There aint nothing I love more than empowerment.

And lord knows we can always go to pop culture to show us the way.  I know I’m a bit late here, but you guys have got to listen to this ridiculous rhetoric from Aubrey if you haven’t already.  I mean, this chick is COMPLETELY off her rocker.  [...]

Nothing says empowerment like $400,000 of airbrush, some silicone-saline polymer enforced titties sittin on high and some collagen lips busting out at the seams.  No this aint Lil Kim Back to the Future Edition, I’m talking about the movements of the ULTIMATE feminist, so strong that you can hear her bare arse roar, Aubrey O’Day!  [...]

Making the Band 4 Season 326 is back on MTV.  Day26 is back, Donnie finally realized he dropped a turrible album, Danity Kane went to hell, so it is time for a classic Us Versus Them recap right?
AHNT.
Nope, because Aubrey’s Playboy cover also dropped today.

Hmmmm…two things.  One, that is a lot more clothes than I [...]

So Aubrey O’Day isn’t happy if she just destroys Danity Kane.  She also has to completely assassinate her own career.  So in anticipation of her Playboy debut, this promotional picture came out.

Uhhhhh, did she pose for these pictures in 2006?  Because this is the best I’ve seen out of Miss O’Day in a long time.  [...]

Isn’t it basically the same thing?  I mean, there is NO WAY ole girl will be able to skin it to win it in her current state.

Be clear, these double wide dresses don’t have anyone fooled either.  You must look something like this before you even submit yourself for airbrushing:

And while you’re bullsh*ttin, ole girl [...]

There’s little more humorous to me than the born again gay chick.  Yall know what i mean.

The born again gay babe is the chick who gives up the dack for lent or who converts a tickle/pillow fight into a cat fest and then just stays on that side of the plate once she realizes how  [...]

I didn’t talk about this Friday because I really wasn’t inspired.  After all, Halloween is the worst of all holidays in my humble view.

It’s just useless.  I mean, at least St. Patrick’s Day has liquor.  Anyway, I wasn’t at all excited for Halloween until I saw the one thing I do like about it, those [...]

We haven’t seen D. Woods since Diddy broke her punk arse off for insubordination in the second to last episode of Making the Band 4. Well, it’s nice to see the babe is still breathing:

Is it just me or does she look like a flasher here? I know, I know, that’s how she’s [...]

Daaaaayum homey, 3 years ago you were the Madaaaaam homey, WTF happened to you?  I guess we finally know why Aubrey was licking on poles, dogs and all the rest.

Damn man.  Haaaa  I mean, I don’t even know what to say.  All I can think is, this is why Puff is who Puff is and [...]

Dude, is there anything more that Aubrey O’Day could do to lower your opinion of her?

Yikes.  First of all, it’s a dog, not a warm stuffed animal.  Man, somebody take that damn dog away from her!  Honestly, what is this chick thinking?  She’s truly awful.  And let’s face it, Making the Band 4, Season 3 [...]

Daaaayum son.  This damn financial crisis has finally bubbled over to a level I can’t accept.  I spoke to my boys today in NYC, both bankers, and neither could guarantee me a spot at TenJune upon my next trip to the city.  As such, this was the conclusion I came to with regard to our [...]

People want to hate on my message, but I know there’s a movement in this country.  Yes, all over this nation, millions of women are saying, “Yes We Can,” but I’m not talking about Barack Obama, oh no ma’am.  I’m talking about these thick white chicks that are showing themselves, day in and day out, [...]

Didn’t Diddy tell this chick to mind her image that night in the office?

Now she’s out in the public streets swapping spit with a “I want to work for diddy” contestant errr fake lesbian, what gives?

Ohhhhh, that fully closed lipped kiss?  Veeeeery passionate, sooooo sexy.  I almost makes me want to jack errrr go on [...]

Laurie Ann is back?

That’s the gotcha-gotcha.
-Brock

What the hell is Aubrey O’Day doing?

What the fuck is this? Didn’t Diddy tell this chick that he was worried about her image after she put her tittays on dubbs and deep fried her grill?

Now Danity Kane is out trying to promote their new album and she’s coming off yet another successful Making the [...]

I don’t mind plugging Kim Kardashian’s website (found HERE), I happen to like the girl.

Dude, she claims that she’s all natural. I don’t know if she is, but hot dammit, it sure looks legit. Kimmy K said that she was up in her draws en route to a party at the Playboy Mansion. [...]

Ok, so I know all our loyal readers were pissed at me last week when I failed to deliver the goods on that Episode 5 of Making the Band 4, Season 2. Hey, what can I say, I should have come through and didn’t. Even perfection takes a day off from time to [...]

We didn’t do a post on Episode 3 because it was basically garbage and Lake don’t have the time for substandard programming, ok MTV? Nuff said.
I don’t know, I guess after that great Bitchassness Episode, anything would have been a letdown. So I watched the show, everything is going well…yeah yeah, the guys [...]

WOW, again Diddy delivers a solid episode replete with highs and lows on the music tip and staged eerrrr real life human drama between the different Bands. Oh and he coined a new term: Bitchassness, but we’ll get to that later.
Incidentally, can we get a name for the guy’s band? I’m tired of [...]

UPDATE:  Check out the Premiere of Season 3, The Tour, of Making the Band 4 HERE

UPDATE: Check out how Diddy hit Robert with that “Bitchassness” label in episode 2 HERE.
So like any true MTB4 fan, I went ahead and tuned into that Making the Band 4, Season two premiere last night.

And even though it [...]

UPDATE:  CHECK OUT OUT NEW COVERAGE OF MAKING THE BAND 4, Season 2, Episode 1 right HERE.
Damn, remember when little Aubrey was just a sexy young girl with the smooth stomach and open mind trying to make Diddy’s band?

Damn near precious. Don’t get me wrong now, all of us fellas knew she had that [...]

They must pass out “be a ho” licenses on October 30th of every year, because Halloween has become a matter of “think of a loose theme and get as naked as you can”.  If you have the pleasure of getting onto or near a college campus on Halloween, you know what I’m talking about.  We’re [...]