I hate pigeons. I hate that song No Pigeons. I hate how my idol Mike Tyson raises pigeons. I hate that Smokey ended up in Deebo’s pigeon coop after Hector got him all high off that Angel Dust holmes. I hate how pigeons are literally in every single state in America and every single country [...]
I realized last night that this had become unintentional ass week here at Us Versus Them. That is different from Assology week, which was two weeks ago, or Ass appreciation week which occurs every week where the moon rises in the southern sky, whenever it rains, any week when Kim Kardashian leaves her house, and [...]
Carina Damm is apparently a MMA fighter. She will never fight in the UFC because Dana White doesn’t like to let girls fight in his league. So she fights somewhere else, she’s probably not as good as Cris Cyborg or Gina Carano, but she is Brazilian and she oils herself up for pictures.
It is hilarious [...]
The Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather mega fight should have happened last year, it should have happened earlier this year, and it should happen later this year, but instead…it isn’t happening yet.
Mayweather called out Pacquiao for not agreeing to his random drug testing. Pacquiao agreed to most of the terms, but put a deadline of [...]
You gotta love the mashups. Us Versus Them has culture too. Artist Gavacho13 on Deviant Art took Sesame Street and threw it together with Street Fighter and came up with these:
Kermit and Guile
Pig-Li
Grahlsim:
And Bert and Ernie as Ken and Ryu:
Capcom might break this out as a gateway fighter for kids. I hear the last fight [...]
2009 UvT Commenter of the Year and all things Philly fan Ian M. Summers hit me a few days ago to nominate the Boston Bruins for Man Up Monday. My first thought was, they still play hockey? My second thought was, I don’t even know where Versus or OLN are on my DirecTv, how am [...]
I don’t have a single crew for Man Up Monday this week, I’ve got a whole crew of ‘em . I’ve got to start with the Atlanta Hawks though. There are a few times in sports when “pros” are now performing professionally. This is one of those times. When Orlando beat the hell out of [...]
Us Versus Them has a long love of people being hit by the taser. There was the crazy dude who ran from the cops. Then there is the always popular taser cam. TASAH, TASAH, TASAH! Granny taser. A Taser compendium. The always classic “Don’t Tase Me Bro“.
Now there is a new classic. The actual taser [...]
The UFC has the first really good card in a while coming up this weekend. There are finally some belts on the line, and the match-ups are actually really interesting.
They actually have done a good job making it seem like Dan Hardy is going to match up well with Georges St. Pierre, but he’s really [...]
I covered this a bit when Snooki got cold cocked back in that bar on Jersey Shore, but you have to love people, especially women, who really believe that no one is going to hit them no matter what they say. Snooki learned that one the hard way.
Damn, that still isn’t right. But it ended [...]
This might be the Come on Bruh to end all Come on Bruhs right here. I started come on bruh just to provide examples of brothers who had lost their way, who have become one of “them”, just to let people know what NOT to do. This one is great because it taps into two [...]
Hey, I’m a wrasling fan from way back. I remember getting up on the top bunk, throwing up them fingers and rocking that Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka finishing move on many a neighbor.
But you always had to wonder, is this real?
Ok, so I knew it was all fake. But the blood? What about that? I know, [...]
This video pretty clearly articulates my life philosophy. Enjoy.
Lake tested, Marlo Stanfield approved.
- Lake
“Lights out jiggaz!!!!”
Damn. That was ill. Really dough, git him a body bag.
Mr. Miyagi still didn’t get it.
- Lake
Now see. When it comes to everything sports related (other than picking actual winners to games, fights, or races, I’m actually pretty turrible at that) I am a damn sports Svengali. I predicted two weeks ago that NBA teams were going to have to be “superteams” in order to get it done for the next [...]
This one is a bit old, but still great. Peep the solid punchities at the mark 2:20 mark. Ha It’s so good, thing is, once you see the hate and venom, you’ll want to watch all the build up too.
Haaaa I guess homey shouldn’t have hit and told. The crazy thing is she was LOVING [...]
Ashley Madison is a matchmaking agency for people who are already married. Their motto is “life is short. Have an affair”. Peep the picture from the front of the site.
Now, I understand the dude in this picture peeping this website and thinking this looks like a good idea, but what about the chick? Do women [...]
Damn homey, I’ve heard of a ride or die chick, but I’ve never seen a chick that stays down with her man when were actually talking about him killing her.
Damn. Is this how they do it now? I remember the good old days when you knew a chick was down if you committed a crime [...]
I guess the old saying holds true, sometimes you get ass implants and sometimes ass implants get YOU. This is just f*cking awful and reason No. 53 why I don’t like to mess with unnatural chicks of any kind.
Haaaa… that just aint right. I mean, the cut on the back end of that joint is [...]
I guess it’s true what they say, when it rains, it hurricanes. A Rod just got outed for f*cking with hoes.
Look, the more I reset it back to Ashley Dupre, the more I realize that she really was a decent piece of tail for Eliot. Let’s review a bit.
haaaaa, boy, this was back in the [...]
Wow, I guess we know how that Dick Cheney got in that wheelchair.
Not sure if anyone else saw this on 60 Minutes last night, but Barack really laid out Dack Cheney and the entire GOP ideology regarding detention of hostiles and torture. I knew he was going to get at Dack when he said “SURE” [...]
Ask and you shall receive. I know you cats think you have advanced basketball minds. I know you love hating on Duke.
And most of all, you cats really enjoy picking the most obvious team to win, so now we’ve got the real deal set up to truly separate the Us from Them.
Dasrite, it’s UvT Bracketology [...]
Everybody has to move on after tragedy, but Chris Brown is taking it a bit too far.
I mean, does dude have any concept for the public relations nightmare he’s caught up in?
On the real, I aint heard a Breezy song on the radio since the whole Breezy ass tappities went down. But you can’t tell [...]
Depending on who you ask, cats will tell you that this story is either definitely true or not true at all. But the bottom line is that plenty of cats have lots to say about LenDale White.
They say that he was a malcontent, too fat, being carried by Reggie Bush at USC, ummm that his [...]
I got tired of the Ri Ri vs. Breezy story 4 days ago, that’s why you haven’t seen any of the 100’s of hilarious pictures of them with the other making a crazy “didn’t get it face”… But THIS picture my friends, aint nothing to laugh at. I guess Chris Breezy really did lay them [...]
