I’m not a huge Espys guy. Sure, Give athletes some awards. Give them a night. But was Espy a person? Is it just the ESPN Awards? Should I call ours the Uvtys? How would I even pronounce that if I did?
Well, the Espys keep things light and Seth Meyers is pretty funny, but the only sports awards that really matter are the Championship trophies, rings, and Hall of Fame Sportcoats.
But last night an epic moment occurred on the show. As rare as a total eclipse of the moon. Hell it really was like a total eclipse of the moon. Serena Williams showed up and tore the house down. Out front she had the J’s out and no one quite realized something was about to go down.
Hey, I’m not a J man, but Serena really came to play on this one. She went with the gravity defying version. I’d accuse her of pushing them together somehow, but right now it looks like a suspension bridge with no wires. The J’s being attracted to one another like magnets.
Then Serena just strolled off like nothing ever happened.
But things were happening. People thought she presented alone, but the presenters in the program were actually listed as Serena Williams, and Serena Williams’ Ass.
The real magic happened when you see it in motion. It looked like Serena was standing still and her ass was trying to propel her forward. Rear wheel drive. Like a Porsche, her engine is actually in the back.
So of course, you know I can’t drop any motion without turning it into the new internet phenomenon, Tracking. I gotta lay a beat down on it.
I think that says it all.
-Brock
I caught this live and literally stopped blessing lil big bellied African kids….ran the dvr back….then ran it back again. The size of that thing is amazing. Serena is the only muscle broad out there with what appears to be natural skripper assets.
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Datz it.
I knew you’d love the shots of that physical perfection. You can rest a beer on the deck of that ass.
Come on guys..she is a dog..I know she’s got an ass on her but look at that mug…holy fuck, her face looks just like her toothless pops. While I love them round rotunda ass like yall but there is no way you can look at that face and see nothing but her crack smoking daddy…Good thing she has money cause there is no way any sane man would want to live with that face..
When I saw that gif it literally made me say “ugh”. So I ran that old Master P shit, and it works….well.
@ azilia
Wouldn’t know. I never make it that far up.
azilla is one homo motherfucker
That right there is a thing of beauty. Her body is perfect. How many times u think Common blew up her phone that night after seeing that trying to see if can’t get it in that night. The only thing that pisses me off about it though. Is if Serena was white with ass like that. She would be all over entertainment shoes and that would be all she is famous for like a Kim K. Or J.Lo (don’t act like J.Lo is famous for her “talent”). Serena ass dwarfs Kim K. I think Deelishes is the only one that comes close.
@Ian lol…that retort was classic!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loieevLhKD1qzah3ho1_500.gif
Even better gif to go with that track, courtesy of tumblr
I had to come wit a late ass reply.
@ Azilia
Trust, we all know her face kinda challenged, but it’s just one of those things Assologists like Us refrain from discussing in polite company, yahdig. Remember in da future, just focus on da ass.