Ashley Madison: You’re Going To Hell
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Ashley Madison is a matchmaking agency for people who are already married.  Their motto is “life is short.  Have an affair”.  Peep the picture from the front of the site.

Now, I understand the dude in this picture peeping this website and thinking this looks like a good idea, but what about the chick?  Do women [...]

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Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears: WTF Happened?
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Remember when Britney Spears looked like this?

But somehow ended up here?

Well, I had the bright idea that little Jamie Lynn would be the second coming of the “bad as hell” Britney without marrying a deadbeat and messing it up for everyone.

Well, I was right then I was right again, then I was horribly, horribly wrong.  [...]

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When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: I’m Not Yo’ Buss It Baby
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Damn homies, I’m just up here on Facebook seeing all kinds of wildness.  Again, straight from my boy Will’s collection, this chick gets gangster on some “Buss It Baby” stuff.  I guess she didn’t take too kindly to ole boy’s suggestion that she could his sugar mama/Buss It Baby.  1:09 Minute Mark if you’re impatient [...]

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail no!  First a tranny on “I want Diddy” (ha) and now this.  This has been a fucked up week!

Come on John.  Even she can’t believe you blazed that.  Look at her, she’s disgusted!  Don’t tell me you hit that raw dog.  I mean, anyone could have a bad night (I guess) but with [...]


Enough With These Chicks Trying to Be Milfs
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, June 6th, 2008

Short and sweet on this one (or not), but I’m tired of these chicks out here trying to act like they’re something other than what they are. Take Bridget Moynahan for instance.

Baby girl gets knocked up with Tom Brady’s baby, which is good enough for a middle tier, would be no name babe like [...]


Karma’s a bitch: Giants are champs, Pats are not
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, February 4th, 2008

I don’t know, maybe illegally videotaping your opponent, rocking that ridiculous hoodie all the time, stealing people’s wives and putting them in pimp houses in Brooklyn, never being honest on your injury reports, mumbling with a stoned grill through all your press conferences and running up the score on your opponents this year thereby giving [...]


Perfect? Pats cap off controversial regular season
Posted by Lake Arlington | Sunday, December 30th, 2007

I hate to say I told yall so, but of course, Lake was right again as the Pats made short work of the New York Giants. Eli put up a nice fight early, but he suddenly remembered that he was who we thought he was in that second half.

Anyway, this post has nothing to [...]


Usher Has a Boy
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

 
Usher just had a baby in the ATL.  Little Usher Raymond V.  (Is Usher a IV?  Who knew?)  I guess this cat is locked in now.  Married in September, kid in November.  That’s hardly ever cool.  I hope Usher has a prenup, but with that kid it almost doesn’t matter now.  Like Kanye said, 18 [...]


Mel B. watch: The hottest baby mama ever
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Dude, is it me or did Mel B. just push Eddie’s baby out 4 and 1/2 months ago?

Since that time she has called him out, got Maury Povich to verify that Eddie IS THE FATHER, got her $$$ from Eddie on the suit tip and supposedly got married to some Bison Dele dude who she [...]


Tom Brady scores again: It’s a boy!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Congrats to Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan on the birth of their new baby.

(now watch that hand there Bridget, after all, that’s how yall got the first one!)
Bridget is said to be doing fine which is somewhat astonishing, after all, she did look like this just a few days ago.

Dude, seriously, we didn’t know what [...]


Baby Mama Drama: The curse of Mel B.
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

We’ve been meaning to get back to this Eddie Murphy thing for a while now. Let me just preface this by saying that Eddie is my favorite comedian of all time. Think about it, he’s hilarious in stand-up, he was absurdly hilarious on Saturday Night Live, he’s put together classic movies, hell, [...]


Baby mama drama: Tom Brady headed that way?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Friday, August 10th, 2007

Young Tom Brady, don’t think we forgot about ya. You know your day is coming. Indeed, your ex-lady, Bridget Moynahan is finally back in public juuuust in time to give you a little negative press before the season opener.  What a coincidence.

Daaayum Tom, you really put it on her. Looks like she’s [...]


Strahan getting played…AGAIN!?
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

Big ole Michael Strahan!!!! Isn’t it hilarious that ole Mike Stray is complaining about the Giant’s unwillingness to renegotiate his deal? He’s even threatened to retire now that he’s going into his sixth day of a holdout. But I mean, what does this dude expect? He’s got antlers for teeth, [...]


Baby Mama Drama: Matt Leinart’s says PAY ME!!!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

“I aint saying Brynn’s a gold-digger, but she don’t want Brady Quinn figures”

Arizona Cardinals Quarterback Matt Leinart and his alleged (by his baby mama) campaign to fashion himself as the “Out of Wedlock Father of the Year” hit a snag recently when his Baby Mama, USC Women’s Basketball player Brynn Cameron, broke ranks, went ahead [...]