Mar
8
I can’t hate on Syracuse basketball. It is hard to be the #1 team in the country. Everyone is gunning for you, everyone gives you their best shot, if you lose on someone else’s floor you get the automatic floor rush from the students.
That feeling sucks. Well Syracuse got a great first half [...]
Tags: ACC Basketball, Basketball, Go to Hell Carolina, Kyle Kuric, Man Up Monday, Sports, Syracuse
Mar
5
Lake was a little disappointed when Duke didn’t land Harrison Barnes. That is when he got off this gem.
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Is anyone shocked here? No. Clearly when Hendo busted out for Not Senior Year at Duke, John Wall knew he had to go to UK. And why not. He can contend for a title there and nobody, [...]
Tags: ACC Basketball, Coach K, Duke Basketball
Aug
13
I blame Christian Laettner. This picture pretty much sums up my opinion of Greg Paulus’ defensive ability during his tenure at Duke.
Dammit. War baby Curry in 2010-11.
-Brock
Tags: Duke Basketball, Duke Blue Devils, Greg Paulus, The fall of Duke Basketball
Aug
10
When the “LeBron Dunk Tape” from the Nike camps was first announced, it sounded like LeBron really caught an L. When the real tape came out though it wasn’t that bad. Everyone gets dunked on. But this joint right here, as actually pretty bad. Incoming Kentucky freshman John Wall, shakes a dude on the perimeter [...]
Tags: College Basketball, Hoops, John Wall dunks on Jerry Stackhouse, Kentucky Basketball
May
9
….someone cue up Heartless by Kanye.
Jesus. Not that this is a shocker to anyone, but Gerald Henderson has made his “No more drama” initiative final and signed with an agent. Now, that’s pretty much slow signing and flower bringing time for Duke Hoops.
(shouts to Nickel Plated Bama)
I mean, imagine what this team will be like [...]
Apr
21
Showing that he can read a recruiting report and watch a McDonald’s All-American game as easily as anyone else, Gerald Henderson has reportedly made the decision to forgo his senior year at Duke and try his luck in the NBA lottery.
From the looks of his face, it looked like a gut wrenching decision. Nah, look, [...]
Tags: Gerald Henderson Enters the NBA draft, Gerald Henderson is a monster
Mar
27
Duke got their asses Druuuuuuuuuug, the hell up out of the spot by Nova last night. I mean, I think we got one open shot all night. The CBS feed I was watching cut away from the game we were getting so blown out. I mean did we reallywant Lance Thomas to have the ball [...]
Tags: Duke Basketball, March Madness
Mar
18
Lake dropped the “Kutter 2″ on you yesterday. But everyone is getting into the shoe game. I’m a Nike guy myself. So in honor of March Madness, let’s roll that Coach K.
Thank God they finally upgraded the Blue Devil. The old school, big headed, soft Blue Devil was terrible. True story, I ripped the goatee [...]
Tags: Coach K, Custom Shoes, Duke Basketball, Duke Blue Devils, Nike Ad, Nike iD
Mar
16
The brackets are set. The conference championships are over. Every loss from this point forward sends your ass packing. Which is kinda dangerous, because with the exception of Louisville, Memphis and, ahem…the Duke Blue Devils, every single Team in the Top 10 caught it in the jaw.
#1 Carolina Tarheels? Peaced out to barely in the [...]
Tags: College Basketball, Final Four, Man Up Monday, March Madness, NCAA Final Four
Feb
25
Well, the thugz from College Park did what they do.
They had their fully audible “Fuck You Singler” chants (because you gotta keep it classy at U of Murrland), they hit ridiculous three pointers they can only muster in the role of spoiler, they got Gerald Henderson’s nizzuts scrapped across their faces, they road Jon Scheyer’s [...]
Tags: duke beats maryland, Gary Williams Sucks, Maryland Sucks, Terps suck
Feb
23
Damn, it really is hard to be on top. It is so hard, that no one can stay up there for more than about a week. In fact, lately the squads have been losing on Tuesday, right after they get the #1 ranking. This week the UCONN Huskies took that L. Not only did they [...]
Tags: Blake Griffin, College Basketball, Man Up Monday, March Madness
Feb
19
Sean Williams plays for the New Jersey nets and is a former player at Boston College. He had a little run in with the law and got banned from campus. Here is the story from ESPN. I just like how his file picture has a look on his face that just screams “this is some [...]
Tags: Duke Basketball, Jail, NBA Basketball, Sean Williams Arrested, Sports
Feb
12
I got a bunch of ridiculous texts, emails and facebook messages letting me know that Duke lost the game. Oh really? Like I wasn’t watching.
