The homey Catf1sh kilt it last week with the first music drop and he’s back with Part 2, tracks 15-6.  The Top 5 is gonna hit on Friday.  Keep an eye out for the hot Tribe Called Quest reference and he ain’t never lied about that Drake & Lloyd.  Follow that that dude if you [...]

I know I’m not right, I know those Tara Reid pics not only ruined my night last night, but also may have ruined your entire day.  When you cruise around the internet, sometimes you end up in the wrong neighborhood.  I didn’t want to be caught there alone.  Now you all are there with me.  [...]

I had to run a few more of these Milian shots.  They really do keep coming.  I’d call them bottomless, but…that is simply not true.

Simply not true at all.  The cameraman did a fantastic job framing this shot.  One more, post workout:

Somehow I don’t think this is going to help the “burger” debate going on [...]

This weekend I was working on the Ten  Ass Commandments, and I’ve finished laying down these hot lyrics.  But then something started firing in on the hotline and we had some breaking news that is pushing everything else to the back burner.  What was the breaking news?  Apparently Christina Milian is recovering from her breakup [...]

I can’t take it.  Did someone announce Tail week at Us Versus Them without me knowing?  It is like shark week on the Discovery channel but with booty.
Rosa Acosta was first discovered by Us Versus Them last year when she really brought the heat.
Check out the original post here.
Last week during the world cup, she [...]

I keep coming up with new names for Kim Kardashian’s arse.  Last week it was the Halley’s comet booty.  A once in a lifetime phenomenon.  Kim, we need one more look at angle 2.

Today, I got about 20 messages, tweets and emails this morning sending me to this shot.  The Dan Patrick Booty, you can’t [...]

Spain is facing the Netherlands for the World Cup in just a few days, and Evan Markert hasn’t sent any more legitimate World Cup analysis, so I’ve got to post what I’ve got.
Some shady non-touched up pictures of Rosa Acosta holding an official World Cup soccer ball in some draws and some high socks.

She is [...]

UvT favorite Kim Kardashian got a wax figure at Madame Tussauds last week while I was out of commission.  Let’s take a look.

That is actually pretty terrible.  Doesn’t really look like her to me.  The face must be from 2008, the J’s are high and tight, the arms are the photoshopped version.  But you know [...]

They have been playing a lot of soccer over the last 5 days, and I have to admit, I’m not too excited about it yet.  I’ll watch the next U.S. game, but until we get down to 16, it probably isn’t going to be too exciting.  I’ll tell you what is exciting, the fans of [...]

If you are going to call yourself Jessica Rabbit, you have a lot to live up to.  I don’t know where Roger Rabbit falls on the UvT scale of 1-10 for men, but Jessica was bad for a cartoon.

So when these internet chicks think they are rocking some phenomenal curves, they hit themselves with the [...]

Yes.

Now we know where the baby Jesus came from.
-Brock

There are some new trends out there that are exclusively for Team Them.  They are everywhere but the worst is the mainstream growth of stripper classes.

Uh, excuse me, “pole dancing” classes.  All these spots are the same.  “Reclaim your feminine side!”, “learn how to be sexy for your husband”, “bring the spark back to your [...]

Meet Sophie Turner:
I know what you are thinking.  Brock, why are you hitting us with a standard issue blonde?  Who the hell is this chick.  Well if you don’t know, now you know.  Sophie is an Australian Supermodel and I knew there was a reason I always thought the Australians had good taste.  They appreciate [...]

What do you get when you mix a tropical location, a bunch of matching outfits, and a gaggle of women who look like they check the “other” box on their Census forms?
You get this:

There is something to be said for putting women in the same outfit, it makes them all look better.  The chick on [...]

When Lisa Raye hit the scene back in Players Ball, I assumed that she was damn near playing her own life story.  She was a really, really convincing stripper.  Now I am a black man, but I have never actually bought an issue of “Black Men” magazine.  But looking at this cover, I can’t reconcile [...]

I don’t know how I haven’t gotten here sooner, but Dania Ramirez is bad as hell.

And I’m not just saying that because she has an excellent side J game going.  I know I’ve seen her before, but that dress definitely made me bring her to your attention right now.

In my imagination, that J on my [...]

I got this video sent to me about a dozen times today with one simple instruction:
Watch this.
So now I give you the same instruction.
Watch This.

I only have one thing to say about that.

I’m gonna do my best to put that into UvT vision, but the whole damn thing is in UvT vision.
0:00 — Damn that [...]

Warning: You are at work.  You’re reading your favorite blog.  There is no technical nudity below…but you really don’t want to start arguing technicalities if someone walks by, do you?  So yeah, this is NSFW.
I don’t know about show business, but the ho business is rolling pretty strong right now.  Is this the new version [...]

Usually the tenets of Assology demand that I only discuss a certain type of ass.  Assology 101 covered the basics.  The Negative Arse, the Muffin Top, and the Athletic Ass, and the Stacked too tight in those jeans ass.  Assology 103 covered the Unexpected Ass…like Mena Suvari.  But Kim Kardashian just showed up in some [...]

According to my stats the top two searches are for “Nicki Minaj” and “Erykah Badu Ass”.  1. Now you know the kind of company you all keep.  2. I guess it is good to know why people like you.  Since I already covered Erykah’s tail piece a few days ago, I guess Nicki can get [...]

People on Twitter and hitting me on the email have been positively clamoring over the new Erykah Badu “Window Seat” video.  I was wondering why, and then I heard she got buck naked in it.

so you know I had to watch…

I don’t know about you, but I felt a little cheated by the blurryness.  Does [...]

Last week I posted a picture of Rosa Acosta and declared her the baddest chick out.  Us Versus Them nation agreed but wanted to make sure their voices were heard.  So they dropped their ideal ladies (and men) in the comments section.  Here is what the Us Versus Them loyalists had to say…
G the intern:
Christina [...]

I’ve got an epic post brewin’ that needs one more chart before I’m done.  Can’t make it happen until the morning, so I’m going to do what I always so in this situation.  Throw up a random bad chick.  What way you can’t really be mad at me, right?  The always pleasing, and runner up [...]

I know, I know.  Brock, what is up with the Rihanna obsession?  You named her UvT Lady of the year, you drop her on the site every three weeks, you even pumped her up for actual music.  Well I can’t help it.  She continues to impress and surprise.  Like this for instance.  She shows up [...]

If UvT existed in the late 90’s, I’m pretty sure every other day we would have been dropping these.

JLo was a force of nature.  I’m talking Diddy JLo, not Ben Affleck JLo and definitely not Mark Anthony JLo.  Can you take a moment to look at that picture up there?  I almost forgot about the [...]