Those of you who follow me on Twitter already know I’m an undercover sneaker head.  I’m not a crazy color cat who will cop these:

Although I’m sure rainbow colored, green gel bottomed, patent leathered out toe Nike Dunks are hot somewhere, they aren’t hot on the feet of your boy Brock.  But I do own [...]

I’ve done it.  I’ve completed my magnum opus.  I’ve written a lot, but nothing has summarized my life’s work like this.  Assology all boiled down in one place.  Inspiration struck and I brought the message back to Us Versus Them.

I present the Ten Ass Commandments.  For those of you not familiar with my inspiration, please [...]

I realized last night that this had become unintentional ass week here at Us Versus Them.  That is different from Assology week, which was two weeks ago, or Ass appreciation week which occurs every week where the moon rises in the southern sky, whenever it rains, any week when Kim Kardashian leaves her house, and [...]

I can’t take it.  Did someone announce Tail week at Us Versus Them without me knowing?  It is like shark week on the Discovery channel but with booty.
Rosa Acosta was first discovered by Us Versus Them last year when she really brought the heat.
Check out the original post here.
Last week during the world cup, she [...]

Carina Damm is apparently a MMA fighter.  She will never fight in the UFC because Dana White doesn’t like to let girls fight in his league.  So she fights somewhere else, she’s probably not as good as Cris Cyborg or Gina Carano, but she is Brazilian and she oils herself up for pictures.

It is hilarious [...]

I don’t know when Kim Kardashian made her deal with the devil, or how she is able to rise to a new peak of sexy every 4-5 months but she does it somehow.  I’m not going to question my own eyes.  This is not a studio pic.  This is a woman walking into a wedding [...]

Now people are gonna think I’m wrong for this, but it has to be done.  What you have to realize is that this is a half compliment.  Mary J. Blige has a Mullet Booty.  What is a mullet booty you ask?
Business is the front:

Now let me make this clear…Real Love dropped in 1992.  That was [...]

Assology Week is coming to an end, but I’m still bringing you two classic posts to hold you down through the Holiday weekend.  I’m back on Man Up Monday and I’ll be all rested up and ready to bring the heat.  Until then, check out an instance where admiration of the booty goes too far.
Assology [...]

This is the last post of Assology Week.  The final analysis.  This breaks down the difference between thick and WAAAAY TOO THICK.  Let me guarantee this is a comprehensive study.
Thick Chicks vs. Fat Chicks.
-Brock

I know a lot of people like to fool themselves by thinking every thick chick is all good.  I’m here to tell you it isn’t true.  I present to you, the thick fail tail.

That was not it, hit THIS LINK.
-Brock

Assology week keeps on rolling and by now you are ready for the advanced classes.  This takes Assology to a whole new level.
Advanced Assologists Only.
-Brock

This post takes a close look at the classic Muscle Butt, featuring Serena Williams.  It might be a little scary for our younger readers.
Attack of the Muscle Butt!
-Brock

Ah, Tailonomics.  This takes Assology to the next level.  This Assology game goes to the next level.  Tailonomics lets you know there is a science to this booty game.
Assology 104 – Tailonomics.
-Brock

Rihanna made an early appearance on Us Versus Them.  This is back when her booty was still in question…before she hit the world with the buck nakedness.
Assology: Rihanna
And the follow up for clarification.
That is how she became the Magician Booty…now you see it, now you don’t.
-Brock

Mena Suvari snuck up on Us Versus Them and she got three posts devoted to her tail game.

Check em out.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
-Brock

It is time for the classics here at Us Versus Them, and nothing defines this place better than Dr. Brock Hardon’s exploration of the modern theory of Assology.  Go ahead and hit the Link to Learn yourself something.  The first appearance of the infamous “Negative Arse”.
Assology 101 – The Basics.
-Brock

Meet Sophie Turner:
I know what you are thinking.  Brock, why are you hitting us with a standard issue blonde?  Who the hell is this chick.  Well if you don’t know, now you know.  Sophie is an Australian Supermodel and I knew there was a reason I always thought the Australians had good taste.  They appreciate [...]

I don’t know how I haven’t gotten here sooner, but Dania Ramirez is bad as hell.

And I’m not just saying that because she has an excellent side J game going.  I know I’ve seen her before, but that dress definitely made me bring her to your attention right now.

In my imagination, that J on my [...]

Usually the tenets of Assology demand that I only discuss a certain type of ass.  Assology 101 covered the basics.  The Negative Arse, the Muffin Top, and the Athletic Ass, and the Stacked too tight in those jeans ass.  Assology 103 covered the Unexpected Ass…like Mena Suvari.  But Kim Kardashian just showed up in some [...]

I’ve got some new heat for Us Versus Them.  Now, I heard this song in the background a few times, but when I really put it in the lab, I found out Ke$ha was really bringing that heat.  Let’s just run this Tik Tok as soundtrack to the rest of the post.

Now when I heard [...]

People on Twitter and hitting me on the email have been positively clamoring over the new Erykah Badu “Window Seat” video.  I was wondering why, and then I heard she got buck naked in it.

so you know I had to watch…

I don’t know about you, but I felt a little cheated by the blurryness.  Does [...]

I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned here at least once that my boy Lake has a slightly unhealthy Brandy obsession.  He is still waiting for her to make an appearance in Kang Magazine or make a late Playboy run like Stacey Dash where she gets completely buck naked, but until then we will have to settle [...]

If UvT existed in the late 90’s, I’m pretty sure every other day we would have been dropping these.

JLo was a force of nature.  I’m talking Diddy JLo, not Ben Affleck JLo and definitely not Mark Anthony JLo.  Can you take a moment to look at that picture up there?  I almost forgot about the [...]

I talked about the American Apparel contest a few weeks ago and the time for submissions is over.  Of course if there are any women who feel the need to enter a best bottom contest, please feel free to let me know.  But here is the winner for the internet voting.

Dammit, I can’t argue with [...]

My open admiration for Dov Charney is well chronicled.  The man is a genius.  Not only has he figured out how to convince people to like his slightly expensive, old school gear.  He’s also doing it with fair wages and American made.  His real genius though?  Is not giving a damn along the way.  As [...]