But I must say, the fellas made it interesting in the first half. Then it all went wrong.
And it doesn’t help when our guys are clowning around either:
Eh, it’s not really [...]
Feb
5
It was hard to watch, but Duke caught an ass whooping unlike anything I’ve ever seen since I’ve been watching Duke Basketball. They got drug the F*ck out the gym by TWENTY SEVEN against Clemson!
To say I don’t get it is an understatement. My sources tell me that the fellas are going to be at [...]
Tags: Duke gets blown out at Clemson
Feb
2
Damn BJ. I guess all that junk you were talking was just that. Georges St. Pierre really just broke you down and made it look like you were never in the fight. Embarassing really. After all of that “GSP is a quitter” and “I have more heart” rhetoric, you didn’t answer the bell in the [...]
Tags: ACC Basketball, BJ Penn, Duke, Georges St. Pierre, GSP, Wake Forest
Jan
26
Man I was out in those streets Friday night, so with the Duke vs. Terps game hitting the flatscreen at 12 noon on Saturday, I almost didn’t answer the bell. I pulled it together expecting a battle for the ages. I wanted to see this:
Instead, I saw one of the most one sided beatdowns that [...]
Tags: ACC Basketball, ACC Hoops, Duke Basketball, Gary Williams Sucks, Man Up Monday, Maryland Basketball sucks, Maryland Sucks
Jan
17
I know yall haters caught that Duke over Gtown game.
As we say up in NY, “it’s lovey and I love it”.. That G. Hendo was on FIRE and over all, the cats really did a nilla proud. How about the reemergence of Greg Paulus? Haa Pauly gettin his man.
No question. And not too surprisngly, Mr. [...]
Dec
6
Look, it’s a long season and Michigan is improved, but Duke just folded on Saturday like a team that really thought they were poised to stroll their way into the final four.
We could have used a bit more of this brand of heart of fire from the fellas and Mr. McCurl. Funny, those Michigan backdoor [...]
Tags: Duke loses to Michigan
Dec
1
Yo, I’m just sitting here watching Georgetown beat the living hell out of these hapless Murrrlan Terps and it just brings a smile to my face.
I know, I know, after that win against Michigan State all you thugs with books actually thought you’d have a good year.
Sure, let’s take a look at starting five, shall [...]
Tags: ACC Basketball, ACC Hoops, Braxton Dupree, Gary Williams Sucks, Georgetown Basketball, Georgetown blows out Maryland Basketball, Greivis Vasquez, Maryland Sucks, Sean Mosley, Terps suck
Nov
11
It’s finally here. The start of the Duke errr College Basketball season.
Duke beat up on, and I’m not making this up, the “Blue Hose,” pronounced “Blue Hoes” of Presbyterian College tonight. Lol. I couldn’t believe it myself. I mean, come on now. Blue Hoes? I don’t care how long it’s been your traditional mascot, you [...]
Tags: Duke Basketball funny, Duke Basketball humor, Duke beats the Presbyterian Blue Hoes, Duke Beats the Presbyterian Blue Hose, Go Duke, Presbyterian Blue Hose, Presbyterian Blue Hose funny
Apr
8
HEY EVERYBODY, Roy Williams wants you to know something, he just loooooooooves KU, Lawrence and the Jayhawks Fans so much that he just happned to rock that ridiculous Kansas Jayhawks sticker/pin or whatever last night on National TV. Not that anybody was going to see it or anything. No way a “classy guy” like Roy [...]
Apr
1
Not that it’s a huge deal on the court, but why in the hell is Taylor King leaving Duke?
What, he’s too tall for our system or something? This makes no sense at all. What the fuck is going on in Durham? It seems like every single year a high profile player leaves. [...]
Mar
21
Oh yeah, all those cats I like to call “Dook Fans,” meaning people who claim to “hate Dook” but actually know more about Duke Basketball than they do their own teams, really thought they had something. Can’t you just imagine watching them as Belmont took the lead? I mean, pure joy and ecstasy [...]
Mar
14
Hilarious. Break out the co-eds and chicken waaangs, Murrland is coming home.
I told you Murrland fans that you didn’t have the players, coaching and nizzuts for this here season.
And all the smack talking haters on this blog just had so much to say early on. Slowly but surely, we stopped hearing from them [...]
Mar
13
To all my loyal Terp fan readers, I’m sorry this post took me four days to complete.
It’s not that I wanted to neglect you, it’s just that every time I tried to write it, I ended up laughing so hysterically that I couldn’t complete it.
Now, unlike others, I love to be the one to [...]