The Champ is Here! Duke Blue Devils
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Somewhere a fire burns on West campus, tomorrow morning there will not be a single scrap of a wood bench left on campus because Duke has won the national championship.

Damn it feels good to be a Blue Devil right now.  I’m not going to lie, I didn’t expect a championship out of this team.  I [...]

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Man Up Monday: Syracuse Basketball – Kyle Kuric Gets Loose!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 8th, 2010

I can’t hate on Syracuse basketball. It is hard to be the #1 team in the country. Everyone is gunning for you, everyone gives you their best shot, if you lose on someone else’s floor you get the automatic floor rush from the students.

That feeling sucks.  Well Syracuse got a great first half [...]

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Lost Lake Files: Another Day Another Blue Devils Recruit Picks Not Duke
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, March 5th, 2010

Lake was a little disappointed when Duke didn’t land Harrison Barnes.  That is when he got off this gem.
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Is anyone shocked here?  No.  Clearly when Hendo busted out for Not Senior Year at Duke, John Wall knew he had to go to UK.  And why not.  He can contend for a title there and nobody, [...]

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That Ain’t Right: Why Does the World Hate Duke?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, August 13th, 2009

I blame Christian Laettner.  This picture pretty much sums up my opinion of Greg Paulus’ defensive ability during his tenure at Duke.

Dammit.  War baby Curry in 2010-11.
-Brock

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That Ain’t Right: See This is What LeBron Was Worried About
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, August 10th, 2009

When the “LeBron Dunk Tape” from the Nike camps was first announced, it sounded like LeBron really caught an L.  When the real tape came out though it wasn’t that bad.  Everyone gets dunked on.  But this joint right here, as actually pretty bad.  Incoming Kentucky freshman John Wall, shakes a dude on the perimeter [...]

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It’s Official: Gerald Henderson is Gone
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, May 9th, 2009

….someone cue up Heartless by Kanye.

Jesus.  Not that this is a shocker to anyone, but Gerald Henderson has made his “No more drama” initiative final and signed with an agent.  Now, that’s pretty much slow signing and flower bringing time for Duke Hoops.

(shouts to Nickel Plated Bama)
I mean, imagine what this team will be like [...]


Duke-K Fiasco: Henderson Bolts for the League
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Showing that he can read a recruiting report and watch a McDonald’s All-American game as easily as anyone else, Gerald Henderson has reportedly made the decision to forgo his senior year at Duke and try his luck in the NBA lottery.

From the looks of his face, it looked like a gut wrenching decision.  Nah, look, [...]

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The Post You’ve All Been Waiting For…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, March 27th, 2009

Duke got their asses Druuuuuuuuuug, the hell up out of the spot by Nova last night.  I mean, I think we got one open shot all night.  The CBS feed I was watching cut away from the game we were getting so blown out.  I mean did we reallywant Lance Thomas to have the ball [...]

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Everyone Is Making A Shoe These Days!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Lake dropped the “Kutter 2″ on you yesterday.  But everyone is getting into the shoe game.  I’m a Nike guy myself.  So in honor of March Madness, let’s roll that Coach K.

Thank God they finally upgraded the Blue Devil.  The old school, big headed, soft Blue Devil was terrible.  True story, I ripped the goatee [...]

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Man Up Monday: #1 Teams…AGAIN!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 16th, 2009

The brackets are set.  The conference championships are over.  Every loss from this point forward sends your ass packing.  Which is kinda dangerous, because with the exception of Louisville, Memphis and, ahem…the Duke Blue Devils, every single Team in the Top 10 caught it in the jaw.
#1 Carolina Tarheels?  Peaced out to barely in the [...]

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Yawn: Duke Beats Maryland Terps….AGAIN!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Well, the thugz from College Park did what they do.

They had their fully audible “Fuck You Singler” chants (because you gotta keep it classy at U of Murrland), they hit ridiculous three pointers they can only muster in the role of spoiler, they got Gerald Henderson’s nizzuts scrapped across their faces, they road Jon Scheyer’s [...]

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Man Up Monday: College Basketball #1 Seeds
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Damn, it really is hard to be on top.  It is so hard, that no one can stay up there for more than about a week.  In fact, lately the squads have been losing on Tuesday, right after they get the #1 ranking.  This week the UCONN Huskies took that L.  Not only did they [...]

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NJ Nets Player Sean Williams Arrested After Duke Game!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Sean Williams plays for the New Jersey nets and is a former player at Boston College.  He had a little run in with the law and got banned from campus.  Here is the story from ESPN.  I just like how his file picture has a look on his face that just screams “this is some [...]

