to doing…. as it should be.
Every black man needs dat right there in their life. I know Hank is a happy muthafucka, applaud dat man.
I know Be On It and da other UVT female crew gots to agree wit me on dis.
lol.
@ Itz:
Told you before to keep my name outta your mouth, kneegrow. That is all.
I think Kendra is more black than Hank is.
ol awkward onside kick clangin off ya facemask lookin ass boi
Kendra is my homie for life after that tape. What?!? Dr. Slick approves.
Kendra gets a G The Intern Standing O for that move! U know I have a thing for the pregnant chicks anyway and I must concur…the extra weight is treating her well!
I applaud the effort. It’s cute. I was impressed for all of ‘Eh’-seconds. Doesn’t hold a candle to Nelly Furtado tho!
Exhibits A – C:
http://img121.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=40983_77200555_122_689lo.jpg
http://img175.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=41934_splashnews_gydc080607m_003_122_861lo.jpg
http://img11.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=01106_Nelly42s_ass_3545_122_735lo.jpg
@ OSU
Them Furtado pics were nice but you could have came with more heat than that
Brock, please tell me you’ve seen this masterpiece. Fresh from the internets
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp6W4aK1sbs
People have been hitting me on that all day…watching now.
Ciara @ 1:40 = …
Rest assured gentlemen, this is going into the lab. Not now, but right now.
@Be
Lol. Aight, ur wish is my command…maybe.
@Will Good look on the Nelly Pics. She has a much slept on tailpiece and overall presentation. She deserves more in depth UvT analysis!
What is she doing? She needs to shake her pregnant ass home to her husband.
Peckerwoods just jealous of us brothaz.. Wee take they women all day long.. Dumb peckerwoods..