Man Up Monday: Syracuse Basketball – Kyle Kuric Gets Loose!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 8th, 2010

I can’t hate on Syracuse basketball. It is hard to be the #1 team in the country. Everyone is gunning for you, everyone gives you their best shot, if you lose on someone else’s floor you get the automatic floor rush from the students.

That feeling sucks.  Well Syracuse got a great first half [...]

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Come On Bruh! Jason Richardson
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Phoenix and San Antonio was in the last minute of the 4th quarter, when Phoenix got a steal when they were just down 2.  They got it up to the back to back 2002-2003 dunk contest winner for an uncontested basket ahead of the field.  Check out Jason’s finish.

Aw damn, come on bruh, that is [...]

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Duke Vs. Carolina
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

While I love the Duke – Carolina game, I’m not particularly hype for this game.  I feel like with the personnel we have, instead of a hype, fight it out game, it is going to be a glorified version of this:

Also, Duke is in a “can’t win” situation.  If we win, Carolina is having a [...]

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Dwight Howard’s WAG is a Classy Lady
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Maybe not WAG, but she is his baby momma and now I know how she got the job.  Her Name is Royce Reed.

Aw man, she was a Magic dancer too?  This is the worst baby mama story ever.  Everyone knows you can’t look at your own dancers, that is the #1 rule.

But no, Dwight didn’t [...]

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The NBA + Guns = Oh Hail Naw
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, January 7th, 2010

On Monday, Gilbert Arenas was simply an idiot for packing gun in his locker and pulling a gun on a brother named Javaris.  Today, he is an idiot who really doesn’t get it who got indefinitely suspended from his job.  Why did David Stern go all Roger Goodell on Pacman Jones on Gilbert Arenas?  Because [...]

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Allen Iverson Forced Into Retirement
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Allen Iverson still thinks he’s got it.  He is demanding to start, he retired when he thought he could not start.  Then he went to Philly, and is trying to bring it back like it is 2000.  Unfortunately…it is not.

I guess Rodney Stuckey wanted to let him know why he started over AI last year.  [...]

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Marcus Jordan Just Got a $3 Million Shoe Contract…Cancelled
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

Michael Jordan’s son Marcus is a freshman at University of Central Florida.

He’s got the MJ shoulder tattoos, he’s got his dad’s guns and he’s ready to play ball.  He sparked off a lot of controversy when he showed up to his school, sponsored by Adidas, and let them know that he needed to rock a [...]

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The NBA Ushers In the Superteam Era
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Now see.  When it comes to everything sports related (other than picking actual winners to games, fights, or races, I’m actually pretty turrible at that) I am a damn sports Svengali.  I predicted two weeks ago that NBA teams were going to have to be “superteams” in order to get it done for the next [...]

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NBA Draft: Things Are Getting Wild
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, June 26th, 2009

I don’t remember an NBA Draft that has had this much action around it.  I thought 2010 was supposed to be the wild free agent season…you know when the Knicks get LeBron (AHNT).  But going into the draft, players started flying all over the place.  The Spurs picked up Richard Jefferson.  ATL got Jamal Crawford.  [...]

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There is No “I” in Team…But There Ain’t No “We” Either…
Posted by Brock Hardon | Friday, June 19th, 2009

Defense wins championships, and it takes a whole team to win.  So the Lakers won the Championship on Sunday and the whole team was there to celebrate.  Mean I really love the Lakers.  Now that is a real team.  Guys all working together to achieve a common goal.  Everyone jumps in the trenches together where [...]

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NBA Finals Observations: Game 2
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, June 8th, 2009

1.  Like Superman, Dwight Howard has hands of steel

Hey, I like DooooooWight, but homey has LOTS of improvement to do.  He’s crazy athletic, but if it aint a dunk/layup, dude can’t really do much on the offensive side.
2. Steven A. Smith must have been put into witness protection

No doubt, the worst profile in all of [...]


Leroy Smith: This Might Be The Greatest Thing I’ve Ever Seen
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

People always ask me how I find the things I find.  Honestly I don’t know, the internet for me is like some bizarro version of the matrix, I see things others don’t.  I was stumbling around looking for pics last night when I found this, and it might be one of the biggest repositories of [...]

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Lamar Odom is on that Stuff
Posted by Brock Hardon | Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

It doesn’t matter what sport it is, there is always some ridiculous story about some player that becomes a complete distraction during the playoffs.  This year they really went to the well on this one, the story of the moment is how Lamar Odom sucks because he is addicted to sugar and candy and that [...]

