I don’t know what I was doing when I came across this chocolate beauty a few weeks ago but I have to share.

she is silky smooth and right, but it led me into a zone that I was unfamiliar with.  Her friend is thick…yet she’s packing the negative arse.  Peep it.

If I told you I [...]

I haven’t hit the faithful readers of Us Versus Them with a good Assology post in a long time, so this is long overdue.  Sometimes a tail is just unexplainable.  Sure, I usually focus on the spectacular tail, but there is so much variety out there that you really see something and you just don’t [...]

I’m a staunch believer in evolution.  Darwin was that first HNIC for me, Head Nilla in Charge.  He really hit the nail on the head when he realized that substandard sh*t would be replaced by better suited versions of their predecessors.  The arse is no exception.  We (white folks that is) have come a LOOOONG [...]

The Gayfish has taken some heat on this site for his rather extreme instances of bitchassness.  Sure, he’s famous for calling himself out.  I know, I know, “throw a tantrum like he’s three years old, you gotta love though, somebody still speaks from his soul”…  I get all that.  Still, cat sh*t is cat sh*t.  [...]

For this post, I’d prefer that you hit up “Amazing” by Kanye.  See, that “Ye” album does have it’s purposes.  Click here and then keep reading.
Anyway, here is the newest of the Thick White Woman brigade, Amie the Amazing!

And if you think I posted this frontal, angle 3 pic just so I could use that [...]

My study of Assology has lead me to many things.  I’ve perfected my craft and my studies over many years.  But the internets have shattered the natural world.  First, I have to adjust the WGTS up to 9 because of this chick.  Now this.  There is apparently a Panamanian tribe of thick tailed cricket fans.  [...]

Down 20, on the ropes, looking like a damn punk in that gay fish drive by he got hammered with, we should NEVER underestimate Mr. West’s ability to cowboy up, rally the troops, knock down a three, get a steal, shoot another three, followed by an And-One and yet another mufuckin THREE.  When Kanye needed [...]

Some things never get old.  After all, who can forget this:

Man, it’s always the explosive, athletic tail that really sticks that landing.  Anyway, we here at UvT can’t get enough.  So here’s our obligatory picture of Badu’s ass in public.  It really never gets old.

Ha, jeez.  The key to Badu is that she knows what [...]

I’m told Mr. Bush is big with the ladies, especially those of you that think more like a dude than a chick.

Hell, who am I kidding.  Even if Reg was somewhat flabby in the middle, which he clearly is not, he’d still be a 9.34 on the Ladies Scale of 1-10. But ladies, especially those [...]

One thing that’s for sure, I haven’t given this Kanye fling, Amber Rose, enough burn on UvT.

Gotta love those sideways pictures.
And when you see a babe like this, all the normal questions start up.  Black, White or Spanish (forgive me, I get my ethno ethics from NY)?

Uhhh, based on the tail alone, I’mma go with [...]

It hasn’t been more than a year ago that Kim K was a hot, generation next white chick.  Like, that transcendent, Barack Obama-esque leader of thick white woman everywhere that was going to leave the divisive assless, flat pants behind and embrass a more inclusive and shapely derriere.

But like many before her, she lost her [...]

We haven’t seen D. Woods since Diddy broke her punk arse off for insubordination in the second to last episode of Making the Band 4. Well, it’s nice to see the babe is still breathing:

Is it just me or does she look like a flasher here? I know, I know, that’s how she’s [...]

That’s right, Professor Hardon had to take a long sabbatical after the hydrogel-gate scandal that shook the study of assology to its very foundation.  Fake Ass?  Say it ain’t so!  Let me tell you, I was shook!  I mean it is like telling a scientist that gravity no longer exists.  It made me question every [...]

Cats know that I’ve long since come out against this song.  But even I will admit that like the fickle music lover I am, I like it a lot more than I did when I first heard the off key version at those god awful VMAs.

Still, that doesn’t change this fundamentally flawed concept Kanye is [...]

Awwww hells no.  They got rid of Kim K on Dancing With The Stars?   F*ckin with Kim K is like f*ckin with my emotions baby.

Somomabitch!  Are these cats crazy?  You can’t tell me that show is better without Kim K.?

And since I’ve always assumed that “America’s Vote” just meant, who in the hell the producers [...]

Hey, cats who keep up with the blog know that I just call it like it is on the Reality TV front.  I admit it, I watch too much tv and it’s not right.  With that said, there’s pretty much something for everyone, and by everyone I mean dudes, on this season of Dancing With [...]

You’d think that at this point, we’d be getting tired of Kim Kardashian’s ass drapped into some new gear.

But you’d be very wrong.  Dude, maybe it’s just me, but that hook never gets tired.  I mean, in a dress, filling some jeans, up high in some short shorts or down low in some drawls.  I’m [...]

Albany, NY is the State Capital of New York and a hotbed for progressive ideas around education.  So it was no wonder that the fine public servants in that district choose a true role model to kick off their “Back to School Extravaganza” last week.  Peep the highly motivational speaker, Angel Lola Love at the [...]

I’m still totally faded right now from the C’s win and the aftermath, but I would be remiss if I didn’t hit up this little tidbit I saw the other day on the net. I guess some video hoez got into a room, talked about the exact topics we all probably expect they speak [...]

All this synthetic talk requires me to bring it back to some wholesome goodness that only the lawd could have made and I’m not talking about “the Hugh Heffner on High” either. lol Meagan Good is a Top 5 UvT talent.

And while I’m not a big fan of this dress, even Lake can [...]

If you’re a loyal reader of UvT you know there has been a crazy debate about Kim K’s ass in the comments section.

A self described and admitted ass geller (lol) “Zsa Zsa Cookie” told us that she knows Kardashian’s ass is not real. She further alleges that Kardashian’s dumper is filled up with the [...]

Hey, if there is one thing that’s for certain, it’s that they will continue to produce ridiculously hot babes.  Take this chick for instance, Dollicia Bryan, she’s basically the next Vida Guerra and I’m happy to have made her acquaintance. 

Wow, say what you want about that King, but they bring the heat more often than [...]

We all know Rihanna’s arse piece has basically been put into that witness protection program. But I can’t lie, these thighs are looking like a Popeye’s dinner special with Red Beans and Rice.

And let’s be clear, that is the perfect angle to just take it all in (go where you want with that). I mean, [...]

This banger Angel Lola Luv and anything from “The Wire” are definitely two of my favs. I’ll give you guys a chance to guess what’s on Snoop’s mind right here.

I know, I know, Snoop is about to hit Chris on the burner so he can help her take this up into a Baltimore vacant [...]

Forget steroids, what we really need to find out is are these asses really what they proclaim to be. Like many of us, I’ve heard the stories about the butt pads the haters say Kim K rocks. But now this controversy is really heating up. I can’t lie, you really have to [...]