Peta’s Dog Commercial Targets Biden
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

So Joe Biden went ahead and got his Vice Presidential Dog on.  His choice?

Damn, I guess he saw the reverse angle shot of Rudy Brock posted yesterday.  Anyway VP Biden went with the sturdy and dependable German Shepard.  Hard to argue with that.  He’s non-bitchy, strong and definitely can kick some arse if a sucker [...]

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Sarah Palin Hates Levi Johnston
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

….So of course, now we love him.  Nothing like a fresh can of white trash to start the morning off right.  Did you guys peep previous Republican good guy Levi “Imma Make an Honest Woman Outta Hurr” Johnston on the Tyra Banks (AHNT) show?  No?  Peep it:

haaaaaaaaa  Don’t you love Sarah Palin jumping out to [...]

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SURPRISE! Levi is no longer Nalin’ Bristol Palin
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, March 12th, 2009

LOL.  I love this.  Look, I’ve tried my damnedest to ignore, forget and really just leave the Palins alone.

I mean, after all, America spoke loudly on November 4th, so there’s really no reason to continue to talk about these hillbillies.

But let’s be clear, it’s been really hard because these hicks just give you so much [...]

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Barack Obama Gets His Grub On at Ben’s Chili Bowl
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

I know George Bush was supposed to be the President we could have a beer with.

Side note, do you trust a former alcoholic that slams non-alcoholic brew?  Isn’t that a little like R. Kelly banging out chicks that are over age but with no j’s and slim hips so they seem like they are illegal?  [...]

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Barack Obama is Getting Older By the Minute
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, January 9th, 2009

A report just came out that said that the US President is under so much stress that they age at a rate that is twice as fast as a normal person.  So they did an artists rendition of what they expect Barack Obama to look like at the end of his term.

Man Please!  Haven’t you [...]

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This Just In: Republicans are STILL Racist
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 29th, 2008

This should come as a shock to nobody, but the Republicans are still the party of the racists.

I’m not saying that they’re all racist, I’m just saying that racists feel most at home in the warm confines of the “Grand Ol’ Party” because half their platform is predicated on tricking losers like Joe the Plumber [...]

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Classic Material: Barack Obama
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 22nd, 2008

I’m asking cats to caption this perfectly hilarious pic of Rev. Al Sharpton and Barack Obama.  Mine is directly below:

“Yeah I think I feel you, but right now it’s imperative that I get on these greens”
Hilarious.  I mean, look at Reb Al’s face.  He’s got that “I know I shoulda endorsed you from jump” look [...]

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Dear Barack, ENOUGH with the Spam Money Emails
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

You won’t find a bigger Barack Obama fan than me.  Well, maybe there are a few:

But still, I’m a big Barack guy.  When the Republicans tried to prove that BO was a radical Muslim by showing his link to Reverend Wright, Barack wasn’t having it:

And when silly Old Mayne McCain tried to brand Barack as [...]

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Finally Something About Barack I Can’t Support
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

I thought Barack was Teflon as it relates to my support.  I mean, I truly felt like I won when homey went over the 270 mark back on Nov. 4th.  With that said, even I must now withdraw my support for Mr. Obama:

I dare anyone to say something positive about this display of f*kery.  Jeez.  [...]

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Obama Showed Hoops Skills on Election Day
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, November 10th, 2008

This is a pretty cool video of BO getting nice on the Chicago hardwood on Nov. 4th.

Oh, that behind the back dribble Barack laid on that cat was pretty nice.  Funny how Reggie Love had about as much of an impact in that pick-up game as he did for Duke over the years.  College Basketball [...]

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Hopefully My Last “Sarah Palin is an Idiot” Post
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, November 10th, 2008

I’ve tried my hardest not to talk about this broad, but she just won’t go away.  Not only did McCain’s campaign staffers say that “It was Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast,” but they also revealed that “Gobner” Palin didn’t know that Africa was a CONTINENT and not a nation.

I’m just saying.. [...]

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To the F’n Lions! Ralph Nader Calls President-Elect Obama an Uncle Tom…
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Now see.  People always asked “Is America Ready for a Black President,” and the answer appears to be YES!  But I don’t know if that’s the same for everyone.  Take Ralph Nader for instance.

I’m quite sure homey is well intentioned and yes, the current two party system doesn’t always properly serve or inform our democracy, [...]