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Man Up Monday: Cleveland Cavaliers
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, June 1st, 2009

Awwwwww damn.  I really didn’t think this would happen.  I’ve been saying for weeks that the Cavs were good, but I didn’t really understand why.  Now I know why, it is because they weren’t that good.  Everyone said the media wanted  Kobe v. LeBron in the finals like it was a bad thing.  Hell, I [...]

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Man Up Monday: Deeeeeeetroooit Basssssketbaaaaallll
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, April 27th, 2009

Damn, it doesn’t take long does it?  The Detroit Pistons got the Championship back in 2004.  Got to the Eastern Conference Championships 5 or 6 times in a row and dominated a relatively weak Eastern Conference for most of this decade.  They were the poster child for the team with no stars, although 4 out [...]

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Come On Bruh: Defense
Posted by Brock Hardon | Thursday, April 16th, 2009

I started Come On Bruh when I had to start defining what it meant to be one of Us to the brothers out there.  I shouldn’t have to do this.  But brothers clearly need guidance in this day and age.  So think of this as my little personal affirmative action program to help brothers keep [...]

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Duke Blue Devils Prepare for the Final Four!
Posted by Lake Arlington | Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

After winning the Eastern Region with a decisive victory over Pitt, the Duke Blue Devils, led by the superstar Junior Point Guard, Power Forward, Bench Coach and Demigod, Jon Scheyer, seem poised to cut the nets down in Detroit.

When axed about his great accomplishment and complete dominance of Levance Fields with his stunning athleticism, lazer [...]

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Andrew Bynum is Ready to Play, Boy!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Andrew Bynum is the starting center for the Los Angeles Lakers, he brings heart and size and youth, and another six fouls when the Lakers play the big boys.

In my opinion, he was also the difference maker in the NBA Finals last year.  And by difference maker, I mean his absence is the reason the [...]

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Man Up Monday: Duke Blue Devils
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 23rd, 2009

Usually, Man Up Monday is about someone who has already messed up.  This time I’m getting it in early.  Sure, some people think I should have busted out the Man Up Monday on the boys in blue two weeks ago when Carolina hammered us…again.  But I wasn’t ready.  Since then we’ve won five games in [...]

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Everyone Is Making A Shoe These Days!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Lake dropped the “Kutter 2″ on you yesterday.  But everyone is getting into the shoe game.  I’m a Nike guy myself.  So in honor of March Madness, let’s roll that Coach K.

Thank God they finally upgraded the Blue Devil.  The old school, big headed, soft Blue Devil was terrible.  True story, I ripped the goatee [...]

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The UvT NCAA Basketball Bracket Challenge
Posted by Lake Arlington | Monday, March 16th, 2009

Ask and you shall receive.  I know you cats think you have advanced basketball minds.  I know you love hating on Duke.

And most of all, you cats really enjoy picking the most obvious team to win, so now we’ve got the real deal set up to truly separate the Us from Them.

Dasrite, it’s UvT Bracketology [...]


Man Up Monday: #1 Teams…AGAIN!
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 16th, 2009

The brackets are set.  The conference championships are over.  Every loss from this point forward sends your ass packing.  Which is kinda dangerous, because with the exception of Louisville, Memphis and, ahem…the Duke Blue Devils, every single Team in the Top 10 caught it in the jaw.
#1 Carolina Tarheels?  Peaced out to barely in the [...]

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UvT Bracketology is Coming
Posted by Lake Arlington | Thursday, March 5th, 2009

For all of you supposed arm chair basketball aficionados, the day has finally come when true UvT cats are able to separate “Us” from “Them.” Dasrite, this year we’ll be starting our first installment of the UvT Tournament Challenge, brought to you by Thick White Chicks, T-Pain’s Autotune machine and Kwame Kilpatrick’s jaw piece.

Ahhhh, it’s [...]

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Stephon Marbury joins the Boston Celtics
Posted by Brock Hardon | Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Stephon Marbury was (released?  traded?  dropped and picked up?  Banished?) to the Celtics last weekend and has already played in a few games.  We debated here a few weeks ago if Steph still had it.  I figured he might be done after turning 32 and spending a year on the sidelines, but he looks like [...]

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Charles Barkley’s Jail Sentence: From Bad to Worse
Posted by Brock Hardon | Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

I thought it was bad when I found out that Charles Barkley was going to jail.  Bu-bu-bu-but wait it gets worse!

I told you yesterday that Arizona has very strict DUI laws.  I don’t disagree with it.  If you are a first timer, you are going to jail for at least a night, no questions asked.  [...]

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