Michael Phelps: From Breaststroke to Weed Smoke
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, February 2nd, 2009

I’m going to need some theme music on this one.

Yaaaaayyyyaaaaayyyyaaaahhheeeehay…smoke weeeed everyday!
Cameraphones are a mothaf*cka.  Damn, I’m sure Michael Phelps would have paid someone at least twice as much as News of the World paid for this picture to go ahead and hit that delete button on this one.  The Golden Boy Mike Phelps was [...]

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Shocker: Jamaican Track Stars Are Beginning to Get Busted For Drugs
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Wait, you can’t smash world records while jogging the last 15 meters in a 100 meter race, as you run sideways and order up some delicious ox tails?

Come on now.  I’m not saying all the Jamaicans were on performance enhancers, but didn’t it seem a bit odd to see so many of those cats getting [...]


Coach K did the damn thing
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

I don’t have much to say about this.  All I can express is that if K had not gotten the gold, it would have been a debacle.  But guess what?

It’s lovely and I love it.  Now it’s time for those recruits to come on in so the rest of the basketball world can come and [...]


Sexy Olympian of the Day: Lolo Jones
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

That’s right, it is time for another post with theme music.  Feel free to watch the video, but this isn’t all about the music.

This is about Lolo Jones.  First of all, I just love the name.

She also runs the hurdles. So she’s unusually in shape and flexible.  Sure, she had to gold wrapped up until [...]


Man Up Monday: Olympic Recap
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, August 25th, 2008

While I didn’t stay up until 2:30am EST (although I guess the start time of that game could have made some sense on the west coast) when Espana had it at four at the two and a half minute mark, I thought Man Up Monday was about to be for the “Redeem Team” and all [...]


UvT Olympics Update
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

I don’t know if my Tivo ain’t hittin’ right, or if there really isn’t anything on anywhere else in the world other than these Olympics on NBC, but ever since Michael Phelps and gymnastics ended, the Olympics aren’t giving me much anymore.  Honestly, I was in a sports bar this weekend getting my fantasy football [...]


Man Up Monday: Tyson Gay
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, August 18th, 2008

The Olympics are more than halfway over.  USA is still up in the medal count(although the Chinese would probably like to point out the fact they have more Gold medals – ignoring the fact that 16 of their total medals are in Badminton and Shooting).  You know America has been pushing their Olympic heroes in [...]


Michael Phelps is great, but he aint the best ever
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, August 18th, 2008

Michael Phelps has definitely earned all the accolades he’s received.  Sure, you can say he’s the best swimmer of all time and I’ll even hear arguments that he’s the best Olympian, but the best athlete?  Hells no.  Look, if I’m not mistaken, Phelps is from Baltimore, which means dude probably isn’t even the best athlete [...]


Michael Phelps is one Hungry MF’er
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, August 15th, 2008

MIchael Phelps is dominating in Beijing, and is now one of the most dominant Olympic athletes ever.  That would be great if anyone still cared about the Olympics.

I won’t lie, they guy is entertaining to watch.  It is fun to see someone dominate every single event he’s in.  Can you really be the best at [...]


Bush is an International Playa
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Is George Bush every going to leave the Olympics?  I know he’s basically a lame duck going into the November elections, but didn’t Russia just invade Georgia this week?  Even Condi Rice came off of vacay to try to help out.  Is anyone still putting $4 gas into their car?  Is he just hanging out [...]


Olympic Babes: Quest for Olympic Thickness Part 1
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Yeah, I know, I know, the 4 x 100 MEN’S swimming race was the best win thus far in the Olympics, no this year, no wait, EVER IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS.

Yeah… that was pretty good, I mean dude did walk that cat down in the final leg.  But at UvT, we care about something [...]


Euros get krunk with Olympic Torch
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, April 7th, 2008

This isn’t your standard UvT post, but I just kind of thought it was a bit interesting and kind of funny, really. I don’t know. I guess I’m just a weird cat who can find humor in anything, but this whole extinguish the Olympic flame thing is kind of funny to me.

To put [...]


ESPN needs to give Mercury Morris a full-time gig
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, December 29th, 2007

This cat Mercury Morris has some really hot rhetoric. He’s a hilarious cat and he’s really got those advanced oratory skills to match his natural comedic skill. I’ve been all over the web looking for the video of him undressing the NFL Countdown crew, especially Keyshawn (who I really like on that show [...]


Made in China? Watch yo ass…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

Damn China, I remember the good old days when America could get some good cheap toys, grade F dog food, and cheap clothes and sleep well at night. Now, we don’t know what the hell to do. First, you start killing dogs and cats with dysentery or some kind of BS in the [...]