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Election Night “Didn’t Get It”: Holograms?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, November 6th, 2008

So I’m at the crib last night watching Barack dominate McCain when someone slips in my copy of The Last Dragon.

Wait, Sho Nuff had the red glow:

Leroy had the yellow glow:

Who had the blue glow?  Vanity?

She had the glow all right, but not that kind of glow.  No, CNN decided election night was the time [...]

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Barack Obama Wins!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

One Question: What am I going to do with the three hours a day I was spending following politics?  Is the news going to start talking about shark attacks, the bird flu and the digital TV transition?
More later…
-Brock

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Vote Barack: Vote for CHANGE
Posted by Wall Street Rex | Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

So as a black man on Wall Street, Rex sees this campaign from multiple perspectives.  This is particularly true with respect to Barack’s now ubiquitous theme of ”CHANGE.”

For most, this theme has come to represent a change from the past policies and philosophies of the not so wise person we elected twice below:

A picture is worth a thousand [...]

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Republicans to Voters: “Don’t Vote Obama, He’s Black”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, November 3rd, 2008

In a development that should have surprised no one, the McCain Camp/Republicans went ahead with their last hope for victory: Race Baiting.  Peep it.

Lol.  That’s just one version of many different, “Obama is black, you are not” commercials by the GOP.  So much for giving John McCain credit for not playing the race card.  Come [...]


Perfect: Sarah Palin Gets Her Crank Yanked By Some Canadians
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, November 3rd, 2008

In her next to last official duty before giving her “I accept this Barack Obama sponsored ass whoopin” speech on Tuesday night, Sarah Palin got tricked into thinking she was talking to French President Nicolas Sarkozy on the phone:

Pretty crazy.  Is that how those interviews and calls work?  You just call up Sarah’s people, tell [...]

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This is a Public Service Announcement
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, October 31st, 2008

Here is some quick politics to carry you through the weekend.  Hollywood comes out for the Don’t Vote campaign.

-Brock

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Triple B Undercover
Posted by Triple B | Friday, October 31st, 2008

Behold The B is back!! But only for a second. I know I’ve been absent for a while but Triple B and his team have been undercover for UvT. We took it to the battleground state of Ohio. The state that has been the deciding factor in the last two elections to find out out [...]

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Barack to World Series Participants: “Make ‘Em Wait”
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, October 30th, 2008

“Make ‘Em Wait” – one of my favorite sayings.  It literally applies to all things that I come into contact with.  Anyway, I’m a political junkie and even I’m tired of this damn election.  Can Barack just go ahead and win it already?

Well, if there’s a sign that Barack is bigger than life, maybe it [...]

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It’s All Over Part 1: McCain vs. the ‘Rogue Diva,’ Sarah Palin?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 27th, 2008

I was talking to Brock today and informed him that I went ahead and secured ten slots at the swankiest of swank club in the City for election night.  “It’s gonna be a Barack Party,” I said.  His response?  “Wooord?”

You know what I’m saying?  Sheeeit.  Come on now.  Clearly, Brock knows better than to be [...]

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Stupid Yatch of the Year Award
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, October 27th, 2008

And no we didn’t miss this chick faking an attack by “a black guy” at an ATM machine who then hit her with “B” brand while running some pro Barack smack.

Right, because Obama supporters are violently running through the streets kicking ass en route to victory. And  what are the chances this chick went into [...]

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Presidential Election 2008: This Isn’t College Gameday People
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

I know Us Versus Them has been a little heavy on the politics lately, but not to worry there are only 12 days left and we will be back to the basics before you know it.

See, even when I try to get away, I can’t.  That’s Amber Lee Ettinger aka Obama Girl.
With the race heating [...]

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Rednecks For Obama!
Posted by Wall Street Rex | Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Be very clear . . . BARACK OBAMA IS THE BADDEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE PLANET EARTH!

Are you kidding me?  I had to read this sign like 10 times, then go the bathroom to flush my eyes, then come back and read it again before I believed what I was reading.  This is outstanding and [...]

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Terry Tate, Office Linebacker Returns
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, October 20th, 2008

The Terry Tate videos are still some of the funniest commercials ever.  Forget the fact that I still don’t know what the hell he is selling.  I just like the fact that he hits cats for not refilling the coffee “You kill the Joe, you makes some mo!”.
Well Terry is back, and this time he’s [...]

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