Ut Oh, John Mayer is in trouble. This time he isn’t breaking the heart of Jennifer Anniston or Jessica Simpson. This time he’s doing an interview for Playboy and got a little loose. You see, John Mayer is actually a pretty funny guy. Unfortunately, when everyone thinks of John Mayer, they think of this guy.
Actually, [...]
Quiznos must be getting their asses kicked by the 5 Dollar Footlong at Subway because they are getting downright desperate. First, they introduce their “torpedo” sandwich for $4. Get it? They have a $5 sandwich, we have a $4 sandwich. Toasty! They started getting loose when they made their Torpedo ads into semi-homoerotic food porn. [...]
So I already told you about the perils of the Milf crew on Facebook. And since there is never a lack of supply of these ridiculous self styled “milf” pics, let me just go ahead and drop some more.
Ha, jeez, is she serious with the kid AND the pacifier? Yikes. Is that supposed to be [...]
You see the title; you know who the author is okay? I’m fed up hot dammit. Who in the world started telling fat biches they were sexy?
Now don’t get me wrong, when I say fat, I’m not talking about voluptuous or even a bit rotund. Truth is, I like a little thickness in a woman:
Can you say [...]
Didn’t Diddy tell this chick to mind her image that night in the office?
Now she’s out in the public streets swapping spit with a “I want to work for diddy” contestant errr fake lesbian, what gives?
Ohhhhh, that fully closed lipped kiss? Veeeeery passionate, sooooo sexy. I almost makes me want to jack errrr go on [...]
Dude, usually I’ll tell you that I don’t see these things, but some rat bastard hit me with a “look at this” link and I just went there, foolishly, and this is what I found:
Homey, all I can say is that Eliot Spitzer knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he got a 7 diamond, [...]
I don’t know if this is gay, or animal erotica, or what the hell it is. It’s not quite funny, it is kinda disgusting, although not as bad as whatever happened here, and I don’t quite know what to think of the family who taped it with kids clearly present…or how long this elephant was [...]
Remember Tay Zonday, the Chocolate Rain guy? Well, he’s back and trying to get paid.
Shilling Chocolate Cherry Dr. Pepper, getting covered in Chocolate? That’s crazy. At least they didn’t hit him with the chocolate 2 Girls 1 Cup style. Whoever was behind this was tight enough to preserve the joke, unlike all [...]
Aside from the fact that he’s got a brother named Chad (I never did understand that corny rhyming named twins thing) this cat Brad Womack, the Bachelor, has to go up there as one of the best reality stars ever.
For real dough, you just gotta etch his name in that Reality TV Stanley Cup right [...]
I took a lot of shit for my hard-hitting negative ass exposé from back in the day. Still, I pushed on because I really believe that it was and still is an important issue that has been largely ignored by the mainstream media.
(Negative arse syndrome, has it hurt you or someone you [...]
I guess I’m a little late to this twisted party, but this…uhhhhh…shit, is craaaaazy. So here’s the deal. You absolutely should not go to the website www.2girls1cup.com, found here. Seriously, don’t go. DEFINITELY DO NOT GO AT WORK, don’t go on your momma’s computer. Don’t go if your girlfriend is [...]
