Now see?  24 Hours ago, Adam Lambert from American Idol dropped his new album cover (which I thought was keeping it a little too real) and now this.  So Adam Lambert is in Details Magazine, which I’m pretty damn sure is a gay mag, gone closet gay mag (their claim is that any mans magazine [...]

I only like American Idol for the jokes, the scandals and the people who can’t actually sing.  But we did talk about the worst kept secret in American Idol history (besides the fact that Paula is crazy), that Adam Lambert like the boys.  People wanted to deny it all the way until he started showing [...]

Now see, every once in a while we have to remind you why you choose to roll with Us and why we’re better than Them.  Your boys Brock and Lake called it the minute we heard that there was a younger, hotter, more talented, version of Paula known as Kara Dioguardi.

Yeah, the fix has been in [...]

When I saw they were adding a fourth judge to American Idol this season, I saw a chick with dark hair and thought nothing more than “Insurance Policy in case Paula goes crazy”.  Honestly, she didn’t add that much.  UNTIL LAST NIGHT.  Look, American Idol is only good when people are making complete jackasses of [...]

I’ve always said that American Idol was rigged.

Some of my friends, don’t think so, but they still put their teeth under their pillows for the Easter Bunny too.  At any rate, I’m watching the American Idol finale with the lady and I see them announce Kris Allen as the winner.

Ha  What?  Kris Allen can’t hold [...]

Anyone who has watched American Idol over the past few years knew Paula was a damn drug addict.

Well now it all comes out: Paula admits she was flying high on some wild Chinese meds (uhh, I think the kids call that OPIUM) and lidocaine.

Look, anyone who has dealt with a druggie knows one thing, when [...]

YOOOOOOOOOOO, yall gotta watch this.  This is HILARIOUS.  Wait for that breakdown….

“Uhn, Uhn, Uhn, Uhn, ReeeeeeeeMeeeks, boom, fasa, fasa!!!!”  Haaa  Jesus.  This joint has me in tears!  And I know you low down dirty cats saw that extra shimmer and shake on that backside too.  haa  Forget the slow wine…she had the SA version of [...]

I almost forgot that every season of American Idol comes with a subplot.  Prior arrests, previous singing career, and my favorite, the old “modeling” pictures.  My favorite is still Ms. Antonella Barba.

Not only does she look good standing in a fountain.  We also found out that American Idol wasn’t the first time that she rocked [...]

I tuned into American Idol last night for my standard yearly “hear the sad suckers try to sing” exercise.

No joke, my dog literally started barking in no particular direction when some fool tried to hook up some completely off key Bon Jovi.

At any rate, what I discovered is pretty much the same thing the American [...]

In a move that ones of people have been waiting for since seeing Clay Aiken for the first time on American Idol 6 years ago, Clay Aiken finally came out of the closet.

In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, Lake is hungover, and my stacks are bigger than yours.  Oh and by [...]

I have to admit.  I didn’t get with the last season of American Idol.  It is really all beginning to run together to me.  Especially since they don’t seem to be star makers anymore.  There aren’t any Kelly Clarksons or Carrie Underwoods out there.  Daughtry did his thing, but he wasn’t even a finalist.  I’ll [...]

These Bulgarian cats are hilarious. Look at this cat getting his MJ on.

I don’t know what’s worse, this dude’s singing, dancing and overall version of MJ inspired English or the fact that the entire audience was clapping off beat.

Unfortunately, Randy didn’t get that at all, it wasn’t really good for him and he wasn’t [...]

This joint is right.

By the way, did you guys peep that Bulgarian Paula? Dammit, I didn’t know the Eastern Block could bring it like that.
- Lake

Here is a real conversation earlier today at Us Versus Them headquarters.
Brock: Did you hear that the Hispanic cat on American Idol was a stripper in a gay male strip club?
Lake: Nooooooo. The little guy with the lipstick?

B: Nah, not him…the other dude. Taller guy.
L: Ohhhhh, true. The crazy [...]

Aaaahhhhh, American Idol Season. Sure, you get the basics, the people who can’t sing, the obligatory swishy black males, and the cut down to the top 24. That isn’t my favorite part. I love the AI scandal. You know, the ex-cons, the crazies, the scandalous my space pages. Well, now [...]

I was just talking to Lake this morning in our production meeting about last night’s American Idol. His comment was how happy he was that they finally had some comedy. Then I had to bring up something that has been bothering me since Season 1, “boy, American Idol brings out the gay black man like [...]

And Low this cat is. Hey, this dude is pretty indicative of the terrible talent we’ve seen on American Idol this year. And by terrible talent I mean cats who can’t sing, but also aren’t really funny.

I mean, homey started laughing in the middle. I can’t lie though, it was funny when [...]

I know I am. And for all you true fans of the show, I know you’re amped that the season starts tonight:

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I meant:

Hey, I know the show is a little bit cat and the concept is completely played, but American Idol is my Reality TV crack and I’m ready to smoke it up [...]

Remember Tay Zonday, the Chocolate Rain guy? Well, he’s back and trying to get paid.

Shilling Chocolate Cherry Dr. Pepper, getting covered in Chocolate? That’s crazy.  At least they didn’t hit him with the chocolate 2 Girls 1 Cup style.  Whoever was behind this was tight enough to preserve the joke, unlike all [...]

I’m not that rock n’ roll dude. I leave that to my man Lake, but I….errrrr…my lady was watching American Idol last night and I saw last seasons favorite (and best seller) Chris Daughtry hit the stage. I mean this man almost (but not quite) made me buy a rock CD and listen [...]

Melinda, you were solid the whole time, why did you get kicked out?

Yeah, I don’t know either….did you ask Ryan?

Still shrugging those shoulders, you don’t know anything do you?

Fine…I tried, you just gonna keep shrugging me off huh? There was only one reason I watched this season anyway….hoping that Sanjaya’s sister, Shyamali Malakar would [...]

A not so shocker occurred last night as Lakeisha Jones got axed American Idol.

Hate to say this, but good! First, American Idol can’t look completely like a Source Awards knock-off and let’s just keep it real, 4 contestants, 3 black women and Blake…. A sister had to go. “Keisher” probably should have [...]