I’ve got an epic post brewin’ that needs one more chart before I’m done.  Can’t make it happen until the morning, so I’m going to do what I always so in this situation.  Throw up a random bad chick.  What way you can’t really be mad at me, right?  The always pleasing, and runner up [...]

I know, I know.  Brock, what is up with the Rihanna obsession?  You named her UvT Lady of the year, you drop her on the site every three weeks, you even pumped her up for actual music.  Well I can’t help it.  She continues to impress and surprise.  Like this for instance.  She shows up [...]

If UvT existed in the late 90’s, I’m pretty sure every other day we would have been dropping these.

JLo was a force of nature.  I’m talking Diddy JLo, not Ben Affleck JLo and definitely not Mark Anthony JLo.  Can you take a moment to look at that picture up there?  I almost forgot about the [...]

Yesterday, I hooked Us with the updated Amber Rose version of the iconic Grace Jones photo from her Island Life album.  I think you will all agree that Amber Rose did a great job, but now I know that lots and lots of people have tried to bring to pose to life.  So let’s start [...]

There are only a few chicks a UvT that cause more controversy than Dawn Richard from Danity Kane, Dirty Money and Making the Band.  We’ve covered the pros…we’ve covered the cons.  I think she’s sexy.  I think Lake fell in love when he saw this:

Yet there are still haters ladies of UvT who say this [...]

Look you know Rihanna can’t dance.  We even wrote a whole post about it back in the day.  She knows her limitations though, and so she made up for it in pure buck nakedness and effort and still took UvT lady of the year.  Well she’s got a new video out and she might not [...]

I’m just saying, they might be the same chick.  Apparently Katy Perry was the one on American Idol last night.

And Zooey Deschanel has been in every movie I’ve watched in the last week ((500) Days of summer and Yes Man if you care).

Dark hair, big eyes and big…uhhhh…eyes.  They might rip the time space continuum [...]

You know we bring the jokes, we bring the politics, and we make sure we call out all of Them, but as the resident assologist you know we also have to bring the ladies.  So you know we’ve got to have an award for UvT Quality chick of the Year.  In my mind there is [...]

I usually don’t do this but uhhhhh, I think these speak for themselves…

Damn.
-Brock

I’m in a Throwback UvT Quality mood right now, so I’ve got to go back to one of the universal classics.  Rachel Stuart from Caribbean Rhythms.

I damn near don’t remember what was on Caribbean Rhythms.  I assume they hit me with some Shabba Ranks.  SHABBA!  Then some Maxi Priest and Shabba.  Followed by some Mr. [...]

Now normally I don’t hit you with a mid-day update, but this is too good to wait.  Who comes up with this stuff, who signed off on this, and can I have a job.

At first only the clapping sounds were unexpected, but then the full on ass-clappities just blew me away. Some CGI dude was [...]

Just because Us Versus Them has only been around for 2 1/2 years doesn’t mean that we need to only talk about ladies who have been around for the last two years.  For all the love we give, Kim Kardashian, Christina Milian, Rihanna and Rosa Acosta, they aren’t the only bad chicks that ever existed.  [...]

I have a number of female friends. And they’re always saying the same thing, “Lake, why don’t you bring any of your single friends around?”

Well, my single guy friends are single for a reason. And what I mean by that is that either your don’t want him (or really all his shenanigans) or [...]

Sometimes naming a lady UvT Quality is a question.  Something I really need to think about.  That is not the case here.  Rosa Acosta is certified bad.

She is like a sexier Cassie to me.  Pretty face, bad body, Rosa Acosta has it all.  This is the mildest picture in this collection too…so…you’ve been warned, scroll [...]

Man, people have been begging Lake and I to take a look at Nicki Minaj.  G the Intern hit us up everyday for about a week.  Running up in the spot like “y’all see this?”, “is she bad?”, “can she rap?”, “did you see angle 2″?  Well damn G, I guess after all the hard [...]

Is it ok to wear white after Labor Day?

How about now?  thx
- Lake

Rihanna has a new album coming out and if she was a Good Girl Gone Bad last time, she’s breaking out all the stops this time.  Once anyone with access to Google has seen you naked, why hold back?  No reason to pretend like people don’t know.  Check out the album cover for her new [...]

I was digging through my latest music and saw that Mya had a new single with Nicki Minaj.  That might not normally be so exciting, but then I saw the album cover.

Is that what Dancing with the Stars does to people?  Is she serious with those legs and that waist?  OK, I have a confession, [...]

After yesterday when I weeded out all of the Halloween Costume Sellouts (I should talk about the people who go too hard on Halloween, that is just as bad).  But now we can talk about the real winners this Halloween.  Us Versus Them favorite Kim Kardashian was the big winner this year.

Good lawd.  I’m not [...]

Deepak Chopra is a spiritual leader, an author, a leader…an enlightened man who encourages everyone to find a way to be the best of themselves.

But he still knows UvT Quality when he sees it.
Deepak getting it in!
-Brock

Christina Milian is married and knocked up.  I’ve been in denial since it went down.  I ran “dip it low” on repeat for a few days, I watched “Bring It On: Seriously, they are still making Bring it On movies” on bootleg, and I reminisced about the good ol times and the perfect dimensions of [...]

Rihanna is dropping a new album in November, and she’s already dropped the cover for her first single…Russian Roulette.

I said whaaaaa?   Damn Rihanna, I guess once you are buck naked on the internets you might as well embrace it huh?
Now here’s the question.  Is Rihanna a wild S&M freak before?  Or is this a result [...]

Has anyone been fine for as long as Halle Berry?  I can’t remember a time in my life when Halle Berry was not the baddest chick on earth.  Jungle Fever came out in 1991.  She was even fine as a crackhead back in the day.  I was just a youngin, but I knew a good [...]

A lot of people have Twitter accounts, but people are still figuring out what to do with it.  Companies use it to pretend they are cool, fake Hall Of Famers use it to say random things, Celebrities use it to get more fans, and everyone else uses it to talk about what they are eating [...]

Michelle Obama doesn’t play.  Thalia was out a White House Event and invited President Obama up for a quick dance.

Barack followed all the rules:
1.  He did not look at that ass.

And President Obama and everyone else in that room including Michelle knows she can get it.  Amazing show of willpower by the Pres.
2. He backed [...]