Apr
15
So Joe Biden went ahead and got his Vice Presidential Dog on. His choice?
Damn, I guess he saw the reverse angle shot of Rudy Brock posted yesterday. Anyway VP Biden went with the sturdy and dependable German Shepard. Hard to argue with that. He’s non-bitchy, strong and definitely can kick some arse if a sucker [...]
Tags: Where my dogs at?
Apr
7
….So of course, now we love him. Nothing like a fresh can of white trash to start the morning off right. Did you guys peep previous Republican good guy Levi “Imma Make an Honest Woman Outta Hurr” Johnston on the Tyra Banks (AHNT) show? No? Peep it:
haaaaaaaaa Don’t you love Sarah Palin jumping out to [...]
Tags: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston
Mar
12
LOL. I love this. Look, I’ve tried my damnedest to ignore, forget and really just leave the Palins alone.
I mean, after all, America spoke loudly on November 4th, so there’s really no reason to continue to talk about these hillbillies.
But let’s be clear, it’s been really hard because these hicks just give you so much [...]
Tags: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, Levi Johnston dumps Bristol Palin, Nalin Palin, Nalin Palyn
Jan
13
I know George Bush was supposed to be the President we could have a beer with.
Side note, do you trust a former alcoholic that slams non-alcoholic brew? Isn’t that a little like R. Kelly banging out chicks that are over age but with no j’s and slim hips so they seem like they are illegal? [...]
Tags: Barack Obama, Ben's Chili Bowl, President Obama
Jan
9
A report just came out that said that the US President is under so much stress that they age at a rate that is twice as fast as a normal person. So they did an artists rendition of what they expect Barack Obama to look like at the end of his term.
Man Please! Haven’t you [...]
Tags: Old Obama, President Bush, President Obama, Presidents Aging in Office
Dec
29
This should come as a shock to nobody, but the Republicans are still the party of the racists.
I’m not saying that they’re all racist, I’m just saying that racists feel most at home in the warm confines of the “Grand Ol’ Party” because half their platform is predicated on tricking losers like Joe the Plumber [...]
Tags: Chip Saltsman is racist, racist republicans
Dec
22
I’m asking cats to caption this perfectly hilarious pic of Rev. Al Sharpton and Barack Obama. Mine is directly below:
“Yeah I think I feel you, but right now it’s imperative that I get on these greens”
Hilarious. I mean, look at Reb Al’s face. He’s got that “I know I shoulda endorsed you from jump” look [...]
Tags: Al Sharpton and Barack Obama
Dec
16
You won’t find a bigger Barack Obama fan than me. Well, maybe there are a few:
But still, I’m a big Barack guy. When the Republicans tried to prove that BO was a radical Muslim by showing his link to Reverend Wright, Barack wasn’t having it:
And when silly Old Mayne McCain tried to brand Barack as [...]
Tags: Barack Obama emails are nonstop, Barack Obama's emails to supporters, Obama spam
Dec
3
I thought Barack was Teflon as it relates to my support. I mean, I truly felt like I won when homey went over the 270 mark back on Nov. 4th. With that said, even I must now withdraw my support for Mr. Obama:
I dare anyone to say something positive about this display of f*kery. Jeez. [...]
Tags: Barack Obama, Obama nails, terrible Obama
Nov
10
This is a pretty cool video of BO getting nice on the Chicago hardwood on Nov. 4th.
Oh, that behind the back dribble Barack laid on that cat was pretty nice. Funny how Reggie Love had about as much of an impact in that pick-up game as he did for Duke over the years. College Basketball [...]
Tags: Barack Obama basketball, Barack plays hoops on election day
Nov
10
I’ve tried my hardest not to talk about this broad, but she just won’t go away. Not only did McCain’s campaign staffers say that “It was Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast,” but they also revealed that “Gobner” Palin didn’t know that Africa was a CONTINENT and not a nation.
I’m just saying.. [...]
Tags: Bristol Palin sex tape, Sarah Palin Africa, Sarah Palin didn't know Africa was a continent, Sarah Palin is an idiot, Sarah Palin Wack Job, Sarah Palin whack job, Wasilla hillbillies
Nov
6
Now see. People always asked “Is America Ready for a Black President,” and the answer appears to be YES! But I don’t know if that’s the same for everyone. Take Ralph Nader for instance.
I’m quite sure homey is well intentioned and yes, the current two party system doesn’t always properly serve or inform our democracy, [...]
