If UvT existed in the late 90’s, I’m pretty sure every other day we would have been dropping these.

JLo was a force of nature.  I’m talking Diddy JLo, not Ben Affleck JLo and definitely not Mark Anthony JLo.  Can you take a moment to look at that picture up there?  I almost forgot about the [...]

I talked about the American Apparel contest a few weeks ago and the time for submissions is over.  Of course if there are any women who feel the need to enter a best bottom contest, please feel free to let me know.  But here is the winner for the internet voting.

Dammit, I can’t argue with [...]

My open admiration for Dov Charney is well chronicled.  The man is a genius.  Not only has he figured out how to convince people to like his slightly expensive, old school gear.  He’s also doing it with fair wages and American made.  His real genius though?  Is not giving a damn along the way.  As [...]

Have you ever had a moment of clarity when the universe brings certain things together so you just have an epiphany?  Well Complex magazine just brought all of that together for me with their tribute to the Fail Tail.  First of all there has always been something about Complex magazine that I hated.  Now I [...]

Is it ok to wear white after Labor Day?

How about now?  thx
- Lake

Rihanna has a new album coming out and if she was a Good Girl Gone Bad last time, she’s breaking out all the stops this time.  Once anyone with access to Google has seen you naked, why hold back?  No reason to pretend like people don’t know.  Check out the album cover for her new [...]

It’s Friday, so why not get semi-NSFW. This Vida Guerra workout video is old, but good. It’s fairly aggressive. Check it out.

Damn.  Let’s get it.  Somehow that tail never gets old to me.
- Lake

Like it or hate it, Jay-Z got to run “Empire State of Mind” during the World Series.  We’ve all heard the song, we’ve all seen it live before, but peep the work by the cameraman on this one.  He starts bringing it in tight at 1:50 once Alicia stands up from the piano.

He is zooming [...]

As the tail has evolved and grown, people have become confused.  As the chief practitioner of assology, there are some common misconceptions I need to clear up.  The term “thick” has been grossly misused, misunderstood, and misapplied.  I had to conduct an in depth survey to try to help define the boundaries of thickness so [...]

Now see, I glorify the tail and someone had to go on ahead and take it too far.  They have taken my beloved tail crease and defiled it.

Whoever invented this thought it was such a good idea that they both wanted to get it out into the public and said that there was a “patent [...]

I don’t know what I was doing when I came across this chocolate beauty a few weeks ago but I have to share.

she is silky smooth and right, but it led me into a zone that I was unfamiliar with.  Her friend is thick…yet she’s packing the negative arse.  Peep it.

If I told you I [...]

I haven’t hit the faithful readers of Us Versus Them with a good Assology post in a long time, so this is long overdue.  Sometimes a tail is just unexplainable.  Sure, I usually focus on the spectacular tail, but there is so much variety out there that you really see something and you just don’t [...]

A few days ago, Applewhite got caught sneaking a peek at Jessica Simpson.  (And he might have dropped by in the comments section?)  So I knew we needed to make sure that all of Us knew how to get your sneak a peak game tight.  Have you ever been walking behind a bad chick at [...]

I’m a staunch believer in evolution.  Darwin was that first HNIC for me, Head Nilla in Charge.  He really hit the nail on the head when he realized that substandard sh*t would be replaced by better suited versions of their predecessors.  The arse is no exception.  We (white folks that is) have come a LOOOONG [...]

I don’t really know her music.  My fellow nilla in blogging Oliver Wrist first put me on.  I tried to ignore it.  But now I gotta admit it.  This chick, who is shockingly of American stock (I figured she was some euro trash freak), has some real deal thick white woman whooty ass that needs [...]

For this post, I’d prefer that you hit up “Amazing” by Kanye.  See, that “Ye” album does have it’s purposes.  Click here and then keep reading.
Anyway, here is the newest of the Thick White Woman brigade, Amie the Amazing!

And if you think I posted this frontal, angle 3 pic just so I could use that [...]

My study of Assology has lead me to many things.  I’ve perfected my craft and my studies over many years.  But the internets have shattered the natural world.  First, I have to adjust the WGTS up to 9 because of this chick.  Now this.  There is apparently a Panamanian tribe of thick tailed cricket fans.  [...]

Down 20, on the ropes, looking like a damn punk in that gay fish drive by he got hammered with, we should NEVER underestimate Mr. West’s ability to cowboy up, rally the troops, knock down a three, get a steal, shoot another three, followed by an And-One and yet another mufuckin THREE.  When Kanye needed [...]

I guess the old saying holds true, sometimes you get ass implants and sometimes ass implants get YOU.  This is just f*cking awful and reason No. 53 why I don’t like to mess with unnatural chicks of any kind.

Haaaa… that just aint right.  I mean, the cut on the back end of that joint is [...]

I’ve already covered American Apparel and how wild they are.  They are still using sex to sell clothes, and no one is better.  So I was slumming through the internets when I came across this beauty.

Did you catch it?  Watch it again…
You catch it that time?
First of all, she’s got a double clutch booty.  I [...]

We might need to start an Us Versus Them game show behind this one.  I welcome you all to “Name that Tail!”.  The challenge begins now…

Good lawd.  This young lady knows what she’s working with here.  She’s grabbing her own ass and dropping it right up into the booty crease.  I feel like there is [...]

Some things never get old.  After all, who can forget this:

Man, it’s always the explosive, athletic tail that really sticks that landing.  Anyway, we here at UvT can’t get enough.  So here’s our obligatory picture of Badu’s ass in public.  It really never gets old.

Ha, jeez.  The key to Badu is that she knows what [...]

Well damn.  I almost started a riot yesterday with young Melissa S.  I realize that I might be tainted, because I’ve seen her shake it like this.  Of course is is impossible not to watch Asia Nitollano whenever that video comes on.  But I see I need to bring the thunder, so I’m doubling down [...]

I’m completely convinced that most reality TV shows have straight ringers dropped in to make sure things turn out right.  Flavor of Love?  Drop in some actual strippers and hoes to keep things jumpin.  Survivor?  Drop in a few unofficial outdoorsmen to make sure these fools don’t end up sleeping outside huddled under some leaves [...]

I’m told Mr. Bush is big with the ladies, especially those of you that think more like a dude than a chick.

Hell, who am I kidding.  Even if Reg was somewhat flabby in the middle, which he clearly is not, he’d still be a 9.34 on the Ladies Scale of 1-10. But ladies, especially those [...]