I covered this a bit when Snooki got cold cocked back in that bar on Jersey Shore, but you have to love people, especially women, who really believe that no one is going to hit them no matter what they say.  Snooki learned that one the hard way.

Damn, that still isn’t right. But it ended [...]

This might be the Come on Bruh to end all Come on Bruhs right here.  I started come on bruh just to provide examples of brothers who had lost their way, who have become one of “them”, just to let people know what NOT to do.  This one is great because it taps into two [...]

Hey, I’m a wrasling fan from way back.  I remember getting up on the top bunk, throwing up them fingers and rocking that Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka finishing move on many a neighbor.

But you always had to wonder, is this real?

Ok, so I knew it was all fake.  But the blood?  What about that?  I know, [...]

This video pretty clearly articulates my life philosophy.  Enjoy.

Lake tested, Marlo Stanfield approved.
- Lake

“Lights out jiggaz!!!!”

Damn.  That was ill.  Really dough, git him a body bag.

Mr. Miyagi still didn’t get it.
- Lake

Now see.  When it comes to everything sports related (other than picking actual winners to games, fights, or races, I’m actually pretty turrible at that) I am a damn sports Svengali.  I predicted two weeks ago that NBA teams were going to have to be “superteams” in order to get it done for the next [...]

This one is a bit old, but still great.  Peep the solid punchities at the  mark 2:20 mark.  Ha  It’s so good, thing is, once you see the hate and venom, you’ll want to watch all the build up too.

Haaaa  I guess homey shouldn’t have hit and told.  The crazy thing is she was LOVING [...]

Ashley Madison is a matchmaking agency for people who are already married.  Their motto is “life is short.  Have an affair”.  Peep the picture from the front of the site.

Now, I understand the dude in this picture peeping this website and thinking this looks like a good idea, but what about the chick?  Do women [...]

Damn homey, I’ve heard of a ride or die chick, but I’ve never seen a chick that stays down with her man when were actually talking about him killing her.

Damn.  Is this how they do it now?  I remember the good old days when you knew a chick was down if you committed a crime [...]

I guess the old saying holds true, sometimes you get ass implants and sometimes ass implants get YOU.  This is just f*cking awful and reason No. 53 why I don’t like to mess with unnatural chicks of any kind.

Haaaa… that just aint right.  I mean, the cut on the back end of that joint is [...]

I guess it’s true what they say, when it rains, it hurricanes.  A Rod just got outed for f*cking with hoes.

Look, the more I reset it back to Ashley Dupre, the more I realize that she really was a decent piece of tail for Eliot.  Let’s review a bit.

haaaaa, boy, this was back in the [...]

Wow, I guess we know how that Dick Cheney got in that wheelchair.

Not sure if anyone else saw this on 60 Minutes last night, but Barack really laid out Dack Cheney and the entire GOP ideology regarding detention of hostiles and torture.  I knew he was going to get at Dack when he said “SURE” [...]

Ask and you shall receive.  I know you cats think you have advanced basketball minds.  I know you love hating on Duke.

And most of all, you cats really enjoy picking the most obvious team to win, so now we’ve got the real deal set up to truly separate the Us from Them.

Dasrite, it’s UvT Bracketology [...]

Everybody has to move on after tragedy, but Chris Brown is taking it a bit too far.

I mean, does dude have any concept for the public relations nightmare he’s caught up in?

On the real, I aint heard a Breezy song on the radio since the whole Breezy ass tappities went down.  But you can’t tell [...]

Depending on who you ask, cats will tell you that this story is either definitely true or not true at all.  But the bottom line is that plenty of cats have lots to say about LenDale White.

They say that he was a malcontent, too fat, being carried by Reggie Bush at USC, ummm that his [...]

I got tired of the Ri Ri vs. Breezy story 4 days ago, that’s why you haven’t seen any of the 100’s of hilarious pictures of them with the other making a crazy “didn’t get it face”…  But THIS picture my friends, aint nothing to laugh at.  I guess Chris Breezy really did lay them [...]

You never know what the story is when it comes to an ass whoopin.  First it was that C Breezy got pissed when Rihanna hit him with some mini monster VD the he could neva get rid of.

Then it was the sob story about Chris Brown seeing nothing but ass whoopins in his youth, thus [...]

I had an interview today for a position in gobment.  Yes, I’ve been inspired by Barack the great one.  Anyway, as I was waiting in the holding pen, you’d think I’d be talking about my extensive record of service, my solid edumacation or even these 26 inch pythons, but no…because I’m an asshole and the [...]

Vegas is another one of those places that is good and terrible.  Good because you can pay to avoid bullsh*t cats like this and you can always rely on security to deal with the Jersey Shore types, terrible because a market driven economy demands that you have sh*tty hotels like The Encore where stuff like [...]

Secret Service Agents are the ultimate badasses.  Sure, Marines, Navy Seals and the soldiers in Iraq and overseas are risking their lives every day, but the Secret Service has the ultimate job of protecting the President.

Plus, they always wear sunglasses, rock those little ear thingies, speak into their cuffs.  Oh yeah, and the first line [...]

Lately, Man Up Monday usually ends up being a call from someone to Man Up by manning down.  You know.  Hillary can Man Up by quitting.  Roy Jones can man up by retiring.  This one is going to be different.  Oscar De La Hoya caught a vicious ass whoopin on Saturday night at the hands [...]

Yo, I’m just sitting here watching Georgetown beat the living hell out of these hapless Murrrlan Terps and it just brings a smile to my face.

I know, I know, after that win against Michigan State all you thugs with books actually thought you’d have a good year.

Sure, let’s take a look at starting five, shall [...]

Yo, I was just watching the Wu Tang Clan story on BET.  It was GREAT and put me back digging in my crates for hot Wu era.  Anyway, this is definitely a UvT favorite.  True story, back when this song came out, Brock and Lake were quite literally whoopin ass to this song and it [...]

I know Us Versus Them has been a little heavy on the politics lately, but not to worry there are only 12 days left and we will be back to the basics before you know it.

See, even when I try to get away, I can’t.  That’s Amber Lee Ettinger aka Obama Girl.
With the race heating [...]

Daaaaayum homey, 3 years ago you were the Madaaaaam homey, WTF happened to you?  I guess we finally know why Aubrey was licking on poles, dogs and all the rest.

Damn man.  Haaaa  I mean, I don’t even know what to say.  All I can think is, this is why Puff is who Puff is and [...]