Tags: fuck ralph nader, Nilla Please, ralph nader barack obama uncle tom, ralph nader is an asshole, Ralph Nader uncle tom comment
Nov
6
So I’m at the crib last night watching Barack dominate McCain when someone slips in my copy of The Last Dragon.
Wait, Sho Nuff had the red glow:
Leroy had the yellow glow:
Who had the blue glow? Vanity?
She had the glow all right, but not that kind of glow. No, CNN decided election night was the time [...]
Tags: CNN, Hologram, Star Wars, Vida Guerra
Nov
5
One Question: What am I going to do with the three hours a day I was spending following politics? Is the news going to start talking about shark attacks, the bird flu and the digital TV transition?
More later…
-Brock
Tags: President Barack Obama
Nov
4
So as a black man on Wall Street, Rex sees this campaign from multiple perspectives. This is particularly true with respect to Barack’s now ubiquitous theme of ”CHANGE.”
For most, this theme has come to represent a change from the past policies and philosophies of the not so wise person we elected twice below:
A picture is worth a thousand [...]
Tags: 2008 Presidential Election, Al Sharpton, Barack Obama, Black President, Jesse Jackson, Presidential Election 2008
Nov
3
In a development that should have surprised no one, the McCain Camp/Republicans went ahead with their last hope for victory: Race Baiting. Peep it.
Lol. That’s just one version of many different, “Obama is black, you are not” commercials by the GOP. So much for giving John McCain credit for not playing the race card. Come [...]
Nov
3
In her next to last official duty before giving her “I accept this Barack Obama sponsored ass whoopin” speech on Tuesday night, Sarah Palin got tricked into thinking she was talking to French President Nicolas Sarkozy on the phone:
Pretty crazy. Is that how those interviews and calls work? You just call up Sarah’s people, tell [...]
Tags: Fuck Palin, Fuck Sarah Palin
Oct
31
Here is some quick politics to carry you through the weekend. Hollywood comes out for the Don’t Vote campaign.
-Brock
Tags: 2008 Presidential Election, Barack Obama, Don't Vote, John McCain
Oct
31
Behold The B is back!! But only for a second. I know I’ve been absent for a while but Triple B and his team have been undercover for UvT. We took it to the battleground state of Ohio. The state that has been the deciding factor in the last two elections to find out out [...]
Tags: 2008 Presidential Election, Barack Obama, John McCain, Racist, Racists, Sarah Palin
Oct
30
“Make ‘Em Wait” – one of my favorite sayings. It literally applies to all things that I come into contact with. Anyway, I’m a political junkie and even I’m tired of this damn election. Can Barack just go ahead and win it already?
Well, if there’s a sign that Barack is bigger than life, maybe it [...]
Tags: Phillies Win World Series
Oct
27
I was talking to Brock today and informed him that I went ahead and secured ten slots at the swankiest of swank club in the City for election night. “It’s gonna be a Barack Party,” I said. His response? “Wooord?”
You know what I’m saying? Sheeeit. Come on now. Clearly, Brock knows better than to be [...]
Tags: McCain vs. Palin, Palin vs. McCain
Oct
27
And no we didn’t miss this chick faking an attack by “a black guy” at an ATM machine who then hit her with “B” brand while running some pro Barack smack.
Right, because Obama supporters are violently running through the streets kicking ass en route to victory. And what are the chances this chick went into [...]
Tags: Dumb bitch
Oct
23
I know Us Versus Them has been a little heavy on the politics lately, but not to worry there are only 12 days left and we will be back to the basics before you know it.
See, even when I try to get away, I can’t. That’s Amber Lee Ettinger aka Obama Girl.
With the race heating [...]
Tags: 2008 Presidential Election, Barack Obama, College ameday, John McCain, Riots, Rivalry
Oct
23
Be very clear . . . BARACK OBAMA IS THE BADDEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE PLANET EARTH!
Are you kidding me? I had to read this sign like 10 times, then go the bathroom to flush my eyes, then come back and read it again before I believed what I was reading. This is outstanding and [...]
Tags: 2008 Presidential Election, Barack Obama, Rednecks for Obama
Oct
20
The Terry Tate videos are still some of the funniest commercials ever. Forget the fact that I still don’t know what the hell he is selling. I just like the fact that he hits cats for not refilling the coffee “You kill the Joe, you makes some mo!”.
Well Terry is back, and this time he’s [...]
Tags: Katie Couric Interview, Sarah Palin, Terry Tate office Linebacker, Vote