I guess it’s true what they say, when it rains, it hurricanes.  A Rod just got outed for f*cking with hoes.

Look, the more I reset it back to Ashley Dupre, the more I realize that she really was a decent piece of tail for Eliot.  Let’s review a bit.

haaaaa, boy, this was back in the [...]

I’m not sure what in the hell is going on in Alex Rodriguez’ mind, but I KNOW this aint gonna help his “Roid assisted, gimpy hip, impacted post game get any better.

Homey, get your sh*t together.  There are women and children reading this blog.  Yikes.  The only cat I could find to say this was [...]

Ha, now why do all my posts start out with laughter?  Anyway, you know how you hear something from a family member or a friend and as soon as you hear it you say to yourself, “figures”..  I mean, it’s something that was already in your head, but you just got that confirmation and you [...]

Now I won’t lie, things looked a bit dicey for a second there.

But in the end, all the fellas in that clubhouse manned up and got it done.  It was good to see Dustin “3 feet high and rising” Pedroia finally get the damn thing done.  And by the way, I’ve seen that cat in [...]

I’ve been away from the game for a second, but I’m starting to believe that everything is just going crazy out here. First off, Britney Spears actually looks good in these bikini shots.

Damn, I thought I was ready for Brit to go away, but looking at these pics brings me back to a better [...]

Only something this intriguing could motivate me to actually do my job this morning.  Oh yes, if you believe the reports, that Madonna and A-Rod sex tape (how crazy does that sound) is officially being shopped by some voyeur slug for a cool $2mil as we speak.

What’s crazy is that at this point Madonna really [...]

I love America.  You ask people how they feel about immigration and they are willing to build a wall across the entire Mexican border.  Not the Canadian border mind you, those are nothing more than French speaking white people up there, they must be cool, just the Mexicans…and Haitians…and Cubans who don’t look like Elian [...]

Ok, that is the one and ONLY Wyclef reference you’ll ever get out of me. Yes, that was my ode to “Maria, Maria.” By the way, what exactly did Clef do in that song if ole boy was singing and Carlos Santana was playing the guitar… Somehow uttering “East Coast, West Coast” doesn’t [...]

Behind the bat of Mike Lowell and pitching of a resurgent Jon Lester the Sox wrapped up their sweep of the Colorado Rockies tonight with a score of 4-3.

(Mike Lowell’s a monster, for him everyday is Halloween)

(Just give me the light…)
Manny Delcarmen gave up a one run homer in the 7th inning, and Okajima gave [...]

Oooohhhhweeeee, it is heating up in the Bronx. A-Rod’s wife, Cynthia …uhhhh… Rod was spotted wearing a white Stripper-beater with the words “Fu*k You written across the back.

She looks pissed too. You know the shave your face and cut your hair Yankees do not like it though.
In other news, ARod did get a [...]

Alex Rodriguez ended a hard-fought weekend series against the rival Boston Red Sox with a tiebreaking homer in the ninth inning to lift the Yanks over the Sawks 6-5.

 
When asked about the monster solo shot and all the criticism he’s taken of late, A-Rod credited his unconventional preparation in the previous week:
“Truth be told, it [...]

Last week everyone heard about Alex and his escapades with ole “Not Mrs. A-rod” aka Joslyn Morse the October 2001 Playboy washout and ex Scores stripper. But the REAL story, at least around here at Us v. Them concerned Alex Rodriguez’ horrible ass gear — not to mention that of his pissed-off wife piece. [...]