Spain is facing the Netherlands for the World Cup in just a few days, and Evan Markert hasn’t sent any more legitimate World Cup analysis, so I’ve got to post what I’ve got.
Some shady non-touched up pictures of Rosa Acosta holding an official World Cup soccer ball in some draws and some high socks.
She is running a classic 5-2-3. Her strikers are damn impressive but her defense is one of the most impressive in the league.
She’s also an Argentina supporter. I’m sure she was crushed when they lost.
It’s actually sad to see the behind the scenes of a bad photo shoot. Can’t you see the photographer?
Yeah…put dis on right here.
Uhhhhh, now lay down on the floor and lift your booty in the air. Put the ball on top of the South African flag…can you tuck you hair into your J’s?
Yeah…
Now smile and make it look natural while I sprankle (yes, sprankle) this glitter on you…
PERFECT!
Sad, just sad. So I tracked down the real finished up joints to let you know what it looks like once it is all photochopped kicked up.
Now see, suddenly, that is very impressive. Listen here…Rosa Acosta was runner up for UvT Woman of the year in 2009. She’s definitely still brings the thunder, but all of those who excelled in your Assology reviews last week are detecting a sign of weakness. Do you see it?
Those knee joints are getting out of hand, it is the first place that think babe you think is bad is going to show her mileage…but I’m getting distracted by my own example picture. I’m being distracted by the ASFYCSIFTF up there.
Ass So Fat You Can See It From The Front. I haven’t seen that since Is Beyonce UvT Quality? from back in the day.
Aw hell naw. Got my ass called out in the first damn sentence. Brock putting my ass back to work! I’ll hit you with something before the finals hit the airwaves, my man.
Here is all you need to know…
Spain > Netherlands
Oh, and Rosa is a 1…..big nees or not
I called it WAAAAAAAY back in the UvT Man UP!: World Cup Edition comment. Check it. We here at UvT bring only the real heat.
I figured it was out of 3 teams….
Spain/Argentina/Brazil
Speaking of Heat, they have 2 out of 3 so far..does Bron sign on tonight?????
Rosa Acosta has the Be On It stamp of approval.
And Brock, stop hating! I’m willing to give her a month or two to get them knees back in shape. You even said that her magnificent thickness was getting in the way of her first profession (ballet/professional dancing), and unless a trainer chains you to a treadmill, do-it-yourself cardio pales in comparison to full-fledged dance rehearsals.
Rosa’s ass was built for da bicho …mami is a beast, trust, I can tell. International soccer needs cheerleaders dat look like dis. They really need to work on dat.
Spain gon take dat shit… but if Netherlands somehow takes it, i can imagine da victory beanz those Amsterdam coffee shops will be roasting in celebration.
How did Rosa get your stamp of approval? Cuz babygurl is bout on da same level as Kim, or maybe even a bit lower since it’s a known fact that she got her titetas done.
Yeah, I was wondering how Rosa got the Be On It Stamp Of Approval given the purchased “plastic” flotation devices. I though that honor was reserved for Erykah Badu, Jill Scott, and Macy Gray! LOL…
I must give a shout out to the #1 repper of that au naturale ASFYCSIFTF, Ms. Rita G…Yes I am sweatin the hell outta her. She seems to be pretty intelligent too, she’s hands down my favorite person to follow on Twitter. She get’s the G The Intern Stamp of approval!
List of procedures for Kim K: nose, breasts, butt implants, italian cellulite treatment, lipo, possible chin and cheek implants, and restalyn/collagen fillers.
It’s one thing to get one procedure. It’s something else entirely to turn yourself into a walking catalogue of fake parts. If this were repo men, she’d better pray her reality show never got canceled because Jude Law and Forrest Whitaker would be hot on her trail.
@ G:
I’m not really feeling Macy Gray. Christina Milian gets the Be On It stamp of approval. Amber Rose was close, so she’s on the alternates list. If I sat down and thought about it, I could probably add more, but why dilute the prestige of such an honor?
@ Be….So Rita gets no luv? Check her resume…
All da females wit mo ass than sense get my stamp of approval. lol.
HAHA!! Now Dats da smartest thing you’ve said all day!!
too much of anything is a bad thing… and that includes a diesel chin piece