I realized last night that this had become unintentional ass week here at Us Versus Them.  That is different from Assology week, which was two weeks ago, or Ass appreciation week which occurs every week where the moon rises in the southern sky, whenever it rains, any week when Kim Kardashian leaves her house, and [...]

Carina Damm is apparently a MMA fighter.  She will never fight in the UFC because Dana White doesn’t like to let girls fight in his league.  So she fights somewhere else, she’s probably not as good as Cris Cyborg or Gina Carano, but she is Brazilian and she oils herself up for pictures.

It is hilarious [...]

I don’t know when Kim Kardashian made her deal with the devil, or how she is able to rise to a new peak of sexy every 4-5 months but she does it somehow.  I’m not going to question my own eyes.  This is not a studio pic.  This is a woman walking into a wedding [...]

Now people are gonna think I’m wrong for this, but it has to be done.  What you have to realize is that this is a half compliment.  Mary J. Blige has a Mullet Booty.  What is a mullet booty you ask?
Business is the front:

Now let me make this clear…Real Love dropped in 1992.  That was [...]

Meet Sophie Turner:
I know what you are thinking.  Brock, why are you hitting us with a standard issue blonde?  Who the hell is this chick.  Well if you don’t know, now you know.  Sophie is an Australian Supermodel and I knew there was a reason I always thought the Australians had good taste.  They appreciate [...]

People on Twitter and hitting me on the email have been positively clamoring over the new Erykah Badu “Window Seat” video.  I was wondering why, and then I heard she got buck naked in it.

so you know I had to watch…

I don’t know about you, but I felt a little cheated by the blurryness.  Does [...]

I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned here at least once that my boy Lake has a slightly unhealthy Brandy obsession.  He is still waiting for her to make an appearance in Kang Magazine or make a late Playboy run like Stacey Dash where she gets completely buck naked, but until then we will have to settle [...]

I don’t know what I was doing when I came across this chocolate beauty a few weeks ago but I have to share.

she is silky smooth and right, but it led me into a zone that I was unfamiliar with.  Her friend is thick…yet she’s packing the negative arse.  Peep it.

If I told you I [...]

I haven’t hit the faithful readers of Us Versus Them with a good Assology post in a long time, so this is long overdue.  Sometimes a tail is just unexplainable.  Sure, I usually focus on the spectacular tail, but there is so much variety out there that you really see something and you just don’t [...]

I’m a staunch believer in evolution.  Darwin was that first HNIC for me, Head Nilla in Charge.  He really hit the nail on the head when he realized that substandard sh*t would be replaced by better suited versions of their predecessors.  The arse is no exception.  We (white folks that is) have come a LOOOONG [...]

The Gayfish has taken some heat on this site for his rather extreme instances of bitchassness.  Sure, he’s famous for calling himself out.  I know, I know, “throw a tantrum like he’s three years old, you gotta love though, somebody still speaks from his soul”…  I get all that.  Still, cat sh*t is cat sh*t.  [...]

For this post, I’d prefer that you hit up “Amazing” by Kanye.  See, that “Ye” album does have it’s purposes.  Click here and then keep reading.
Anyway, here is the newest of the Thick White Woman brigade, Amie the Amazing!

And if you think I posted this frontal, angle 3 pic just so I could use that [...]

My study of Assology has lead me to many things.  I’ve perfected my craft and my studies over many years.  But the internets have shattered the natural world.  First, I have to adjust the WGTS up to 9 because of this chick.  Now this.  There is apparently a Panamanian tribe of thick tailed cricket fans.  [...]

Down 20, on the ropes, looking like a damn punk in that gay fish drive by he got hammered with, we should NEVER underestimate Mr. West’s ability to cowboy up, rally the troops, knock down a three, get a steal, shoot another three, followed by an And-One and yet another mufuckin THREE.  When Kanye needed [...]

Some things never get old.  After all, who can forget this:

Man, it’s always the explosive, athletic tail that really sticks that landing.  Anyway, we here at UvT can’t get enough.  So here’s our obligatory picture of Badu’s ass in public.  It really never gets old.

Ha, jeez.  The key to Badu is that she knows what [...]

I’m told Mr. Bush is big with the ladies, especially those of you that think more like a dude than a chick.

Hell, who am I kidding.  Even if Reg was somewhat flabby in the middle, which he clearly is not, he’d still be a 9.34 on the Ladies Scale of 1-10. But ladies, especially those [...]

One thing that’s for sure, I haven’t given this Kanye fling, Amber Rose, enough burn on UvT.

Gotta love those sideways pictures.
And when you see a babe like this, all the normal questions start up.  Black, White or Spanish (forgive me, I get my ethno ethics from NY)?

Uhhh, based on the tail alone, I’mma go with [...]

It hasn’t been more than a year ago that Kim K was a hot, generation next white chick.  Like, that transcendent, Barack Obama-esque leader of thick white woman everywhere that was going to leave the divisive assless, flat pants behind and embrass a more inclusive and shapely derriere.

But like many before her, she lost her [...]

We haven’t seen D. Woods since Diddy broke her punk arse off for insubordination in the second to last episode of Making the Band 4. Well, it’s nice to see the babe is still breathing:

Is it just me or does she look like a flasher here? I know, I know, that’s how she’s [...]

That’s right, Professor Hardon had to take a long sabbatical after the hydrogel-gate scandal that shook the study of assology to its very foundation.  Fake Ass?  Say it ain’t so!  Let me tell you, I was shook!  I mean it is like telling a scientist that gravity no longer exists.  It made me question every [...]

Cats know that I’ve long since come out against this song.  But even I will admit that like the fickle music lover I am, I like it a lot more than I did when I first heard the off key version at those god awful VMAs.

Still, that doesn’t change this fundamentally flawed concept Kanye is [...]

Awwww hells no.  They got rid of Kim K on Dancing With The Stars?   F*ckin with Kim K is like f*ckin with my emotions baby.

Somomabitch!  Are these cats crazy?  You can’t tell me that show is better without Kim K.?

And since I’ve always assumed that “America’s Vote” just meant, who in the hell the producers [...]

Hey, cats who keep up with the blog know that I just call it like it is on the Reality TV front.  I admit it, I watch too much tv and it’s not right.  With that said, there’s pretty much something for everyone, and by everyone I mean dudes, on this season of Dancing With [...]

You’d think that at this point, we’d be getting tired of Kim Kardashian’s ass drapped into some new gear.

But you’d be very wrong.  Dude, maybe it’s just me, but that hook never gets tired.  I mean, in a dress, filling some jeans, up high in some short shorts or down low in some drawls.  I’m [...]

Albany, NY is the State Capital of New York and a hotbed for progressive ideas around education.  So it was no wonder that the fine public servants in that district choose a true role model to kick off their “Back to School Extravaganza” last week.  Peep the highly motivational speaker, Angel Lola Love at the [...]