I think if this was how they actually played baseball, I could catch a few games.  I’m pretty sure Samurai and Katana swords are always badass.

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He had that joint in the sheath too.  Impressive.
-Brock

The great thing about the inevitable is that it is guaranteed to happen eventually.  Yesterday, just a few days after earning only 22% of Hall of Fame votes, Mark McGwire decided it was time to finally come clean on using steroids.

I remember when McGwire was playing and thinking the dudes forearms looked like most peoples [...]

I’ve been out of the mix this weekend, but when I started bumping around the internet I found out that Sammy Sosa went to the Latin Grammy’s this weekend.  You remember Sammy don’t you?  He was one of the top homerun sluggers during the Balco era of baseball stats.

I’m not gonna lie, I saw Sammy [...]

Hey, I’m not a hater, I stayed out late two nights ago to see my boys party with their beloved Yanks.

All I can say is that the Steinbrenners finally got what they’ve paid for.

The Globetrotters Win! THEEEEEEEEE GLOBETROTTERS WIN!
Japan’s Hideki Matsui, The Indians’ CC Sabathia, Texas Rangers’ Alex Rodriguez and Mark Teixeira, Toronto’s A.J. Burnett, [...]

Well, the word finally came down.  After failing to report this scandal on their network, thereby totally compromising any shred of journalistic integrity they still had, ESPN said the following to both Steve Phillips AND his hoe:

Lol.  Sorry if that joint snuck up on you.  You’ll learn you can’t trust ANY of my sound clips.  [...]

The Paps caught up with Steve Phillips’ slumpbuster, Brooke Hundley, on Friday when word came out that SHE dropped her Restraining Order against Steve P.

I guess her attorney advised her that she wouldn’t be able to sack ESPN dack or take her “rightful place” as a Real Housewife of the MLB with a TRO in [...]

Damn homey!  Yall heard what I had to say about Steve Phillips turrible arse slumpbustin’ hizzoe yesterday.

Haaaa….even Lord Vadar can’t believe Steve Phillips was taggin this yatch.   And if you think that’s bizzare (and it is), peep the nutso 911 recording Steve’s WIFE made to the fuzz:

Damn.  That aint right.  And this is how she [...]

The Sox just embarrassed themselves by getting swept by the Angels.

I said it when they traded Manny.  If people thought they were going to get some bs “addition by subtraction” with that move they’re dreaming.  Manny Ramirez is the best player to EVER play in Boston.  I said it. Just look at his numbers, [...]

The fellas are in the Playoffs and that’s a good thing….

But unless they’re planning to pick up Manny on their way to Anaheim, I don’t see this thing going for too long.  Look, I said it last year in front of the trade, without Manny this is just another squad.  Jason Bay is a nice [...]

Guys dream all their lives about catching a ball at a baseball game.  You have to be sitting in just the right spot, someone has to hit it out of the park, and you have to be able to catch it.  Guys also dream about sharing the ballpark with their kids.  Hoping they will appreciate [...]

I still think baseball is kinda a bum sport.  I have to acknowledge that there is a lot of technical skill involved with pitching and hitting, but beyond that I just see 7 other dudes standing out in the outfield waiting for something to happen.  I know baseball is a game of stats, can someone [...]

Rickey Henderson was inducted into the baseball hall of fame last weekend.  I’m not going to lie, Rickey was a great player.

He’s got over 3,000 hits, he holds the stolen base record.  I think if someone let him play right now he would, and of course, he rocked the jheri curl.

But the best part about [...]

…and with the 5th pick in the 2009 NBA draft, the LA Clippers select Logan Jankins out of Stone Mountain Pre-K.

Errrr  Tom Brady Jr. Jr. out of some chick that aint his wife’s womb.

Dude, what in the hell is going on in youth sports?  I can see cats bypassing college to make loot and play [...]

Sammy Sosa must be a comedian now.  He was interviewed last week and dropped two hilarious jokes.

First, he said that he is thinking about retiring this year.  Uhhhhhh, player.  Your ass was forced into retirement back in 1997 when the O’s stopped playing you.  When you aren’t playing ball and ou will never play again…you’re [...]

This is pretty damn good.

And that wind up was very Dice K like too.  Nice.
- Lake

Young Roger is still running his smack.  He’s still saying he never did steroids, even though he admits that HIS WIFE DID.

He’s still denies that he was banging out that 15 year old (well, actually he NEVER denied that, get er done rocket).

He’s still saying Andy Pettitte “Misremembered” about his own steroid use with Brian [...]

I’ve already established that I don’t like baseball.  Once the NBA playoffs are over we enter what I like to call “the drought”, meaning that I won’t be watching SportsCenter until Football season starts in the fall.  You know what I really hate about baseball?  First of all, it seems to be a celebration of [...]

Damn…why they trying to stick Manny for his paper?  Supposedly, homey just tested positive for the Juice and will serve an immediate 50 game suspension (ouch).

I just spoke to die hard Red Sox fan, Rosy F. Baby, about this.  She claims it must be a bad batch of Alleve gone wrong.  She claims that young [...]

I guess it’s true what they say, when it rains, it hurricanes.  A Rod just got outed for f*cking with hoes.

Look, the more I reset it back to Ashley Dupre, the more I realize that she really was a decent piece of tail for Eliot.  Let’s review a bit.

haaaaa, boy, this was back in the [...]

I’m not sure what in the hell is going on in Alex Rodriguez’ mind, but I KNOW this aint gonna help his “Roid assisted, gimpy hip, impacted post game get any better.

Homey, get your sh*t together.  There are women and children reading this blog.  Yikes.  The only cat I could find to say this was [...]

Ha, now why do all my posts start out with laughter?  Anyway, you know how you hear something from a family member or a friend and as soon as you hear it you say to yourself, “figures”..  I mean, it’s something that was already in your head, but you just got that confirmation and you [...]

WTF is wrong with boy genius Theo and the the Boston Red Sox?

First they let one of the best hitters EVER get away for a bag of mangoes and Jason Bey, then they sit by while the Yanks sign up CC Sabathia AND AJ Burnett and now we get word that they were too soft [...]

My problem with the sport of Baseball is well documented, but this one takes the cake.

The World freaking Series just got delayed for rain.  Not only does that push back my little “end of the baseball season” party by at least 24 hours, it also sucks from a sports perspective.  These cats are really going to suit [...]

Hey, I’m actually excited about Baseball!  Okay I’m lying, I’m just excited about the fact that we might just be one day, 24 hours from baseball season being officially over.  The Phillies are up 3-1 and the Tampa Bay Rays are who we thought they were.

That is to say, they really are a young upstart [...]

To quote the great Ghostface Killah aka Tony Starks, “I seen it, like Zenith.” (c. Only Built 4 Cuban Lynx)  What Mr. Starks meant by that was, hey, we knew it was going to come to this and I saw what I said.  I mean, credit to the Rays for they have slayed the giant [...]