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Duke Goes Out the Backdoor, Loses to UNC
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, February 12th, 2009

I got a bunch of ridiculous texts, emails and facebook messages letting me know that Duke lost the game.  Oh really?  Like I wasn’t watching.

But I must say, the fellas made it interesting in the first half.  Then it all went wrong.

And it doesn’t help when our guys are clowning around either:

Eh, it’s not really [...]


Duke is Disgraced in Littlejohn
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, February 5th, 2009

It was hard to watch, but Duke caught an ass whooping unlike anything I’ve ever seen since I’ve been watching Duke Basketball. They got drug the F*ck out the gym by TWENTY SEVEN against Clemson!

To say I don’t get it is an understatement.  My sources tell me that the fellas are going to be at [...]

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Man Up Monday: BJ Penn and Wake Forest
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Damn BJ.  I guess all that junk you were talking was just that.  Georges St. Pierre really just broke you down and made it look like you were never in the fight.  Embarassing really.  After all of that “GSP is a quitter” and “I have more heart” rhetoric, you didn’t answer the bell in the [...]

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Man Up Monday: Maryland Terrapins
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, January 26th, 2009

Man I was out in those streets Friday night, so with the Duke vs. Terps game hitting the flatscreen at 12 noon on Saturday, I almost didn’t answer the bell.  I pulled it together expecting a battle for the ages.  I wanted to see this:

Instead, I saw one of the most one sided beatdowns that [...]

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Duke beats Georgetown
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, January 17th, 2009

I know yall haters caught that Duke over Gtown game.

As we say up in NY, “it’s lovey and I love it”..  That G. Hendo was on FIRE and over all, the cats really did a nilla proud.  How about the reemergence of Greg Paulus?  Haa  Pauly gettin his man.

No question.  And not too surprisngly, Mr. [...]


Debacle in Ann Arbor: Duke 73, Michigan 81
Posted by Lake Arlington | Saturday, December 6th, 2008

Look, it’s a long season and Michigan is improved, but Duke just folded on Saturday like a team that really thought they were poised to stroll their way into the final four.

We could have used a bit more of this brand of heart of fire from the fellas and Mr. McCurl.  Funny, those Michigan backdoor [...]

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This Just In: Maryland Terps Basketball Still Sucks!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, December 1st, 2008

Yo, I’m just sitting here watching Georgetown beat the living hell out of these hapless Murrrlan Terps and it just brings a smile to my face.

I know, I know, after that win against Michigan State all you thugs with books actually thought you’d have a good year.

Sure, let’s take a look at starting five, shall [...]

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Duke Up, ‘Hose’ Down!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

It’s finally here.  The start of the Duke errr College Basketball season.

Duke beat up on, and I’m not making this up, the “Blue Hose,” pronounced “Blue Hoes” of Presbyterian College tonight.  Lol.  I couldn’t believe it myself.  I mean, come on now.  Blue Hoes?  I don’t care how long it’s been your traditional mascot, you [...]

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Ok, I get it: Roy Williams Loves Kansas
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

HEY EVERYBODY, Roy Williams wants you to know something, he just loooooooooves KU, Lawrence and the Jayhawks Fans so much that he just happned to rock that ridiculous Kansas Jayhawks sticker/pin or whatever last night on National TV. Not that anybody was going to see it or anything. No way a “classy guy” like Roy [...]

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WTF? Now Taylor King is transferring?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Not that it’s a huge deal on the court, but why in the hell is Taylor King leaving Duke?

What, he’s too tall for our system or something? This makes no sense at all. What the fuck is going on in Durham? It seems like every single year a high profile player leaves. [...]

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Belmont Fans & Duke Haters Almost Had One
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, March 21st, 2008

Oh yeah, all those cats I like to call “Dook Fans,” meaning people who claim to “hate Dook” but actually know more about Duke Basketball than they do their own teams, really thought they had something. Can’t you just imagine watching them as Belmont took the lead? I mean, pure joy and ecstasy [...]


Can You Say Bubble Burst? Maryland’s Season is OVA!!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, March 14th, 2008

Hilarious. Break out the co-eds and chicken waaangs, Murrland is coming home.

I told you Murrland fans that you didn’t have the players, coaching and nizzuts for this here season.

And all the smack talking haters on this blog just had so much to say early on. Slowly but surely, we stopped hearing from them [...]


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